Reposted by ACA🅱️The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna swallow this and hope it levels me out 3648
Reposted by ACA🅱️ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i keep doing this pirate bit with the cat that i think is hilarious and my girlfriend barely acknowledges which makes it even funnier i just know she’s telling stacy at work like 🙄 “he calls him scurvy herm and their pirate ship is the horny dolphin” 1162
Reposted by ACA🅱️All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What if Charlie Kirk's last thought was "If your butt was made of toes, would you have to trim your ass toenails" 041
Reposted by ACA🅱️foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A Rogue AI Married My Dad, Now It's Making Me Mow The Lawn? 091
Reposted by ACA🅱️The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026POV you’re Hannah Einbinder 0143
Reposted by ACA🅱️keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026designer strain of weed called The Physical Act of Smoking 0221
Reposted by ACA🅱️dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd never bring an iced coffee to a job interview. two thermoses seems like overkill and I am NOT compromising on my morning soup 2234
Reposted by ACA🅱️OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Leather Mommy Nancy Mace vs Woke John Taffer in a podcast re-creation of the drinking game scene from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark 4455
Reposted by ACA🅱️JLP @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026I hope you find this documentation useful... in hell 16611
Reposted by ACA🅱️Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another thing about jobs you hate is how you don't even feel it when you're running late. It literally does not matter. Fuck this job. 0141
Reposted by ACA🅱️Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026to have it bounced upon 😔😔😔 061
Reposted by ACA🅱️Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Choosing violence today: "The Sopranos" is wildly overrated. Not saying it wasn't a "good" show. It was gone for a few seasons. Knowing real life people in that life probably impacted my viewing experience. But it could still get incredibly boring to watch.  9263
ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026In honor of this beautiful Fuck-It-Friday what are you doing to engage it time theft at work, or anywhere else, who gives a shit just answer the question 10161
Reposted by ACA🅱️particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026prodigy voice: scratched my leg up 3575
Reposted by ACA🅱️SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026He would have loved final fantasy x. 0173
Reposted by ACA🅱️Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Massholes? More like 447871
Reposted by ACA🅱️Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026most of my fellow Hoosiers in the replies: ha, jokes on you, we don’t have front plates! me: that Lamborghini owner isn’t from Hamilton County? 1372
ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 22/09/2026I feel no pressure at all when I get added to lists called like “best people in the entire world” or “posters who don’t suck shit from a butt” and that’s because I’m a professional poster, 160
Reposted by ACA🅱️The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Backrooms is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris 162
Reposted by ACA🅱️The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Odyssey was written as a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris 172
Reposted by ACA🅱️Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 18/09/2026And yet I cannot even vape around school children. Interesting. 916715
ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 17/09/2026Every day I am forced to learn new things and I hate every single most of them 1233
Reposted by ACA🅱️an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wheeling Mitch McConnell in to vote like a tweaker wheeling grandma to the bank to get access to her checking account 1224
Reposted by ACA🅱️rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026yeah I have ANXIETY A- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA N- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA X- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA E- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA T- tummyache Y- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0469
Reposted by ACA🅱️Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Y'all just know papa smurf dominated that smussy 4232
Reposted by ACA🅱️All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026roller derby skater named Carlie Quirk 0111
Reposted by ACA🅱️ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You're only lonely if you don't like being alone. 0307
Reposted by ACA🅱️CromDeluise @cromdeluise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026nice prince edward you got there is it county? 241
Reposted by ACA🅱️Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757891278