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There is no Buford, only Zuul

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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 16h
When I was first getting into comics as a kid my brother got me the 10th anniversary edition of Marvels and I’ve been chasing the high of that art style ever since. Alex Ross, nobody does it better than
Spider-Man fights Green GoblinFull-pager of Human Torch flying ahead of a giant tsunami wave crashing against and covering ManhattanOn the left: Silver Surfer, flames reflected in his chest, on the right, various magazine covers and newspaper articles about superheroesGalactus is shooting fireballs out of his fingers at the Silver Surfer
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 17h
"Is everyone who lives in Ignorance like you?" asked Milo. "Much worse," he said longingly. "But I don't live here. I'm from a place very far away called Context. It's such an unpleasant place that I spend almost all my time out of it.”
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 17h
Fuck House of the Dragon, give me House of Dagon
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17h
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Vin @vinnieal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yanks have more innings with multiple runs this series than Red Sox have innings with multiple base runners
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t get me wrong, all of the Marvel and Spider-Man Magic: the Gathering card art has been fantastic. I, for one, am a huge fan of Spider-Man stealing Tony Stark’s hot dogs. But there’s fantastic and then there’s Tony Stark building Groot an Iron Man suit.
On the left: a Tony Stark Magic: the Gathering card. Tony Stark in red sunglasses, a red and yellow Hawaiian shirt, and black sport coat looks on, perturbed, as Spider-Man and Hank Pym (presumably because of the flying ants) collide to steal Tony’s hot dogs

On the right: Tony Stark looking on proudly as adolescent Groot activates the repulsors on his new Iron Man suit. 

“I am Groot, Groot stated.” “Yes,” Tony replied, “but have you considered being Iron Man?”
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey @goose.ski did you hear about that new penguin they found
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I got my dog the bougiest dog treats a few weeks ago (dried apple slices candied in lamb fat) and it is the closest I may come to witnessing what a corgi with a meth addiction looks like
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Free Press bravely challenging the orthodox belief that film criticism should involve watching the film.
A headline from Bari Weiss’s The Free [sic] Press:

“Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary

There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,' including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.”

First line: “i haven't seen the film,”
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Anodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"[C]orporate spending on share repurchases amounts to stock price manipulation that diverts resources from more productive uses of capital, such as increasing worker pay ... Buybacks, which were effectively illegal until 1982, have surged to record levels in recent years[.]"
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Peggy z chooses the bear @peggychoosesbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really thought there would be more Xenomorphs on front lawns this year...
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Raaahhh Jumpscare
Alt: Raaahhh Xenomorph from Aliens
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sy snootles from Star Wars, she’s got long skinny legs and a weird torso
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finally, a good threads post
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to thank 3D printing for giving me the absolute perfect life counter for MTG:
A brown and white 3D printed corgi with a double-digit life counter in the middle of its torso. In the background, Eris the corgi is laying on the couch with her football
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Started the new Bakeoff and Nigella’s greatest asset is that she eats like an offensive lineman
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🐦‍⬛ @raven.gifts · 28/09/2026
PAC was the definition of an elite wrestler, made everyone look like a star while being a bastard. he was the perfect opponent to introduce the sloth style from OC there was never a match where it was obvious he was losing, he was too good for that fuck, this sucks, rip PAC go watch the match
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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Anarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because sometimes you losing is what lets the next person win.
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s Jews in Texas, I can tell
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every dog is either a turkey or a ham Corgi? Ham. Golden? Ham. Husky? Turkey. Lab? You’d think ham, but actually? Turkey
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Starbucks a morally upright company? No. But, to be fair, is the coffee nice? Also absolutely no.
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Kublai Khan's Force Ghost🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @refriedwater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here you go
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Important, final game of the season, ballpark scran update: Puerto Rican-style mojo pork belly poutine
A plastic  bowl designed like a baseball containing the specialty mojo pork belly poutine at the Toronto Blue Jays game 

Some dork is gonna reply "does it come with a defibrillator" shut up man
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
how am i ever supposed to top this?!
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I bet Scattebo loves Cam’ron
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone else think this train looks like Clovis Bray
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love when Josh does the mangia mangia mangia
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
its nice that in 2026 people are still showing up to games with a sign that says D and another sign that is a cutout of a fence. we haven't forgotten about the classics
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he looks like he only pawn in game of life
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly, by choice, especially after the brief BLM diversity push a few years ago. Country quite intentionally avoids non-white listeners and a music writer knows this.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMFG OKLAHOMA
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Matt Imbrogno @mimbro1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🖕🏻
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boomer Pooper? Pooper Sooner?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lmao, I don't even know what to say about this
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or perhaps Boomer Sharter
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More like Sharter Sooner
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Omfg Oklahoma
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It has been far too long since I’ve listened to Live From Cook County Jail When it comes to B.B. King, it blows Live At The Ritz out of the water and I will die on this hill
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social odd question but you wouldn’t happen to know where I could acquire longhorns for a dog, would you? I’d ask Holly but I feel like she wouldn’t be willing to entertain that question right now The Texas Longcorg in question:
Eris the corgi, laying out with her paws tucked under her neck, giving me the full side-eye experience for yelling at the TV during the UT-UT game
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OK, cool. Hook ‘Em.
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha brb
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this Texas/Tennessee game is for referees what that driving test video with every threat on the road is for learners' permit holders
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every now and then it strikes me how Randy Johnson is not a porn name despite the mustache Another loss for nominative determinism
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My dog, who has been sleeping in her bed in my room since we got home from the groomers, just walked out, looked at me, sighed, and went back to bed. Glad to know my mother isn’t the only one in my life I’ve disappointed.
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There is no Buford, only Zuul @bufordtbuford.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s wild to me is my dog and I have the same favorite beer. It’s the only one she’ll try to steal a sip of at home and she throws a fit whenever I don’t share (I never share) Anyway I love a good Troegenator
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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