ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 29/09/2026A CARPENTER BEE FLEW DIRECTLY INTO MY FOREHEAD AND FARTLED ME INTO SWALLOWING ONE OF THE MANY SCREWS IN MY MOUTH 142
Reposted by ACA🅱️The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gonna swallow this and hope it levels me out 3648
Reposted by ACA🅱️ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i keep doing this pirate bit with the cat that i think is hilarious and my girlfriend barely acknowledges which makes it even funnier i just know she’s telling stacy at work like 🙄 “he calls him scurvy herm and their pirate ship is the horny dolphin” 1162
Reposted by ACA🅱️All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What if Charlie Kirk's last thought was "If your butt was made of toes, would you have to trim your ass toenails" 041
Reposted by ACA🅱️foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A Rogue AI Married My Dad, Now It's Making Me Mow The Lawn? 091
Reposted by ACA🅱️The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026POV you’re Hannah Einbinder 0143
Reposted by ACA🅱️keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026designer strain of weed called The Physical Act of Smoking 0221
Reposted by ACA🅱️dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'd never bring an iced coffee to a job interview. two thermoses seems like overkill and I am NOT compromising on my morning soup 2234
ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026I need it to slumber again, I can’t walk around with this erection 120
Reposted by ACA🅱️OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Leather Mommy Nancy Mace vs Woke John Taffer in a podcast re-creation of the drinking game scene from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark 4455
Reposted by ACA🅱️J HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026I hope you find this documentation useful... in hell 16611
Reposted by ACA🅱️Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another thing about jobs you hate is how you don't even feel it when you're running late. It literally does not matter. Fuck this job. 0141
Reposted by ACA🅱️Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026to have it bounced upon 😔😔😔 061
ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026I’ve seen like 4 of these and I have no idea what most of them are, did ai write this list? Is this loss? 120
ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comTonight at 11:00... Doom!Alt: Morbo says: Tonight at 11:00... Doom! 020
ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026Ohhhh that actually sounds rad as hell, and we need to do another game night that I actually show up for! 040
Reposted by ACA🅱️Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Choosing violence today: "The Sopranos" is wildly overrated. Not saying it wasn't a "good" show. It was gone for a few seasons. Knowing real life people in that life probably impacted my viewing experience. But it could still get incredibly boring to watch.  9263