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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/03/2025

I used to really annoy people for yelling at them when they would say "we just have to outlive them." It doesn't work like that. The ones you're hoping to outlast will poison young people that you aren't paying attention to. You can't ignore and outlast you have to kill bad ideas at the root

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ostonox @ostonox.com · 20/03/2025

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

mr beast tweet reads: I have a pilot living in a $2,500,000 private jet and if he doesn’t leave for 100 days he keeps it, a cop/criminal in a jail and if they don’t leave for 100 days they win $500,000, and someone living in a gym until he loses 100 pounds for $500,000. Can’t wait to upload these 🥰

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

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Larry Tenney @larrytenney.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

If you think this poster is offensive and doesn't belong in your child/grandchild's classroom, YOU don't belong HERE!

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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 19/03/2025

We reported on this a few days ago, but I want to point out this headline because this is where we are at. A bill in Arkansas would ban gender affirming HAIRCUTS for transgender youth. HAIRCUTS. This is a straight up North Korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law for youth.

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GOP bill could ban hairdressers from giving gender-nonconforming haircuts to minors - LGBTQ Nation

The bill would allow anyone to sue someone who affirms a young person's transition, and it specifically mentions hairstyles.

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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/03/2025

I started reading the communist manifesto to my old man boyfriend while he was cooking for me in case you wonder what dating me is like

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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 15/03/2025

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.

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𖥔 ࣪˖ 𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓲 ⏾*:･ @wildflowerdaysi.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The blood Moon Lunar Eclipse 🌕 ₊˚⊹🩸

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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

yeah bitch

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Stylistically speaking, cats are mid-century modern

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 10/03/2025

So now they are arresting people accused of no crimes who are lawful residents of the United States. Wow.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all

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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

If you’re waiting for a poetic time to do the thing, march 15th is right around the corner

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Laura McGarrity @a-warm-garlic-yurt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

One of my cleverer ideas 😜 🧶 A southern tamandua #embroidery #handembroidery #blueskyart #sciart

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

upon further reflection evolution was a mistake. today i shall be focusing on growing back my gills and returning to the sea

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

HOTELS: we have the best blackout curtains ME: awesome HOTELS: and the coldest air conditioning ME: omg yes HOTELS: and the bed has been made specifically to your liking ME: i'm gonna sleep so good ton... HOTELS: checkout is at 3:30am ME: what

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal: “Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine." @latenightercom.bsky.social

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

no it’s fuckin not but this is:

al green standing and pointing his cane angrily toward trump

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 05/03/2025

Another Texas bill that has no chance of passing, but its wild what the fringe is putting out there. Literally makes it "fraud" to be trans.

2 Oliverson H.B. A BILL TO BE ENTITLED AN ACT A No. A 3817 relating to creating the criminal offense of gender identity fraud. 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF TEXAS: SECTION A 1. AA Subchapter D, Chapter 32, Penal Code, is amended by adding Section 32.515 to read as follows: Sec. A 32.515. AA GENDER IDENTITY FRAUD. (a) A person commits an offense if the person knowingly makes a false or misleading verbal or written statement to a governmental entity or the person ’ s employer by identifying the person ’ s biological sex as the opposite of the biological sex assigned to the person at birth. (b) AA An offense under this section is a state jail felony. SECTION A 2. 89R14268 AJZ-D AA This Act takes effect September 1, 2025

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 06/03/2025

The thing about being a nerd is that my brain is programmed to find historical parallels, but if I let it do that, I will become a nervous wreck.

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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

put another way: “i dont need gps satellites because i have an iphone”

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Green: I will suffer whatever the consequences are because I don't believe in the richest country in the world people should be without good health care. I stood up for my constituents then. I'm standing up for them now. I would do it again.

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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

They’re going to steal as much as they possibly can from us until we stop them.

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

i’m negotiating with the governments of canada and mexico to cut me some slack

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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts." Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them. This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

🔥 Rep. Al Green is not new to standing up

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 05/03/2025

Unsurprisingly, it appears that the House will try to censure Green this week. Calling out POTUS' lies is worthy of being censured, apparently, meanwhile they're not going to censure Nancy Mace for yelling in the middle of a hearing "Tranny tranny tranny!" and threatening to fight someone.

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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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matt @mattxiv.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

i mean, fuck

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Those kids literally needed a job to afford those eggs show some respect

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feral weirdo, PhD 🦝 @witchofthewestside.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

The human body shouldn't be capable of snoring. It's contradictory to having audio processing capabilities.

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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/02/2025

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

“one of the most successful Podcasters in the Country, something he is willing and prepared to give up in order to serve” Guys I’ve never been more convinced America is over

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 19/02/2025

this al pastor torta surely will fix everything

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Ok I HAVE to stop spending money to make myself feel better about how our country is not going to exist in a year I’m gonna need that money in a year when the country doesn’t exist

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