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Glasgow Kiss

@xanderglasgow.bsky.social
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I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 No DM’s.

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 5h
The heart clambers along.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 11h
Saturday Florida chainsaw massacre
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 6h
I just want to be familiar, is that too much to ask so often until a familiarity says "oh hey, I know you from repetition, my name is My Name Is" and it's like deja vu
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 19h
youtu.be/O9BK3xcRH1g
youtu.be
Daft Punk (feat. Julian Casablancas) - Instant Crush [Random Access Memories]
YouTube video by Mysteric
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 11h
Is it a Gourdon Ramsey recipe?
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 19h
OMGourd I’m making pumpkin soup
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 11h
large sign outside a building says "masterclass on how to be more likeable" people walk in find their seats the murmuring dies down settles into silence a figure walks onto the stage takes a deep breath and speaks into the mic "stop being a fucking arsehole" returns mic to stand and walks off stage
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 11h
My bank account, or as I like to call it, “Whatever Happened to the Zeros”.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18h
A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12h
To the dumb bitch who let her giant dog bolt towards Floyd cos she was too busy on her phone to hold her leash while I stuck my leg out to block her dog and screamed at my husband to pick up Floyd which he did while also trying to block her dog when all she could say is kick him: fuck you eternally!
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 12h
The clot thickens.
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 12h
Fuck it, let’s just call it on 2026.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
what.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
That's the last time I'll open the fridge door without knocking . . . it's scary in there.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m not a loner, I’m just selectively social.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’m beginning to think that this temporary insanity is actually permanent.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t always get enough sleep. But, when I do, I’m still tired.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 13h
Life is short, leave me alone
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13h
Getting through 2026 be like
Peter Griffin in a twisted pose on the floor after falling down the stairs
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13h
if i don't get out of bed then sunday can't begin (a thought i should have had before i got out of bed)
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 14h
Aww thanks Clau.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 22h
If your 1st dance isn’t the Silver Linings Playbook dance I’m not coming to your wedding because you’re very boring & don’t deserve love
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 16h
AKA the good stuff
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 16h
(deleting all of my unposted drafts about ska) discard, is coming like a ghost card
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 21h
you're telling me this hill is silent?
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 19h
I won the Nobel piece of ass prize once
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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 20h
A gorgeous sunset view from the drive home last night
A radiant sunset sky behind a farmhouse and field with round hay bales by the rural highway
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 22h
Just an old lady looking for a mosh pit
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am an elbow macaroni in a box full of shells.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 22h
I like having to shave my beard. Keeps me grounded.
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Stimpy Cole @stimpycole.bsky.social · 20h
#weather in mono 🖤
A just right of center cg bolt makes the perfect subject for a bw stillCrepuscular rays coming through a storm base but in black and white with a pinhole vignette 

These two images are personal favorites so with the topic being weather I just had to post them as well
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 22h
If you can make yourself laugh, anyone else is just cute fun lil bonuses
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 21h
McFly? my ghost is a horse hello, hello anybody home? on the motorway little white gingerbread men and red are floating up the rain and McFly? you are made of that kind of light
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23h
a sleepy and deflated pufferfish
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 21h
m.youtube.com
Swansea
YouTube video by JOANNA NEWSOM - Topic
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 22h
I’m just so upset I never got to try quaaludes.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 21h
It wasn't me, is something I say way too often.
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I added you to the group dream.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamt of losing my mind to a tiny screen that makes me sad.
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Offering to punch someone in the face, on your behalf, is how I show affection.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a lil comic! 

Panel 1: a smiling man holds up a tablet playing a video of a cat on a unicycle playing a drum. “Look! A cat drummer on a unicycle!”

Panel 2: frowning onlookers smugly say “it’s just AI.”

Panel 3: the cat, at home, looks hopeful. “So? Did they like it?” The man, sad, says, “your talent fell upon the worst possible era.”
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Things? Things that go bump in the night? Well, it’s dark in the night. You try sneaking around out here, see what sort of onomatopoeia you pull. And some of us things have names. Names that you can’t unhear.
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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m well versed in nightmares now. Idc. I’ll fuck a boogeyman up.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Homer lecturing the kids ' I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's going to do me in the middle of this speech."
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This means nothing to me.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You can cry to ultravox in the rain, under the muted orange light of a street lamp ✨for free✨~and no one can stop you
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
well aren’t you just a little glitch in the matrix
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