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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson

@yippyskippy.bsky.social

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Just a regular human shitposter. 40-something-year-old dweeb. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rg6hys5qhy…

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2h

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Varsity Blues: Billy Bob Gives a Perfect 10

Alt: From the erotic documentary Varsity Blues, supersexy Olineman Billy Bob gives his teacher’s stripping performance a 10, a 10, a fucking 10!

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 2h

Sorry for dry humping your partner, but if it’s any consolation I’m pretty sure I felt them cum

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 13h

🎶 Don‘t park under a walnut tree, with anyone else but me 🎶

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14h

I don’t have much to add. Maybe don’t park under a walnut tree this time of year.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17h

The warm embrace upon my lips is all I need right now. From my coffee.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 13h

The Phantom Gourmet raved about the cocktail weenies served at your glory hole

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14h

hallowed be thy ween

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14h

Touch me, I’m disgusting.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15h

Broke up with my medieval bf because he accused me of controlling the weather

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 15h

carefully curating my timeline to only show me the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 14h

*seductively sweet-talking you out of your Spanx*

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17h

First rule of cuddle club: it better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 20h

Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamt of losing my mind to a tiny screen that makes me sad.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Clapping my asscheeks at the horrors before realizing it’s just a mirror

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My safe word is “beep... beep… beep… beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep”

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Washington running a masterclass on How Not To Tackle

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You can’t teach that kind of flexibility, that’s natural talent right there

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Shit. The thirst has trapped me once again.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Yes.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Awkwardly grope each other and chill?

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Was trying to make you moan but only got you to groan

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Let’s get those ice cream stained sweatpants off you, hot stuff…

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Gandalf the White, indeed

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

One does not simply cock into Mordor…

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Brand new original content: Total Eclipse of the Fart

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

We didn't have moshpits in the 80s, we just danced in circles like neanderthals with high hair and better makeup.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wow, yet another thing we have in common - we both carry our stress in our genitals, amazing!

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

*seductively bending you over the pile of clean clothes that have been waiting to be folded for six days now*

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yep, still stressed out. Gonna have to try that old fashioned cure you people are always talking about

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh, enough with your damn standards already, it’s Friday for crying out loud

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Filling the bathtub with cereal and milk, now who’s Cuckoo for coco puffs?

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I remember when Disturbed was just a band and not my permanent state of mind.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so bad she moves to the Himalayas.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK (condescendingly)

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 09/10/2026

I will haunt you forever and not even have the courtesy to be dead

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nice post, now let's get you a muzzle

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“You’ve been working hard, take a day off for yourself. Don’t worry, we’ll let that work pile up so you’ll be even more stressed out when you come back!”

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s Friday so I might see if Bigfoot wants a handjob tonight.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Three Mary Seven

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If your childhood kitchen had decorative geese wearing blue bonnets, how's perimenopause going for you?

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sex so good you leave an extra 20 on the nightstand

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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You are not brought upon this world to "get it".

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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Times so tough, a girl can’t even befriend four irradiated, pubescent tortoises and their rodent father-figure anymore.

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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That should have stayed in Drafts - a memoir

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

At what point in the PTA meeting do we announce which stay-at-home parents are up for hosting the daytime orgies?

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sex so good you get him pregnant

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Might let the sun have its way with me before it sets

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sorry your partner is so vehemently opposed to a pants-off dance-off

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fuck ICE, and fuck anybody who supports them.

Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Getting upset that the physical therapist refuses to even consider my suggestion of removing my arm at the shoulder and replacing the rotator cuff with rubber gaskets

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