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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 9h
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 8h
when a man tries to misgender you by calling you 'bruh' its like please try harder this is embarrassing
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 9h
either this covid booster is causing me constant erections or god is attempting to speak to me through homeostasis
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 9h
>spend whole day sending emails >get 0 back >
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 20h
just remembered how a trans woman who left a bite mark on my arm that lasted an entire year is a boy again now
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 21h
decided i'm gonna tell people im related to tim lincecum from now on
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 22h
as of today i have started researching peptides for spermatogenesis bc i have a couple bucket list items
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 22h
sorry that happened but thank you for inspiring the video game my guy
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 22h
when men hit on me specifically it actually does mean youre gay because i speak like i play video games
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 23h
far be it from me to pocket watch another filipino but i honestly dont get how bretman rock still forged a career after the n word thing. like sure forgive a teenager but he's also a fag. maybe im just saying im impressed
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need to copy this pose for girlfriend museum album cover except she's naked and my hand is covering my face in shame
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ethel cain penis on the internet makes me feel less bad about my penis in videos on the internet
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i havent recovered from the time i sent LEGO magazine a picture of me and a spaceship i built when i was 8 to be featured in the Reader's Creations section of the magazine and never heard back
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just unfollowed ethel cain
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Studs when the sun explodes
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the contrapuntal movement on Why Bother >>
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i literally say 'bruh' out loud when there's a new picture of hunter schafer
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
closer to this than you think
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sometimes you have to remind yourself that the other members of your friendgroup dont hear screaming in their heads when the room is quiet
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
forgot god gave us this
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
forgot god gave us this
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he's a better lesbian than me
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
im using classical conditioning to introduce twitch chat slang into nirosta steel's vocabulary
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
adam friedland just booking the greatest voices in indie rock for the show is such a great business move
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Ella Yurman @ellayurman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new episode of @goingdowntv.bsky.social btw 😎 alt title: they let ella have a trumpet in this one
youtu.be
Milo Yiannopolous, 9/11, Flock Cameras, Data Centers | GOING DOWN
YouTube video by Going Down with Ella Yurman
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
by a wide margin
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
albums when i was 18 future - ds2 st vincent - actor sophie - product ratking - so it goes various frank ocean and drake
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
kill me tho #killmetho
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
everything i do for the next 6 months is in service of becoming megan draper
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
m train single stop romantics over j train express hysterics any day
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the canal street fake airpods vendors gender me correctly more reliably than doctors
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s crazy this is the same guy that made Take Care
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
idc if im supposed to be an enlightened multicultural new yorker i dont have to like falafel
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the reason it doesnt happen to me is because my personality is the cure for yellow fever
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
im lookin fa ha
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
need pussy but i dont love myself
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
not to go full music blogger but this is kind of like the first time you witnessed a magic trick as a kid
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just said 'drink of flavor' instead of flavored drink
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lee harvey oswald was a rough 24
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the doorframe shots in mad men are some of the best i've ever seen on tv
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
'firstable' and 'secondofly' now permanent fixtures of my vocabulary because of arrested development
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
need more friends who draw terrifying illustrations
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
mad men is about how los angeles is for freak perverts and new york is the new bethlehem
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
mad men is about how the only difference between poly and cheating is a dress code
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
lately i've been conducting improvisations in experimental fun
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agnest @agnostic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if everything goes according to plan we'll move into a 3br in woodside next to all the good asian grocery stores and a little garden for the chihuahua to sit in the sun
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