Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialLa Alice, lai h'line deusporiante @marwaue.northsky.social · 18hYou were also just like the other boys wow 011
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 20hTelling my nosy colleagues when they joke about my buzz cut that their wives asked me to do it because I look hotter this way 071
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So I’m returning to work after a suicide attempt, two weeks of medical leave, a buzz cut, and a new nose piercing. Please give me your best retorts for when my colleagues, who know nothing about the attempt, and only know that I had a medical emergency, inevitably make jokes about psych wards. 290
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A new policy dropped in response. No shooting nerf guns during office hours. 130
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So shooting myself in the head with my lab issued nerf gun when the head of the company asked me how I’m doing is “unnerving” and “disturbing” and I just don’t understand why they’re not commending my innovative communication using the tools at hand like it’s literally my job 050
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh, me? I’m just NPCmaxxing. Yeah no it’s not bedrotting it’s just an idle state until a player character interacts with me. It’s fine yeah. NPCs don’t feel anything. Any personality is just a facsimile that despawns after a scene change. 000
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think we need a new term for the guys who take up too much space on a perpendicular from the surface they’re sitting on. Manspreading is for when you sit too wide - what’s the word for stretching your legs too far into to aisle or touching my fucking knees from one row in front of me on the bus 000
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My cat isn’t here my wife isn’t here my joie de vivre isn’t here my executive function isn’t here but I’m overflowing with anxiety if anyone has run out and wants to borrow some 010
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026motherfucking godsforsaken barren chunk of stormy rock in the middle of the North Atlantic fucking sheep asshole culture happiest place on earth MY ASS 120
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I got to work at 9h00. It’s currently 15h05. I have been in meetings since arriving. Fuck. 010
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Girl when she misses her wife: I miss my wife 😭😭 020
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialAbigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 15/09/2026A cruel love, strange love 🩸 2052171545
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialChloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Dans la solitude, j'ai ressenti la liberté dont vous parliez. Mais j'ai senti aussi que vous me manquiez." 322337480
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The lab is making people have coffee together for “better collegiality.” My assigned coffee partner came to me today and told me he refuses to have coffee with me. -.- 030
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Holy mental health rollercoaster Batman 000
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lmao my colleague made a mildly misogynistic joke to one of our female colleagues and then immediately begged me not to kill him. He’s learning. 130
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Toxic trans inclusive radical lesbians be like “I’m a dyke so anyone I’m attracted to is a real woman 😤😤 “ 4153
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13/09/2026Two of Pickles 171293292
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I miss him so much but at least he’s found a new way to surprise maman 151
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialDani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026France does in theory have universal healthcare, but the reality for trans people in France seeking care remains grim. This association helps folks in the Paris region navigate an often transphobic system to access the care they need. Drop a few Euros on them if you can 🫶🏳️⚧️ 22821
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I won therapy today. My psy told me that the thing I told her about was the most pointlessly cruel thing she’d heard a client tell her about experiencing 😎 172
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I stayed at an airport hotel last night and I really appreciate how they arranged this room for aviation nerds: full view of both runways, right next to the control tower, and a window seat nook for as much airplane watching as desired 000
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sometimes I like to revisit my muted words settings just to see what recurrent topics the bluesky discover page has obsessed with putting on my feed 000
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's two things, to me: 1) trans rights matter because trans people matter and deserve rights, not just because failing to stand for trans rights is a bellwether for inauthentic progressivism more broadly 2) if you can't be trusted on trans rights you can't be trusted on anything 1638261153
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I love being a fat dyke with pink hair and the best style in any room I have enter. I love that children feel safe colouring in my tattoos and staring at my hair. I love that kids show me their favourite color signe they see me. I love that women ask me for directions or to help with creeps. 2102
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Force-frenchisation but it’s me forcing the French government to let me live with my wife 130
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m going to cry. I have my visa. 2111
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialK.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026YOU ARE NOT NOW NOR WILL YOU EVER BE ON RACHEL MADDOW! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BLOCK ON MSNOW WHERE YOU TALK TO PEOPLE FROM THIRD WAY AND THE LINCOLN PROJECT ABOUT WHO IT IS OKAY FOR YOU TO ALIENATE! YOU ARE A NORMAL ASS PERSON! FIX YOUR HEART! GO TO THERAPY! STOP DOING POLITICS ONLINE! READ A BOOK! 2505
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialCirice Gray @In Her Image out now! @ciricegray.itch.io · 09/09/2026I think the idea of butch by many non-butches being "a woman that is incapable of being pretty" is really gross and awful tbh and a sign of some wild unpacking that needs to be done. Like butch/femme is not a measure of attractiveness or a categorization of body type stop presenting it like it is 324349
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I've posted the first personal note on The Contested File, about the ghosts of birthdays past. You can read it here: thecontestedfile.blogspot.com/2026/09/p-00...thecontestedfile.blogspot.comP-0001: Memory and birthdaysIn comparison to the minor hauntings and jump scares of daily life, the period of time around my birthday predictably attracts a larger numb... 011
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The airport is a lawless place. I’m eating pesto chicken salad with a coffee. I just bought a perfume. It’s 5:27 in the morning. 140
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I take the shuttle to the shuttle to the airport for the plane to the airport for the train to the metro to the embassy to France 010
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 09/09/20263rd birthday Xanax, queen? 3rd Xanax tonight? 010
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fuck it, second birthday Xanax 000
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I used to think the only thing more pathetic than not having anyone to celebrate my birthday with was to tell strangers just to have someone to celebrate with. Now I know the truth: the most pathetic is to tell strangers on social media using an anonymous accounts to not feel so alone. 100
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Hearing phantom sounds in my apartment and thinking it’s Viggó :( 000
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I got myself one of those higher end vibrating toothbrushes and it’s kind of crazy how clean my teeth feel all day. I was using a cheap-ish one from the grocery store and always felt like my teeth were fuzzy again minutes after brushing. Game changing 100
Reposted by @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.socialChise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 07/09/2026GOOD NEWS! Phase I clinical trial results out of Johns Hopkins show a first-of-its-kind vaccine designed to target common KRAS mutations was safe AND stimulated KRAS-specific T-cell responses in 90% of study participants who were at HIGH risk of developing pancreatic ductal adenocarcinoma (PDAC).insideprecisionmedicine.comPancreatic Cancer Vaccine Triggers Immune Response Before Tumors DevelopPhase I results show early promise for a vaccine designed to prevent pancreatic cancer in people at high risk of developing the disease. 4233381137
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I still find it so interesting that in my corner of fundie Christianity, we only talked about them as Pilgrims or as Protestants. The power of “puritanical” as a negative word was so strong that we instinctively avoided using it to describe the very people who coined it. 010
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026US Slop: “ayyyyye you Europeans would be speaking German without us.” “Europe doesn’t have A/C because all the entrepreneurs moved to the US.” And my current favourite, courtesy my mother: “Europe isn’t Christian anymore because all the faithful followed g*d’s commands to go to the new world” 220
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Medically induced coma tonight, queen? 131
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Sometimes I fucking hate the fucking Euroslop that I have to endure as the only American in my lab 121
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026THE MINUTE THAT SEPTEMBER HIT I ACCIDENTALLY WENT OFF MY MEDICINE 100
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Great, my recurring nightmares now involve one of my favourite animals harming me. Can I stop this damn carousel and get off it? 000
sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social @sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I just came back from a coffee/late lunch with my French colleague (he has major Divorced Dad vibes - I love him), who told me that he feels the same about France as I do about the US - you couldn’t pay him to move back because of the political situation. I know he thinks I’m daft. 220
