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I'm here to talk shit, not debate Your opinion isn't necessary, I promise Please don't feel obligated to follow me Don't dm me for money, I was gonna dm you for money

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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna swallow this and hope it levels me out
Photo of a tiny bubble level in the palm of a hand
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i keep doing this pirate bit with the cat that i think is hilarious and my girlfriend barely acknowledges which makes it even funnier i just know she’s telling stacy at work like 🙄 “he calls him scurvy herm and their pirate ship is the horny dolphin”
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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if Charlie Kirk's last thought was "If your butt was made of toes, would you have to trim your ass toenails"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Rogue AI Married My Dad, Now It's Making Me Mow The Lawn?
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV you’re Hannah Einbinder
The James Franco “First time?” meme but his face is replaced with Susan Sarandon
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
designer strain of weed called The Physical Act of Smoking
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I wish it told people when you muted them
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd never bring an iced coffee to a job interview. two thermoses seems like overkill and I am NOT compromising on my morning soup
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leather Mommy Nancy Mace vs Woke John Taffer in a podcast re-creation of the drinking game scene from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
world wide weeb
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JLP @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026
I hope you find this documentation useful... in hell
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another thing about jobs you hate is how you don't even feel it when you're running late. It literally does not matter. Fuck this job.
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Matt Freeman, easy
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Gang, I’m not accomplishing any work today
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Batman woulda slayed in Gilmore Girls
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
to have it bounced upon 😔😔😔
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Gilmore Girls was fucking robbed, this list is horseshit
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man, I don’t fucking know
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
The racism explainer
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Choosing violence today: "The Sopranos" is wildly overrated. Not saying it wasn't a "good" show. It was gone for a few seasons. Knowing real life people in that life probably impacted my viewing experience. But it could still get incredibly boring to watch. 
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
In honor of this beautiful Fuck-It-Friday what are you doing to engage it time theft at work, or anywhere else, who gives a shit just answer the question
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Fuck around and fuck out
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
prodigy voice: scratched my leg up
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He would have loved final fantasy x.
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Massholes? More like
Dirty lobster crackers
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
most of my fellow Hoosiers in the replies: ha, jokes on you, we don’t have front plates! me: that Lamborghini owner isn’t from Hamilton County?
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 22/09/2026
I feel no pressure at all when I get added to lists called like “best people in the entire world” or “posters who don’t suck shit from a butt” and that’s because I’m a professional poster,
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Backrooms is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Odyssey was written as a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 21/09/2026
Jaws 3 is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ALDI FINDS: - Gun
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
to infuriate bulls
History Facts.
Why Are Theater Seats Almost Always Red?
ARTS & CULTURE
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 18/09/2026
And yet I cannot even vape around school children. Interesting.
The Guardian (via Erowid) 
Indonesian foragers may have sucked on mind-altering nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 17/09/2026
Every day I am forced to learn new things and I hate every single most of them
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wheeling Mitch McConnell in to vote like a tweaker wheeling grandma to the bank to get access to her checking account
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 17/09/2026
Nice
iOS notification stating: OK Sleep Score
You scored a 69 last night due to getting fewer hours of sleep.
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 16/09/2026
I got high but Not High Enough
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 15/09/2026
Hey wyd
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
yeah I have ANXIETY A- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA N- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA X- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA E- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA T- tummyache Y- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jonathan frakes asks you things meme, jonathan frakes looks quizzically at the camera and there's a speech bubble
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Y'all just know papa smurf dominated that smussy
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
roller derby skater named Carlie Quirk
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ballpoint pen on paper. A man in his PJs is tucked into his bed. He's upset because the bed has been lifted off the ground by a pack of small, mischievous creatures. We can only see 9 of them in the image but there are likely many more since they're all working together to lift the heavy bed frame. As the creatures run with the bed they chant, "hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup." The man in the bed wants no part of this. "Put me down. No more hups," he says. It's unclear where they are going or what is happening. There is no punchline. There is little to no context. You're either with the hup team or you're out. Thank you for reading these.
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You're only lonely if you don't like being alone.
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CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
nice prince edward you got there is it county?
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 12/09/2026
Would you mind if I had a good day
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pop a perc for charlie kirk 🙏
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