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@yesallcops.net
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I'm here to talk shit, not debate Your opinion isn't necessary, I promise Please don't feel obligated to follow me Don't dm me for money, I was gonna dm you for money

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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 29/09/2026
A CARPENTER BEE FLEW DIRECTLY INTO MY FOREHEAD AND FARTLED ME INTO SWALLOWING ONE OF THE MANY SCREWS IN MY MOUTH
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna swallow this and hope it levels me out
Photo of a tiny bubble level in the palm of a hand
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i keep doing this pirate bit with the cat that i think is hilarious and my girlfriend barely acknowledges which makes it even funnier i just know she’s telling stacy at work like 🙄 “he calls him scurvy herm and their pirate ship is the horny dolphin”
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 26/09/2026
the ol' sleeper nude
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All Cattes Are Best Cattes @picklesofthecanoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if Charlie Kirk's last thought was "If your butt was made of toes, would you have to trim your ass toenails"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A Rogue AI Married My Dad, Now It's Making Me Mow The Lawn?
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The Bare Handyman @thebarehandyman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV you’re Hannah Einbinder
The James Franco “First time?” meme but his face is replaced with Susan Sarandon
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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
designer strain of weed called The Physical Act of Smoking
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
@rebarmcentire.bsky.social
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
beat me to it
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I wish it told people when you muted them
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd never bring an iced coffee to a job interview. two thermoses seems like overkill and I am NOT compromising on my morning soup
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Just copaganda that idiots adore
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
You may remember me from such films as
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Fuck you’re right
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Unfortunately
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I wonder how many primaries that one lost
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I need it to slumber again, I can’t walk around with this erection
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Honestly I feel like I missed a huge opportunity here
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
wow
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
#cancelskip he hangs all his shirts backwards
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leather Mommy Nancy Mace vs Woke John Taffer in a podcast re-creation of the drinking game scene from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Why are you doing this to me specifically
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Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
world wide weeb
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026
I hope you find this documentation useful... in hell
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Skip,,,, you’re outta here
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Weird that it’s gone, oh well look at this picture I found
l'mlyekka @lyekka1.bsky.social

I just don't want you trans to even talk to me anymore so l deleted even the post that said my wife is trans. So trans bots or trans people attacked me just for discussing Newsom, so l decided you are trash and I will no longer even engage with you online so fuck you now. I was on your side, now no.
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Wile E. Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another thing about jobs you hate is how you don't even feel it when you're running late. It literally does not matter. Fuck this job.
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Can he even cancel anyone???
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Matt Freeman, easy
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Only that time Rory stole
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Gang, I’m not accomplishing any work today
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I believe in you
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I know three things and two of them are batman
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Batman woulda slayed in Gilmore Girls
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Just fucjin at me
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Ohmygosh can you even imagine
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Matt Damon's Powered Exoskeleton @punzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
to have it bounced upon 😔😔😔
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
I’ve seen like 4 of these and I have no idea what most of them are, did ai write this list? Is this loss?
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Gilmore Girls was fucking robbed, this list is horseshit
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man, I don’t fucking know
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
The racism explainer
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Every damn day
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Tonight at 11:00... Doom!
Alt: Morbo says: Tonight at 11:00... Doom!
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Ohhhh that actually sounds rad as hell, and we need to do another game night that I actually show up for!
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah, till him about his ass
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ACA🅱️ @yesallcops.net · 25/09/2026
The worst possible insult
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Choosing violence today: "The Sopranos" is wildly overrated. Not saying it wasn't a "good" show. It was gone for a few seasons. Knowing real life people in that life probably impacted my viewing experience. But it could still get incredibly boring to watch. 
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