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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s so much fun to see him whip around, helplessly flailing through the air when you pop a finisher
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
give me your phone
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Frame #4450 from S02 -E02 - Fatty Tuna-627705
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Frame #1816 from E31 Little Lost Girl
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I miss my grand am so much it hurts
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
Two besuited men, one with a mustache and one with glasses, looking sorta to the camera, and the one on the right with the glasses is kinda smiling and asking "Mothra gave you power of attorney?"
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Diarrhea this, diarrhea that. Did you know if you die in the Matrix, you diarrhea life?
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
we need to raise leg sack awareness
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it’s both
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Slippy, no!
Star Fox and Slippy looking at a hologram of the Oceangate Titan Submersible.

Slippy: "I've been developing a prototype submersible. It's exactly what we need for this sort of mission."
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
shit I meant to say command ah hell
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
unfortunately I’ve never been able to skeet on demand
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
truly sorry for your loss
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
RIP BONEBONE
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
you just skip to the end?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I keep getting an ad on youtube of a man demonstrating a standing desk and it's shot like the beginning of a snuff film, let me tell you does not make me want to consider a standing desk!
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#IsThereACarbonMonoxideLeakInRobsHouse
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I bet using a nail gun on yourself, say in the leg region, feels really good until it slowly starts to feel really bad
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the Knicks are 86-47 since Tracy Morgan puked on the floor of Madison Square Garden during a 116-95 win over the Miami Heat on March 17th, 2025
Tracy Morgan vomiting on the floor of MSG
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
we love to see cartoon cats experience biblically accurate panic attacks on the big screen
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Jack Scholtz @jackscholtz.com · 17/07/2025
Bing Rhames spent more time in the VO booth for Arby’s than on set for MI: Final Reckoning
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Jack Scholtz @jackscholtz.com · 25/07/2025
I hate when I’m on FT with my girl and I say “show me them toes” and she flips her camera around to show me this.
A tow truck
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"let people enjoy things" is over. we must want things to be good
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/05/2026
id seen all the posts but nothing actually prepared me for seeing the genuine real clip of jabba the hutt’s son doing a dewey cox monologue about how he’s his own man in a completely normal voice
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
good news everyone! grogu drank too much last night and crashed his honda civic into a telephone pole and died
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I love #michaelmovie clayton
three Michael Claytons converge in a field. they are met by the ghostly visage of a lone pale horse. the hellish steed lets them know what's up: they're so fucked.
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Heathcliff, wearing a novelty drinking helmet, walks up to the front door of a church. The priest says "You probably shouldn't chug holy water."
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I don’t miss them at all
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
honestly glad my wife took the kids to stay with her mother for a few days so I can spend some quality time with my LEGO Shrek, Donkey & Puss in Boots
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died
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Houseplants in Videogames @houseplantsinvg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Code Name: Viper (1990, NES)
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
God looks after little children and drunks, while at every moment sending plagues and tribulation to straight-edge adults
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image
tim robinson durag
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I always strive for legitimacy with my Goomba Stacks, and that’s a promise
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Why would anybody waste money putting actual cyanide in cyanide teeth. The people who are biting them are not in a high leverage position
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
no chef dente smh
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mengo @mengo329.itch.io · 08/03/2026
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
same, I’ve got an sd zaku that’s going to forever rock just the eye sticker, because that plastic bit is so long gone haha
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
that’s all part of the gunpla fun baybee
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Serebii Update: A new variant of Greedent has been revealed for Pokémon Pokopia www.serebii.net
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☃ rob ☃ @woahitsrob.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
lookin good big man!
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