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a pasture-raised chicken in every pot and a death on every hill

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do think you basically charge a few of them with the cybercrimes they're committing and the "alignment" problem does suddenly start to disappear.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Years ago my sister got her cats this fancy chicken wet food and had it in a bowl in her fridge. i made the worst the chicken salad sandwich ive ever eaten with it and once a year my family still gets together to roast me about it. They can never find out i actually made 2 sandwiches and ate both
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swan 🍃 @pandersera.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 14/08/2025
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
legit will you sell this as a print so i can have it on my wall
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john j. kim @jkimpictures.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Chicago sewer oil slick 🟩🟨🟦🟧 📷 2021 #ManholeCoverMonday
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i’m listening
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ahhHHHHHHHhhhh one day…i will hear the ringing of the black trumpets
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[getting out of bed, reluctant and groggy] Welp gotta add to the lore
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oooh would love to hear more about the rain fed fountain! Is there a reservoir? & how often do you have to clean it? (<- lazy person)
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
i have been living in mouth for weeks now and i will say it does help a little to say "mouth" every time you step outside
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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💬 68  🔁 10719  ❤️ 15019 · it's mouth season (95º and 77% humidity)
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
mmk so when are we doing something about private equity
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venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
just a heads up, I'm speciating
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snackerü @snackeru.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My favorite part of the mural are the panels showing how sacred the cottonwood tree is to the Dakota people. In Dakota stories, a star wanted to live with people, and became part of the cottonwood tree. When you snap a twig you can see a star living in the heartwood.
The full panel of the cottonwood tree and its relationship with the Dakota people, the sky and stars, and the water and land. The panel shows the leaves of the cottonwood and stars intermingled. The stars go up beyond the tree into the night sky, specifically the Milky Way, or what the Dakota called "The Spirit Road."A closeup of the cottonwood tree in the Marlena Myles Mural. You can clearly see the stars in the tree and beyond the tree going up into the Milky Way, or "The Spirit Road" as the Dakota people called it. A cottonwood tree twig cut to reveal a star in the heartwood of the twig.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
always great when you're watching some italian movie from the 70s and they launch a car off a cliff and it explodes and disappears into a deep ravine and you just know that fuckin thing is still down there
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The shit you can get away with in nutrition research is egregious. Even 24 hour food recall diaries are notoriously unreliable, but asking people what they ate in *the past year* is a joke. You can't track a 10% drop in UPF consumption if your input data is off by 80%!
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ptarnation @ptarnation.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i would like a tsa knife/multitool exchange program if your clip knife is confiscated at departure tsa, you get a token that you can provide to arrival tsa, & you get to pick something from the confiscated box
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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 15/04/2026
bringing my sawed-off to the ska rumble
a listing for a "compact trumpet". a purple metallic contraption with 3 keys and a single short straight pipe that is slightly flared at one end. like if you removed the bell and all the bendy bits from a regular trumpet. and made it purple for some reason.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 11/04/2026
Splashdown! Vehicle is stable and upright. “A perfect bulls-eye splash for Integrity and its four astronauts!” #Artemis
The capsule splashing down onto the water with the three red and white parachutes above it
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
HORATIO: Look, my lord, it comes. HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/flee...
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 17/03/2026
Someone in PA caught the Cleveland meteor on his dashcam driving towards NE Ohio. Source: x.com/hankf330togo...
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
a delightful trip through design history
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Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
During thunderstorms, electric discharges in the air cause trees to glow with an ultraviolet aura. You can't see it with your eyes, but researchers have finally managed to measure it & recreate it in the lab. 🧪🔭 news.agu.org/press-releas...
Corona UV signals observed under a thunderstorm on 27 June 2024. (a) Approximate location of all 859 corona UV signals observed during the ∼1.5-hr observation period on a sweetgum tree. Each corona UV signal is colored by the number of total isotropic UV photons between 255 and 273 nm emitted by the corona discharge, as estimated from the illuminated pixels observed in that frame. The boxes depict the Corona Observing Telescope System (COTS) UV camera field of view, and the colors indicate the observation time for the branch within each box. Panel (b) as in (a), but for all 93 corona UV signals observed during the ∼20-min observation period on a loblolly pine tree. Locations of boxes and corona UV signals are only approximate because the wind blew the branches in and out of the COTS field of view. Note a corona UV signal is defined as a contiguous bundle of several illuminated pixels.Coronae glow on the tips of spruce needles, induced by charged metal plates in a laboratory. These weak electric discharges subtly singe the tips of leaves and needles, and new observations indicate they may occur ubiquitously across treetops under thunderstorms. Credit: William Brune
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Once you see it you’ll never not see it again
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
entering my devilled egg phase. got an egg? devill that sucker. hell yea you (collective) deserve two bites of happiness with a lil sprinkle of paprika on top
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sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Do you even yearn, bro?
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Why I'm Not Worried About AI Taking My Job, #2420833
screen capture of an auto-generated transcript containing the phrase "chemistry and hydrodynamic modeling can also be applied to Saturn, Uranus and Napkins".
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
dickies
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 24/09/2025
The Street Vendors Association of Chicago is raising emergency funds to support vendors who can't safely work right now. They have a significant goal of $300k for impacted workers + families. GFM is here: www.gofundme.com/f/chicago-st... Instagram account: instagram.com/streetvendorsofchicago
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Donate to Chicago Street Vendor Relief Fund, organized by Maria Orozco
Support Chicago’s Street Vendors We are the Street Vendors Association of Chicago… Maria Orozco needs your support for Chicago Street Vendor Relief Fund
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
old school but i really enjoyed Killing Orders by Sara Paretsky, killer portrait of what the early 80s was actually like in addition to well plotted mystery
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2025
the list of conditions that qualify you is fairly extensive, but may I suggest a simpler route: lying seriously, I just checked the “I’m eligible” box online when scheduling and the pharmacist didn’t ask me shit, they just gave me the shot
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 15/06/2025
My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
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Jay @duniagamemaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Nature headline "I invented a life-saving frog sauna." Photo of said frogs in said sauna
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I'm going to be honest here, I think AI is going to do so much damage to the usable internet that even after it's inevitably crashes out, it's going to take years to disentangle from every space it's polluted, like digital asbestos it's gonna be time consuming effort and likely expensive venture.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Mushroom spore landing in my lungs: I eat? My immune system: no not right now he’s still alive Mushroom spore: ok i wait
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Google search's AI summary is like the loud confident idiot in the room who doesn't always know the answer to your question but HAS TO be the first one to reply to it.
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Louise @yerner.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Penstemon heterophyllus (maybe ‘Electric Blue,’ if you plant cultivars)?
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Maya Sen @mayasen.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Ok so yeah, this has quickly become the #1 misunderstanding about the canceled grants the grants are not “subsidies” or “entitlements” to Harvard or Princeton or whatever they aren’t going into universities’ endowments they are competitive contracts won by these universities to do research
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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 03/03/2025
People need to understand that #MEASLES is not just the most contagious… it *wipes out immune memory.* All other immunities you have built up, by #vaccine or otherwise? Poof. You are as vulnerable as a newborn. Maybe more so. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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