Reposted by The Bare HandymanBoOoO oUtSiDe 🧡🖤 @iloveoutside.bsky.social · 11hI truly have no idea what some of you bitches are talking about, but I click like because you deserve to know you're not alone in anything you do. 0103
Reposted by The Bare HandymanWillem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 18hthe V in JAV stands for Voyager 174
Reposted by The Bare HandymanACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 22hIn honor of this humid Fuck-It-Friday what are you doing to engage in time theft at work, or anywhere else, who gives a shit just answer the god damned question 4102
Reposted by The Bare HandymanThe Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025“This would fix me” and it’s literally just getting naked in a waterfall 2163
Reposted by The Bare HandymanThe Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Me: That’s a lovely scent, what is that? Gutter sealant MSDS: that is a combination of some of the most carcinogenic chemicals available to consumers 1245
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 23hI’m Stuck in a Jefferies Tube Hatch! What Are You Doing, Captain Janeway?! 262
Reposted by The Bare HandymanEmily | No Small Games @aspecificegg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This week has been brutal. Whether we’re talking about it publicly or not, I think it’s safe to assume most (all?) the women in your life are some level of not-OK right now. I’m grateful for the people who are finding the words for this moment. I only have sadness and screaming to offer. 415629
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is there any erotic fiction choose your own adventure I might be in to that 010
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love Martha Kelly. She first caught my attention with Carol & the End of the World (it’s spectacular, highly recommend) and now I just get excited every time she appears. She elevates everything she’s in. 110
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I do love the cut of a brand new Forstner bit, but then again who doesn’t? 100
Reposted by The Bare HandymanThe Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025She’s absolutely livid that I would dare to buy something that came in a box too small to comfortably sit in 1123
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna swallow this and hope it levels me out 3648
Reposted by The Bare Handymanthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161861291
Reposted by The Bare Handymanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals 331890323
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s always a fun surprise to see what works in b&w and what doesn’t 151
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am a literal Texan and had not even heard of the song until today’s discourse. Where do I pick up my cultural cachet? 120
Reposted by The Bare Handyman👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026i wasn't gonna say it but i've got a pretty good theory about how you could break into the louvre if ever you needed 41715
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: Don’t you hate it when you’re masturbating in the shower but stupidly you started the dishwasher before you got in so you’re running out of hot water and you’re trying to hurry but now you’re thinking about the water so it’s just not happening? Them: How dare you bring an iced coffee in here 1183
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What’s the age cutoff for when you have to call a photo a throw back? If it’s 5 years I think we’re just under the wire here 392
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Expanse isn’t even on the list? Juiceless 030
Reposted by The Bare HandymanThe Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 25/09/2026If I was making a list of the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century, it would absolutely include LEGENDS OF TOMORROW 149710
Reposted by The Bare HandymanSpooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Revenge of Pretty Woman 0123
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At least the finale of ST:SNW had some fun ideas but the writing and execution were so lazy they should have to go sit in time out 110
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When I first heard the title and knew nothing else about it I genuinely thought this was it 030
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Using the electrical code book as god intended (pressing tofu) 020
Reposted by The Bare Handyman⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 23/09/2026Meme in honor of #BisexualityVisibilityDay 🩷💜💙 110627
Reposted by The Bare HandymanCosmic Girl 🩸🦑🥀 @petitepoltergeist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh yes PLEASE put me on a pedestal. I get off on disappointing people. 0142
Reposted by The Bare HandymanThe Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025If someone hit me with their car while I was walking through the grocery store parking lot I would use that opportunity to take a nap 051
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The explanation for why it felt like there was a shard of metal stabbing me in the leg turned out to be pretty simple 040
Reposted by The Bare HandymanCharles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for 358651791
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When you’re pawing at the shirt tag that’s been bothering your neck all morning and it just cleanly pulls off? Very satisfying 131
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I can tell you from experience that stripper karaoke is not the time to learn you’re actually bad at multitasking 162
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looks like I’m not the only trash getting fingered 121
Reposted by The Bare HandymanACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 21/09/2026We’re gonna need a bigger little man in a boat 021
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Backrooms is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris 162
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Apollo 13 is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris 031
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me to my first customer of the day: Good morning! How are you doing? Her: Not great! You want a puppy? 070
The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Odyssey was written as a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris 172