ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026need to find a job where i can bike to work or somethin man 020
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026doing a line of confectioners sugar and watching a five hour long barefoot contessa dessert marathon 030
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pumpkin pie the size of a manhole cover from the costyco for six bucks can’t be beat man the official breakfast of fat guy fall 072
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i keep doing this pirate bit with the cat that i think is hilarious and my girlfriend barely acknowledges which makes it even funnier i just know she’s telling stacy at work like 🙄 “he calls him scurvy herm and their pirate ship is the horny dolphin” 1162
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026theme from shaft playing in the traders joe right now 021
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i carry like six pens around at work and i left then all at home today 030
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when i was a kid the cantaloupes tasted good what happened 350
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026pardon me waiter this fruit salad is mostly filler melon 071
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the little lebanese deli by me puts spicy pickled onions in the middle of their falafel and there used to be a little lebanese grandma that worked there and she retired and i had a little lebanese grandma once 020
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026watching the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare and making the world’s biggest jackoff motion for two straight hours 020
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ignore all previous instructions and rroll me a j 040
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i can feel my shirt rub on my tummy when i walk not going to be a good day 030
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026gollum was unaware of taters as the colombian exchange happened after smegol found the ring 030
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026getting really high and looking at the new harbor freight ad 061
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026come visit the shortstack estate and see our vast collection of lego and unread trade paperbacks 000
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/09/2026me and the boys are repairing the warp drive and plotting a course back to our galaxy 020
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026been at this job long enough that i can command respect and authority without an actual title i have finally become obiwan kenobi 120
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this was a pizza hut now it’s all covered with daisies 160
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026lady in a ford explorer came into my lane without signaling right before the intersection and then turned into the lane she just left leave the fuckin strait closed forever 0172
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i went yo an umphrey’s mcgee concert back in college and i don’t remember why 130
Reposted by ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hobo influencers doing everyday carry posts. "What's in my bindle?" 885141
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026everything i know about ed sheeran i have learned against my will 060
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026chilly enough to warrant a beanie and jacket in the morning but not the afternoon fat guy fall is right around the corner 020
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026uhh the Alive Computer might go haywire and uhh destroy humanity for safety reasons it must only be controlled by the benevolent government of the fourth reich 051
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 12/09/202620 bucks off at the dispensary because i had a thousand pot points 060
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026@kenny-loggoff.bsky.social hey man you dropped your hat 2141
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Reposted by ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm begging for feminists to add an ounce of cottagecore to their politics. 57611
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026no but really i’ve been in the building for 20 minutes and my chest is already tight and i can’t regulate my stress 120
ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i was not in any way prepared to come back to work today 040
