Reposted by LouiseJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3545501101
Reposted by LouiseTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear. 251457342
Reposted by LouiseTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Years ago my sister got her cats this fancy chicken wet food and had it in a bowl in her fridge. i made the worst the chicken salad sandwich ive ever eaten with it and once a year my family still gets together to roast me about it. They can never find out i actually made 2 sandwiches and ate both 1543663
Reposted by Louiseswan 🍃 @pandersera.bsky.social · 09/11/2025parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole 423641924
Reposted by LouiseMatthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 14/08/2025It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4 684262389
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026legit will you sell this as a print so i can have it on my wall 000
Reposted by Louisejohn j. kim @jkimpictures.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Chicago sewer oil slick 🟩🟨🟦🟧 📷 2021 #ManholeCoverMonday 623742
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ahhHHHHHHHhhhh one day…i will hear the ringing of the black trumpets 010
Reposted by LouiseL @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars. 315138873
Reposted by LouiseBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[getting out of bed, reluctant and groggy] Welp gotta add to the lore 11836188
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026oooh would love to hear more about the rain fed fountain! Is there a reservoir? & how often do you have to clean it? (<- lazy person) 010
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i have been living in mouth for weeks now and i will say it does help a little to say "mouth" every time you step outside 000
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026www.tumblr.com/hollow-head/...tumblr.comPost by @hollow-head · 5 images💬 68 🔁 10719 ❤️ 15019 · it's mouth season (95º and 77% humidity) 020
Reposted by Louisevenomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 22/06/2026just a heads up, I'm speciating 0234
Reposted by Louisesnackerü @snackeru.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My favorite part of the mural are the panels showing how sacred the cottonwood tree is to the Dakota people. In Dakota stories, a star wanted to live with people, and became part of the cottonwood tree. When you snap a twig you can see a star living in the heartwood. 22913
Reposted by Louisemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/07/2025always great when you're watching some italian movie from the 70s and they launch a car off a cliff and it explodes and disappears into a deep ravine and you just know that fuckin thing is still down there 3991150
Reposted by LouiseMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026The shit you can get away with in nutrition research is egregious. Even 24 hour food recall diaries are notoriously unreliable, but asking people what they ate in *the past year* is a joke. You can't track a 10% drop in UPF consumption if your input data is off by 80%! 191175120
Reposted by Louiseptarnation @ptarnation.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i would like a tsa knife/multitool exchange program if your clip knife is confiscated at departure tsa, you get a token that you can provide to arrival tsa, & you get to pick something from the confiscated box 0213
Reposted by Louiseheathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 15/04/2026bringing my sawed-off to the ska rumble 627367
Reposted by LouiseKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 11/04/2026Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis 11080481223
Reposted by Louisewade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 05/04/2026HORATIO: Look, my lord, it comes. HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 7991223
Reposted by LouiseRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 17/03/2026Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo... 532044587
Reposted by LouiseCorey S. Powell @coreyspowell.bsky.social · 24/02/2026During thunderstorms, electric discharges in the air cause trees to glow with an ultraviolet aura. You can't see it with your eyes, but researchers have finally managed to measure it & recreate it in the lab. 🧪🔭 news.agu.org/press-releas... 10514158
Reposted by LouiseGrudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Once you see it you’ll never not see it again 9770124
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 07/01/2026entering my devilled egg phase. got an egg? devill that sucker. hell yea you (collective) deserve two bites of happiness with a lil sprinkle of paprika on top 010
Reposted by Louisesudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Do you even yearn, bro? 34724
Reposted by Louiseunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 24/09/2025The Street Vendors Association of Chicago is raising emergency funds to support vendors who can't safely work right now. They have a significant goal of $300k for impacted workers + families. GFM is here: www.gofundme.com/f/chicago-st... Instagram account: instagram.com/streetvendorsofchicagogofundme.comDonate to Chicago Street Vendor Relief Fund, organized by Maria OrozcoSupport Chicago’s Street Vendors We are the Street Vendors Association of Chicago… Maria Orozco needs your support for Chicago Street Vendor Relief Fund 1312280
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025old school but i really enjoyed Killing Orders by Sara Paretsky, killer portrait of what the early 80s was actually like in addition to well plotted mystery 000
Reposted by LouiseMicah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2025the list of conditions that qualify you is fairly extensive, but may I suggest a simpler route: lying seriously, I just checked the “I’m eligible” box online when scheduling and the pharmacist didn’t ask me shit, they just gave me the shot 40933131
Reposted by LouiseRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 15/06/2025My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power. 34688871349
Reposted by LouiseJay @duniagamemaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category! 123123403632
Reposted by LouiseChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 20/08/2025have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41... 6067151902
Reposted by LouiseCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I'm going to be honest here, I think AI is going to do so much damage to the usable internet that even after it's inevitably crashes out, it's going to take years to disentangle from every space it's polluted, like digital asbestos it's gonna be time consuming effort and likely expensive venture. 9860362051
Reposted by Louiselukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat? My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive Mushroom spore: ok i wait 443064534
Reposted by Louisepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing 178159772000
Reposted by LouiseOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants 113152052955
Reposted by LouiseJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Google search's AI summary is like the loud confident idiot in the room who doesn't always know the answer to your question but HAS TO be the first one to reply to it. 341484324
Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Penstemon heterophyllus (maybe ‘Electric Blue,’ if you plant cultivars)? 070
Reposted by LouiseMaya Sen @mayasen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Ok so yeah, this has quickly become the #1 misunderstanding about the canceled grants the grants are not “subsidies” or “entitlements” to Harvard or Princeton or whatever they aren’t going into universities’ endowments they are competitive contracts won by these universities to do research 12273802473
Reposted by LouiseBrandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 03/03/2025People need to understand that #MEASLES is not just the most contagious… it *wipes out immune memory.* All other immunities you have built up, by #vaccine or otherwise? Poof. You are as vulnerable as a newborn. Maybe more so. www.nature.com/articles/d41...nature.com 14479248