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trust me bro im hot

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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really cant go "Oh my bad" on here and that's the worst thing about it.
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Lego Dolemite 🏴🚩 @psychoalpastor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That it is even possible for the ritual sacrifice to the power of the State to fail reinforces that it is indeed a ritual sacrifice and has nothing to do with justice.
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me: (2 steppin intergalactic style to Kraftwerk's entire discography w/seven or eight salarian rudeboys at Afterlife) sweet ass asari shorty: Hey...Wow..u guys are really getting down. Can i dance with u? (smiles) me: (elbowing her off the dance floor as i continue to go fucking crazy with the boys)
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i have the humor of a 12 year old boy
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
people on some parts of the internet are having a really hard time dealing with the movie Primetime and it reminded me of this post.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
InfoWars will never lie to you.
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gooner, the only online raccoon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
u gotta respect a gal whos a bit too thicc for her clothes getting down like shes on soul train
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Polly, Transfeminist Killjoy @crosspollytaupe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my favorite tumblr posts
coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

#cloth barista wire barista
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This to me is BlueSkyism
Meme account shows a picture of two attractive woman and asks "Blonde or Goth girls?" But the reply they get is from someone called Bob the Minion and it reads "I don't even care. Honestly, my life is really bad right now. I started a Minion Parody page and moved to NYC or LA to try to get some work in the entertainment industry. and now I'm being chewed up and spit out. If you or anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it."
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The yeah zone
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re gonna have to add another digit to the price signs ☠️
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Vladimir Lenin as Blaire White. Now imagine they're Japanese. Doesn't look so much like The Troubles was caused by made men lighting stuff on fire now, does it?
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m going to start doing RDLs again
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s “listen to Susumu Hirasawa & don’t k¡ll yourself day”! The goal is to listen to Susumu Hirasawa & also to not kms
Spotify aceeen shot of Susumu Hirasawa
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 21/09/2026
*dem consultant voice* so my advice is demonize the three trans girls who want to play softball
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Nea “Dracula” Ching @thegaychingy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How i think i look working on two laptops at once
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Put on “Bezerk: Golden Age/Memorial Edition” on last night & HOLY SHIT,, this is a new obsession
Danny DeVito “I get it now” meme
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gas prices bringing really some mid-aughts energy, I feel like a teen again ❤️
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another day another haunting earworm,, it sucks that he’s evil, he’s given me so many vocal stims 😭
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jimmy Carter meme saying totally exonerated no wrongdoing
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 17/09/2026
[tim curry dies] rocky horror huh [remembers logged on transsexual women exist] that movie fuckin sucks [remembers fat bisexual cis women exist] but theres nuance right
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact that Musk himself is sponsoring so many of the anti-trans ads this cycle presents a pretty golden opportunity for Dems to point out that of course the guy who literally wants to build a gas-powered data center in your backyard wants this election to be about trans people.
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sick, depressed, mylife in shambles… the only Cure: Subaru Baja
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
mob psycho 100: its important to take care of yourself, improve yourself, and make the world around you a kinder place (me watching anime in my underpants): true
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HOLY SHIT
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
gonna get enormous mileage outta this
Image of a store front sign that says "Taco bell" and "urgent care". the sign is glowing at night
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the MOST literal turtleneck I've everseen. all others are cowardly by comparison
image of a man and a woman from Vouge.com. the woman has an exceptionally tall neck on her sweater
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m obsessed w/season 1…but you cannot go back to the magic. The hunger is the point!!! Let it rest ❤️‍🩹
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
mad men is about how it's ok to say i love you after the second link
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To you, it’s “who drank three PBRs & blocked traffic on a bike night”, but to me that’s a normal Thursday
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
People who say Taylor Swift can't be forgiven because they gaped a tsundere are the same people who simp for these folks.
Bill Gatesphoto of Enver Hoxha
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Potato Bolshevik @potatobolshevik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One Struggle
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JRPG ass future we're living in
Gas is now at the damage limit
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
absolute cinema
three frames:

1) elizabeth holmes says: 256GB iPhone Duo for $1,999. 2TB iPhone Duo for $3,199.

2) nathan fielder: OK. You're being real right now?

3) elizabeth holmes: Why would I deceive you?
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
call me socialist but i dont mind if spider build tiny house in my room
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ry @wormgenerator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Biking hard, sweating profusely, it’s dark. the sports bra is out & the overshirt is flapping
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
pretty incredible how quickly “died from eating a bad babybell cheese” went from something I’d put on a halloween tombstone to an actually possibility in my real life
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maisie @maisie.dog · 03/09/2026
shock collar that gets you if you drop your vocal pitch too lol
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