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Vicky Harp

@vickyharp.com
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Product person, recently ex-Microsoft. Dev experiences, Al, data. Helper of experts. She/Her. Black Lives Matter. This meeting could have been a riot.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 6h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 28/09/2026
Every even marginally fun-to-browse retailer is closed now, it seems Radio Shack Papyrus Toys R Us Sam Goody B Dalton Joann Fry's Sharper Image Waldenbooks Discovery Store Circuit City Tuesday Morning Borders Pier1 Brookstone Shopping centers are so dull these days.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 27/09/2026
Bought an "erasure poem" last night at the Punk Rock Flea Market Artist is Janessa Wight www.instagram.com/jenessaliz1
An "erasure poem" - a page from a book with most words blacked out except these specifically: "I DARE YOU" "genius -" "flash" "and scintillate" "let" "the" "symphony" "play"
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 23/09/2026
You can spot AI autodialers because they sound so chirpy. Every human making a phone call in 2026 sounds exhausted.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 21/09/2026
Made a little site to help with musical instrument transposition: changekey.to Give it a look if you play a transposing instrument like a clarinet, sax, or trumpet. :)
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 21/09/2026
I have quoted this film at least monthly for a quarter of a century now.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the powerful playact powerlessness it is always a ploy to avoid accountability.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 08/09/2026
Sentience does not reliably protect humans from being exploited or killed, and it does not prevent animals from being eaten or killed for sport. Just a reminder as we debate AI sentience.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While you were partying I studied the blade When you were having premarital sex I visited the blade archives in the Vatican to do primary research on 14th century blades While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I completed my dissertation on Oakeshott type XIIIa German longswords
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 05/09/2026
Watched Train Dreams. Stunningly beautiful. That one is going to stick with me.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 21/08/2026
The End of Oak Street 👍🏼
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 15/08/2026
We were remembering an interesting space documentary we watched a while back and decided to look it up to watch with kiddo and it turns out Disney+ purged it and you just can't watch it anymore, the end.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 02/08/2026
I went to see the new Spider Man on opening night, and I like Spider Man a lot, but there is no way that this one is "the best one yet" or the present 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. I like the performers in their roles and all, but both of the Spiderverse films are a lot stronger.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 25/07/2026
I did a lot of interviewing when I was at Microsoft, sometimes 5-10 ppl a week. I didn't find out until much later that some candidates were ghosted by the process. It shakes me to the core to know I was part of this and I apologize unreservedly to anyone who experienced it. Those are not my values.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 25/07/2026
Oh fuck yes. This is a really shitty practice. Anyone who gets as far as a screening interview deserves a response for sure. I’d extend that to anyone who applies but that’s more debatable.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 10/07/2026
In an hour I will be doing my first livestream presentation since I joined YugabyteDB. It sure would be fun to see some familiar sqlfamily faces, just saying. :) You will learn something even if you are not yet in the distributed SQL world! www.linkedin.com/posts/vickyh...
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I'll be showing off bucket based indexes tomorrow in a live stream, come join us! No advanced knowledge of YugabyteDB or even PostgreSQL required: if you enjoy a good indexing strategy and diving…...
I'll be showing off bucket based indexes tomorrow in a live stream, come join us! No advanced knowledge of YugabyteDB or even PostgreSQL required: if you enjoy a good indexing strategy and diving into...
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 01/07/2026
The algorithm just served me up a teaser video to let me know that a trailer is coming out tomorrow for a show entitled "Star Wars: Visions Presents - The Ninth Jedi" and I need everyone involved in that GTM to, like, watch a sunset or something.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 01/07/2026
One of my favorite work from home things is when I go to close my office door and the dog is right outside, I ask him if he wants to join the upcoming meeting or not. It amuses me to no end. "Hey buddy, do you want to join the geospatial sync?"
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 30/06/2026
I used to eat a spoonful of peanut butter around 3 pm for a snack, but I knew that was pretty childish. So now I eat a spoonful of Nutella.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 30/06/2026
I can't pick a favorite line from this youtu.be/5KyfW79Ld4g?... But I do like "When MySQL has a good day, I wait for Ops to fix the monitoring"
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Interview with a DBA (Database Administrator)
YouTube video by Kai Lentit
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 12/06/2026
This was Microsoft life every day, it is such a bizarre dynamic
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/06/2026
Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh. Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 03/06/2026
I unironically love how much faith Claude has in me
Something like (3-5) ∩ (2,4,6) ∩ (<10) → {3,4,5} ∩ {2,4,6} → {3,4} ∪ {5} wait, actually {4} plus... you'd work it out. The point is you get a canonical form.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 23/04/2026
Life pro tip: toast your oats in browned butter before making oatmeal. It makes a bigger difference than you might expect.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 02/04/2026
Listening to the Project Hail Mary soundtrack and it strikes me that Time Go Fishing absolutely sounds like something from Cirque du Soleil youtu.be/OsSRIjgJDnI?...
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Daniel Pemberton - Time Go Fishing | Project Hail Mary (Original Motion Picture Score)
YouTube video by SonySoundtracksVEVO
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 02/04/2026
NASA’s mission to orbit the Moon is being interrupted by Outlook (New) and Outlook (classic) both refusing to open 😂
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 30/03/2026
You sure about that, Amazon?
An email listing from Amazon.com with the subject line "New book from Jane Austen"
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 27/02/2026
Listen, and this is a real question: why do we indicate gender on driver's licenses anyway?
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Joy is an act of resistance. And this is that:
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 25/02/2026
Browsing Google groups at work and finding one that shows activity of "less than 280 messages per day"
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a woman wearing glasses is making a face and saying `` no , thank you , please . ''
Alt: a woman wearing glasses is making a face and saying `` no , thank you , please . ''
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 20/02/2026
Watch as Gemini adds more and more commas as it progresses through this answer
Google search content reading "Apple's Liquid Glass is a 2025 Ul design language for iOS 26 and other platforms, featuring a, translucent, and, dynamic, interface, that, mimics, physical, glass. Introduced at WWDC25, it utilizes real-time rendering to blur backgrounds, reflect ambient colors, and create interactive,, gel- like,,,elements that, morph, and, move, upon, touch"
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Everyone who worked at this camp should go to prison.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 11/02/2026
A career update! This week I joined @yugabytedb.bsky.social as Sr Dir of PM for the Core Database. Happy to be working on OSS and data again :)
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Macbeth: SHIT
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Jeff Wilcox @jeffwilcox.com · 09/02/2026
Seahawks 🏈
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 09/02/2026
Ok well.played Life360
A Life360 notification that Seattle arrived at the End Zone
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 09/02/2026
How many dogs do you have to find to offset selling out your neighbors to ICE?
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 09/02/2026
No kings but Bad Bunny
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 09/02/2026
Did Microsoft just run a Superbowl ad implying using Copilot to make hiring decisions?
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Elizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday. It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 05/02/2026
Trying to help kiddo set up VR link with Meta Quest and it's buggy as shit. Companies are laying off workers and just letting products rot in full view.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 04/02/2026
Pinterest says "there's a clear line between constructive debate and behavior that's obstructionist." .... obstructing what, exactly?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 29/01/2026
Online search logic is all "I see you are looking for a bass clarinet to rent, so maybe you would like a French horn to purchase?"
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 27/01/2026
"[...] having known someone only as a child and then hearing they were gunned down [...] The person you see in your mind lying in that street is still a child. I'm sure his mother feels that way, too, or she sees him at every age all at once, including those he did not live to see."
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Sanjay Srivastava @sanjaysrivastava.com · 27/01/2026
Street art memorializing Alex Pretti in Seattle. Per r/Seattle, it was painted on a building facing Swedish Hospital in the First Hill neighborhood www.reddit.com/r/nursing/co...
A bearded man in nurse's scrubs offers aid to Justice, wearing a blindfold and holding a sword and scales, who has fallen to her knees.
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Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 26/01/2026
No matter how many times I tell LinkedIn to stop, it keeps showing me recruitment ads for CBP.
A LinkedIn ad reading:

U.S. Customs and Border Protection Promoted

If you thrive in high-energy environments, U.S. Border Patrol needs you. Physical fitness, teamwork, and... (more)

The image below shows people in a gym and reads: 

BE AN AGENT OF STRENGTH

STAY FIT, STAY SHARP, SERVE PROUDLY AS A CBP BORDER PATROL AGENT

JOIN THE MISSION
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