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chrs @y2ckt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
once again forced to read an insane story thanks to @notalawyer.bsky.social 's opening joke on @fivefourpod.bsky.social thank u peter
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chrs @y2ckt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
after listening to the @ifbookspod.bsky.social ep on rich dad poor dad, i hope @notalawyer.bsky.social and @michaelhobbes.bsky.social are feeling even more vindicated by this header www.scmp.com/business/art...
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Rich Dad, Poor Dad author’s vast debts spark awe – and some anger – in China
Robert Kiyosaki’s claim to be US$1.2 billion in debt has sparked heated debate in China, where property investors have suffered steep losses.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2026
Visit To Girlfriend’s Family Provides Illuminating Insight Into Why She’s Asian theonion.com/visit-to-girlfriends-f…
Visit To Girlfriend’s Family Provides Illuminating Insight Into Why She’s Asian
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
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chrs @y2ckt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this feels like a q for the wiki expert @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social, but does anyone know if wikipedia blocks editing on VPN? i've been meaning to fix a small error on the "songs on lego rock band" article (the song should be monsters by matchbook romance, but wiki has monster by the automatic)
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Taking away someone's food and medicine makes you responsible for their death
Standing up guy by Norman Rockwell meme
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s important to remember to remember someone’s entire legacy, even if they pop like a balloon.
Very tasteful collectable coins of Alex Jones’ face and butt in solemn remembrance.
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 19/07/2026
Need to bro out with the ladies
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
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dirtbag MAHJONG・out now! @dirtbag-mahjong.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
dirtbag MAHJONG is participating in nonbinary coded games this week! you can get the game for the cheapest it's ever been, and check out all the other showcased devs! s.team/a/3488460/ #NonbinaryCodedGames
nonbinary coded games
dirtbag MAHJONG
july 13-20, 2026
celebrating games made by nonbinary developers
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm really sorry but this is the funniest photo I have ever seen.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
good morning, Sunday morning
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i haven’t seen this on the news yet so here it is: i’m reporting that lindsey graham was gay
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/07/2026
lol
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David BASTARDquist @refburnquist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
he actually did the meme
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
THANK YOU SIRI, KEEP GOING
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the Battle for Nazi Gold
Popbase tweet: Argentina and Switzerland to face off in quarterfinals of the World Cup

Images of Argentine and Swiss flags
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tweet from shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird):

wikipedia: please. please just give me one dollar i'm begging you give me anything

me: [trying to look up the hamburglar's full name] shut the fuck up
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Again. This is the author. What are we doing here?
The Somali community is a scourge on the republic. I have been saying this for years. The rampant fraud is just icing on the cake. We should indeed be reviewing if Somalis e.g. lied on naturalization forms, and deport any with deportable offenses.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She's just like me
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/07/2026
japan is making kinds of cigarettes i never imagined was possible
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Someone said it looks like a suburban Thai restaurant lol
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/07/2026
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/07/2026
an absolutely incredible hillary clinton post that flew under the radar yesterday. the 23 state solution
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🔞eek! the dragon!!🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/07/2026
come on, man
Graham Platner Puts Nazi Tattoo Back on Chest

After dropping out of the race for Senate, the Maine Democrat announced that there was no reason for him to not have the tattoo anymore.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ICE is engaged in a very large escalation nationwide, with the agency claiming to be hitting record arrest numbers amid the return of quotas. This has gotten very little attention from the media because ICE learned lessons from the chaotic disasters of Kristi Noem’s tenure. Keep a watch.
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Excuse me, but that's MY empire of dirt.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Interviewer: What are your top three strengths? Me: Aggressively questioning leadership, being breathtakingly sanctimonious, and having an elite ability to prioritise going home.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell's possible death raises new questions about Joe Biden's health.
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5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This week’s episode is Trump v. Barbara, the birthright citizenship case, where a bare majority of the Court held that the Constitution still exists.
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Trump v. Barbara
Podcast Episode · 5-4 · July 7 · 1h 6m
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is a solid and even-handed article. I'm glad it makes 3 important points: 1. Many kids are riding high-speed e-motos and not e-bikes 2. The e-bike panic has the potential to hurt riders who depend on these bikes 3. Kids want to and deserve freedom of mobility without cars!
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 07/07/2026
"Emil Bove had a picture of Donald Trump as his iPhone wallpaper" sounds like the kind of dumb joke I would make to try and convey how MAGA brain-poisoned Trump's judges are. As it turns out, Emil Bove...actually had a picture of Donald Trump as his iPhone wallpaper.
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Emil Bove’s Trump iPhone Wallpaper Might Be the Most Deranged Thing About Him
No grown adult willing to humiliate themselves like this is fit to hold public office.
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