Reposted by ☃ rob ☃mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 49103221829
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6135991124
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Would you get their autograph? 18792251354
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney 112939703
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Diarrhea this, diarrhea that. Did you know if you die in the Matrix, you diarrhea life? 542572
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026Is it carbon monoxide 100133662716
☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I keep getting an ad on youtube of a man demonstrating a standing desk and it's shot like the beginning of a snuff film, let me tell you does not make me want to consider a standing desk! 120
☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I bet using a nail gun on yourself, say in the leg region, feels really good until it slowly starts to feel really bad 210
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025 251833266
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃Jack Scholtz @jackscholtz.com · 17/07/2025Bing Rhames spent more time in the VO booth for Arby’s than on set for MI: Final Reckoning 021
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃Jack Scholtz @jackscholtz.com · 25/07/2025I hate when I’m on FT with my girl and I say “show me them toes” and she flips her camera around to show me this. 041
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good 069902038
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/05/2026id seen all the posts but nothing actually prepared me for seeing the genuine real clip of jabba the hutt’s son doing a dewey cox monologue about how he’s his own man in a completely normal voice 72156
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026good news everyone! grogu drank too much last night and crashed his honda civic into a telephone pole and died 221307210
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23/04/202623 Apr 2026 234895
☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 23/04/2026honestly glad my wife took the kids to stay with her mother for a few days so I can spend some quality time with my LEGO Shrek, Donkey & Puss in Boots 110
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill 401511131
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died 312303325
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃Houseplants in Videogames @houseplantsinvg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Code Name: Viper (1990, NES) 1129562
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/03/2026God looks after little children and drunks, while at every moment sending plagues and tribulation to straight-edge adults 515128
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image 1708338775
☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I always strive for legitimacy with my Goomba Stacks, and that’s a promise 010
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Why would anybody waste money putting actual cyanide in cyanide teeth. The people who are biting them are not in a high leverage position 738736
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2026wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative 446757735
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck" 4364671249
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Serebii Update: A new variant of Greedent has been revealed for Pokémon Pokopia www.serebii.net 033359
☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026trying to play scrabble on my phone and getting ads for kalshi is going to turn me into a fucking Crazy Person 110
☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 29/01/2026walking around work looking lost, mumbling the word hemomancer under my breath 110
☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 26/01/2026me diligently admiring my LEGO Lord of the Rings - The Lord of the Rings: Sauron's Helmet 020
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun 3264471353
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Fuck it I don’t care anymore 10479571684
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Year to them 🎊 756990
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I predict 2026 will be the stupidest year in US history. Not stupidest thus far. Like after this year there will never be a year this stupid again. 561453153
Reposted by ☃ rob ☃molly mary o'brien @missmollymary.bsky.social · 30/12/2025“the Jimmy Buffett” should be a reincarnated spiritual leader like the Dalai Lama. a living demigod of relaxation 13700147
