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You May Whistle For Me

@youmaywhistle.bsky.social
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Productivity blogger; webcomics fan. Maybe I will write a cookbook! Maybe I won't! Could be I've revealed my doin's at thefinalfivepercent.wordpress.com In these times of breaking, I hope to repair. She/her/sandwich

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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
‘Be very angry about how the world is being fucked.’ King Guillermo, I adore you. 👑♥️ [Not my video! Saw on Reddit!]
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You May Whistle For Me @youmaywhistle.bsky.social · 3h
Latest website glitch for weeks now: I can only scroll down a limited number of posts before I hit the bottom of my "infinite" scroll. This morning I can see about 100 posts and then I get the error message. The refresh option has never yet loaded more posts; the up arrow reloads the whole page.
Screenshot of an up arrow in a circle and a refresh icon next to the error message, "There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again."
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You May Whistle For Me @youmaywhistle.bsky.social · 4h
What the shit. That's my response to most of everything these days. Just a great big ol' "what the shit" to all the nonsense from every tech dipshit and grifter out there. What the shit, yo.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 8h
@scalzi.com Saw this in Cork and thought of you. Please ignore tuba. 😄
A Cork shop window full of guitars. And a passing tuba.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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You May Whistle For Me @youmaywhistle.bsky.social · 7h
Lovely story. Hang on to your heartstrings!
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Beccs @beccschampagne.bsky.social · 20h
drew up a little short design for the book club i'm in - we've been meeting for 10 years as of September!
a drawing of nerd worms holding up two books. one of the books has a wine bottle & glass on it, the other a cheese board. hand-written text underneath says Ottawa Ladies  ook Club 10th Anniversary same image as previous but now on a shirt!
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 19h
All you’re telling me when you’re like “how can you judge this man who committed sexual assault years later???” is that you don’t understand recidivism and you consider survivors disposable.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starch_... Candy corn, candy pumpkins, and gummy bears are made via a machine called a starch mogul. Basically the shape is stamped onto a surface of corn starch, and then that's used as the mold for the candy.
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Starch mogul - Wikipedia
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 20h
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 23h
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 21h
Gosh, the discourse on here is depressing this evening. Here's Ozzy taking a nap in a basin, for anyone who needs it.
Grey furry cat sleeping in a basin, paws sticking up.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 18h
i fuck things up great on my own, thanks
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david malki ! @davidmalki.com · 17h
the penultimate superlative. Examples: "Time for me to go to bed and fall asleep, my second favorite thing to do in bed" "I was late to the appointment, which is the second best thing to be for the appointment"
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20h
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 21h
Cruise line video was removed by YouTube over truly the dumbest copyright strike. Obviously fighting it, it’ll be back up in a few weeks like nothing happened. This is not an ad for Nebula, but it is still available on Nebula: nebula.tv/videos/linds...
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am not an influencer, I am an upsetter.
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good news! we don’t need to tax any working people to pay for universal healthcare. we just have to take back all the money stolen by billionaires. there are, historically, many effective ways to achieve this outcome. :)
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Bilbo Yaga @bilboyaga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How can I make a living by reading books and eating snacks under a tree?
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Sa-ilent Hill Bajaj @sahilbajaj.dev · 30/09/2026
The Bronx zoo has a Himalayan Snow Leopard cub and her name is Sarka 🥹
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You May Whistle For Me @youmaywhistle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What I wanna know is, are we just talking pumpkin pie spice like most things? A quick search turns up mostly creamy looking drinks and a few orange ones. The pie spice is a sure winner IMO, but I'm not sure nog with straight-up pumpkin purée is gonna be it. Maybe I have the juice to investigate...
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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Sean Connell @slcpgh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Funniest goddamn (and yet accurate!) alt text you’ll read all day.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Missionaries but instead of pestering you about Christianity they tell you folk tales about powerful beings in the forest and how to identify them and protect yourself from them.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pyr reviewed research 🧪 now available as a print! www.inprnt.com/gallery/byel...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got into the elevator with a lady and she was standing directly in front of the buttons so I said "could you hit 3 for me?" and she looked at me like I was a dog that learned to speak english
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Lily Lachance 🏳️‍⚧️🚀✍️ @lilylachance.com · 24/09/2026
So, fun fact about this upcoming novelette: it was inspired by the worst job I've ever had. 🤣 I was working at an Amazon return center, and after I failed to kowtow with gusto, I was assigned the worst job in the entire place: processing used sex toys. 👀 🧵
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m starting to think not a single person involved in Great British Bake Off has ever seen, much less eaten, an American cookie
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You May Whistle For Me @youmaywhistle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Evergreen.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yesterday I told this cat he was a good boy for "hunting" a sock and bringing it to me in the bedroom and this morning every one of my socks is missing
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/10/2026
This is not the point of the post but the image at first glance really does look like two giants, one of whom is for some reason straddling the school
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Austerity doesn’t work. Instead, it creates a death spiral, where reduction in services leads to reductions in revenue, which lead to reductions in services, which leads to reduction in revenue, which leads … you get the idea."
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Micah @rincewind.run · 01/10/2026
the real answer is probably some contemporary tv show given the explosion of the internet but in terms of ratio of bad critical writing to critical writing overall Lolita has got to be up there
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
prosecutors in Nigeria allege that a man showed up at a government building, gave himself a job that didn't exist, claimed an office was now his, and somehow got other people to fund his expenses. they say this is illegal, yet cats do this to us every day and are CELEBRATED
Freya, a fluffy gray cat, lounges imperiously in a woven basket by a glass door, one paw hanging over the edge as she stares at the camera with a stern, unimpressed expression.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 01/10/2026
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru.
Maxx hiding behind a sheer gold curtain.
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Cephaloween @cephalofillevtuber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inktober? I think there's a cooler drawing excersice😄 thanks to @ethankocak.com who created it So this year I'm partaking on #Skinktober Day 1: Eastern Pilbara spiny-tailed skink Eats fruits, seeds, insects & other invertebrates. Lives in grasslands and rocky arear in the north of Western Australia
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You May Whistle For Me @youmaywhistle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Read this one, and also read the thread here because it has different information!
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Deny, Defend, Depose (Carl Nyberg) @carlnyberg312.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@katmabu.bsky.social is building an organization. And that's a good thing. And she has a playbook. Also, a good thing. youtube.com/shorts/p4ck1...
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Imagine If Every Campaign Did This | KAPOW!
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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