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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apple "detectives" wanted to identify a gnarly old tree growing on a remote plot of land in Maine. What they discovered was the key to a centuries-old apple mystery.
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How apple detectives solved the mystery of an ancient tree—and rewrote the history of fruit
And how they might have helped save the future of American apples
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All you need to do to win elections is come up with a plan to stop spam calls and texts.
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Airports are great because you have to carry all your stuff with you to go pee and a granola bar costs 7 dollars
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/07/2024
Your honor I was yes-anding
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If the same folks are on the best and worst bsky lists does that mean there are only 38 people here
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wife: The trash is overflowing. Can you-- Me: Well I can't take it out but here's what I'll say. We need a strong trash can. And I'm committed to reforming the kitchen so the trash doesn't pile up
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16/08/2026
I have penis envy envy. I wish I had penis envy but I just have this stupid penis instead
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cookie Monster surveys a bleak landscape of death. The earth is scorched, littered with charred bodies. Combing through the rubble, he whispers, “Cookie?”
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Vast and Trunkless Leg of Stone, Standing in the Desert from classic poem Ozymandias.
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you are watching Peacock with ads and you mute the ad break until the last second your tv will say COCK in a big manly voice once an episode
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 31/07/2026
"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Our dog did a sick jump where he flipped backwards while catching a ball and we all cheered for a second before he started crying because he hurt his foot doing it. He really is just a normal but radical little dude in there. (He is fine he was walking normal like 20 min later).
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
How do dogs know what doorbells mean. This dude never barks at anything and the first time the doorbell rings he's like "omg someone at the door I'm gonna fight them omg omg omg"
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Important message about your loan Notification of loan sale Your loan with [Company] has been sold to [Same Company] no action is required
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Mark Wahlberg: What?
Alt: animated gif of mark wahlburg looking confused
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Corn dogs are American ingenuity at its best.
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Get Your Shit Together, Charlie Brown
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
In new york cities war on crime the crime doers work really hard doing crime these are their stories crime time
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Neighbors in the hotel last night were getting it on at like 10pm. We were like hell yeah guys. Then again for a while at 11pm and we were like woah nice. Then again at 3am and 4am and we were like come on now. Then again at 730am and we were like who are you people what is going on over there
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I should not have to listen to songs about using AI in adobe acrobat. The only jingle I EVER want to hear is Chili's baby back ribs, no exceptions
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Republican leaders have told us loud and clear that Democrats should stop hitting themselves. We are here to tell you that we will not bend to their demands and will continue hitting ourselves until the president apologizes.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is interesting because it challenges two widely held political assumptions: 1) that people love it when everything at the supermarket is at least $8.99 and 2) that the easiest way to win voters over is to go on TV every day and say that you need to build a big event space or you'll die.
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sports shouting is back!!
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Fall and rise of Reggie Dinkins is growing on me fast. Daniel Radcliffe doing random parkour over the car so funny
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What's the point of a huge healthcare network app if my doctor doesn't answer messages and in-network procedures can't bill through it?
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Oh no, my fruity crisps!
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
baseball is back
worf says death to the opposition
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The thing about the supernatural is if it were real, it would just be regular natural.
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Why do I get the feeling the upcoming animated family film "Animal Farm" might not be particularly faithful as an adaptation
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Running this one back, since it’s almost time for #MarchMadness 🏀😂
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
remember to set your clocks tonight. time begins at 2 am
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 06/03/2026
cropped, this chart becomes amazing
Cropped chart just showing Bad thing and Good thing over the years
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
When your wife orders queso diablo because she's "a sleepy bitch"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/02/2026
HE NEVER MISSES
jim cameron accepting the oscar in 1998 while shouting "im the king of the world" which will be literally true when he alone survives the nuclear holocaust because he's at the bottom of the atlantic when it happens
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/02/2026
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-mak…
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
AYN RAND: it is Rational and in fact Noble to care only for one's self because who knows if anyone else is even Real with an inner life like you, plus you're the Main Guy so your happiness is like the whole world is happy NARCISSISTIC SOCIOPATHS: wow what an interesting and totally New belief system
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Personal cell phones have been popular for 20 years, why am I still getting spam calls all day every day!
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the virginia flag should have both tits out. and the dude she's stepping on should have tits too. ive had a few dad sodas
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yeah fast cars just like jfk was talking about
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/02/2026
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 08/02/2026
Why Super Bowl beer ads have gone to shit: www.fingers.email/p/why-super-...
meme. two screenshot's from svedka's new bot ad. 

1. "DRINK SVEDKA" showing the bot ingesting some sort of red cocktail
2. "ENJOY DEATH'S SWEET RELEASE" showing the bot malfunctioning with sparks coming out of its neck and the red liquid pouring from its throat like blood
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
We secretly replaced both teams offensive lines with six randomly selected third graders. Let's see if they notice
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Witherspoon is a beast
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I hear there are some lovely people there
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
They got real guys running around on tv for this online gambling event
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yourpaljoe.bsky.social @yourpaljoe.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Betting ad count since 630 start time is up to 2
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