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BoOoO oUtSiDe 🧡🖤 @iloveoutside.bsky.social · 11h
I truly have no idea what some of you bitches are talking about, but I click like because you deserve to know you're not alone in anything you do.
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Willem Dafriend @depanneur.bsky.social · 18h
the V in JAV stands for Voyager
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 22h
In honor of this humid Fuck-It-Friday what are you doing to engage in time theft at work, or anywhere else, who gives a shit just answer the god damned question
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
“This would fix me” and it’s literally just getting naked in a waterfall
Photo of a nude man from behind walking through the waist deep water at the foot of a small waterfall
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Me: That’s a lovely scent, what is that? Gutter sealant MSDS: that is a combination of some of the most carcinogenic chemicals available to consumers
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 23h
I’m Stuck in a Jefferies Tube Hatch! What Are You Doing, Captain Janeway?!
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Emily | No Small Games @aspecificegg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This week has been brutal. Whether we’re talking about it publicly or not, I think it’s safe to assume most (all?) the women in your life are some level of not-OK right now. I’m grateful for the people who are finding the words for this moment. I only have sadness and screaming to offer.
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is there any erotic fiction choose your own adventure I might be in to that
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Martha Kelly. She first caught my attention with Carol & the End of the World (it’s spectacular, highly recommend) and now I just get excited every time she appears. She elevates everything she’s in.
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do love the cut of a brand new Forstner bit, but then again who doesn’t?
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
She’s absolutely livid that I would dare to buy something that came in a box too small to comfortably sit in
Photo of a grey cat trying to sit in a cardboard box that is just too small
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna swallow this and hope it levels me out
Photo of a tiny bubble level in the palm of a hand
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a good day for sad songs
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s always a fun surprise to see what works in b&w and what doesn’t
B&w photo of a man standing on a workbench in a workshop pulling boards down from a high shelf
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am a literal Texan and had not even heard of the song until today’s discourse. Where do I pick up my cultural cachet?
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026
i wasn't gonna say it but i've got a pretty good theory about how you could break into the louvre if ever you needed
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: Don’t you hate it when you’re masturbating in the shower but stupidly you started the dishwasher before you got in so you’re running out of hot water and you’re trying to hurry but now you’re thinking about the water so it’s just not happening? Them: How dare you bring an iced coffee in here
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s the age cutoff for when you have to call a photo a throw back? If it’s 5 years I think we’re just under the wire here
A nude man sits at a desk in a workshop in profile, leaning back in his chair and looking at a piece of paper in his hand
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV you’re Hannah Einbinder
The James Franco “First time?” meme but his face is replaced with Susan Sarandon
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Expanse isn’t even on the list? Juiceless
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 25/09/2026
If I was making a list of the 100 best TV shows of the 21st century, it would absolutely include LEGENDS OF TOMORROW
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Spooky Goosey @augustagoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Revenge of Pretty Woman
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Pretty Woman Rises
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At least the finale of ST:SNW had some fun ideas but the writing and execution were so lazy they should have to go sit in time out
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A topless man stands before a table saw holding hearing protection. The photo is cropped so you can pretty much just see his torso
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When I first heard the title and knew nothing else about it I genuinely thought this was it
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Using the electrical code book as god intended (pressing tofu)
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 23/09/2026
Meme in honor of #BisexualityVisibilityDay 🩷💜💙
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being bi means in THEORY you could like everyone but in reality it's about four people total (background is person holding a bisexual pride flag)
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Cosmic Girl 🩸🦑🥀 @petitepoltergeist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh yes PLEASE put me on a pedestal. I get off on disappointing people.
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
snek
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
If someone hit me with their car while I was walking through the grocery store parking lot I would use that opportunity to take a nap
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The explanation for why it felt like there was a shard of metal stabbing me in the leg turned out to be pretty simple
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you’re pawing at the shirt tag that’s been bothering your neck all morning and it just cleanly pulls off? Very satisfying
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Screen grab from Grave of the Fireflies (1998) with a text bubble added to the bottom so that it looks like Setsuko is saying the quoted text
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can tell you from experience that stripper karaoke is not the time to learn you’re actually bad at multitasking
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looks like I’m not the only trash getting fingered
Photo of the top of a metal trash can with a very suggestive pictographic of how to open the latch
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 21/09/2026
We’re gonna need a bigger little man in a boat
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Backrooms is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apollo 13 is a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me to my first customer of the day: Good morning! How are you doing? Her: Not great! You want a puppy?
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Odyssey was written as a metaphor for a man trying to find the clitoris
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