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TJ Hard

@wingnutemt.bsky.social
2.4K followers 1.3K following 6.3K posts

Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.

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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 1h
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 2h
Dishwasher filth shaming
Photo of a dishwasher door with a "DIRTY" magnet on it
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 3h
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 3h
If you see this, skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Kermit Puppet and Vampire Segment
Alt: Kermit Puppet and Vampire Segment
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Even bad pizza is still pretty good" No. You just haven't had bad enough pizza yet. There's pizza out there being served so vile it will make you question life. What I'm saying is respect Little Caesars
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22h
Tried ordering books online and Amex froze my account for fraudulent behavior. They're like, this bitch doesn't read, and I totally get it.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@youremceekayvee.bsky.social your new pfp makes you look like a Charlie's Angel.😍
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know I'm a deaf old man, but these kids I work with barely make noise when they speak, enunciate mother fucker!
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's your favorite GIF?
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Liz Lemon High Fiving A Million Angels
Alt: Liz Lemon High Fiving A Million Angels
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 01/10/2026
What's your favorite GIF?
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Jack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer?
Alt: Jack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer?
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's your favorite GIF?
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Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer's Shocked Reaction
Alt: Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer's Shocked Reaction
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to the 7-11 to get some beer, but it's a Spirit Halloween store now.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I had an 85 y/o dementia patient tell me I'm handsome, and ngl it felt pretty good.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dipping myself into a vat of glitter so I can be someone's special shiny thing
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some SLAPS
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Dave Chappelle Slap Scene
Alt: Dave Chappelle Slap Scene
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The whole week I was in colorado I wondered why I was out of breath, then I remembered it's way up there.
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Jonah Hill: Running Is The Worst Part Of Gym
Alt: Jonah Hill: Running Is The Worst Part Of Gym
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Samuel L. Jackson voice] Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it?
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bluesky mutuals...
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Is It Obvious Friends
Alt: Is It Obvious Friends
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baseball, brothers, and beer.
Me and my big brother at Coors Field.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All three Hard boys are in your town!
Me and my two brothers.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Touching grass is not enough I need to fight a raccoon over a pizza crust
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is this bad? This is bad right?
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FCC approves foreign owners for a merged Paramount-Warner Bros.
Royal families of Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Abu Dhabi will own nearly 50% of the equity of a merged Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I grew a sweet banana pepper in the garden this summer, and now I'm unstoppable.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Spray Srh: Man with Crown Spray Bottle
Alt: You'll get it whether you like it or not.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Explaining constipation to a 3yo
A common problem for a bear of very little brain and even less fiber
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is my snacking bacon.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh you know, sometimes you're the dog sometimes you're the fire hydrant.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit licking batteries
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spread cheeks, not hate
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:
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Throw: Woman with Giant Ice Cream Cone
Alt: My social media reach is more like getting hit in the face with ice cream, and not the one throwing the ice cream...so you know, pretty good.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Life is short, just eat the damn burrito
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you know who WASN'T in the files? PEEWEE MF HERMAN "oh he was a sexual predator, he jerked off in a theatre" IT WAS A PORNO THEATRE, IT WASN'T THE MF LION KING. EVERYONE WAS JERKING OFF
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Sabrina McDaniel 🌊💙 @sabrina-mcdaniel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Want to split a mortgage and ask each other if we’re hungry for the rest of our lives, or nah?
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We just don't know the long term effects of shitposting.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s still 2026 and i think that’s mean
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thirsty Thursday, K9 style...
My little buddy BB on Thirsty Thursday
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This guy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Saxophone The Lost Boys
Alt: Saxophone The Lost Boys
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I found a place that will turn a picture of your pet into a rubber duckie, and it is the best thing ever and I love it!
It's a little rubber duckie with my dog's head on it!!
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TrickorTreatLemonyPoop @eatlemonypoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Emotionally I'm here...
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Serenity Now!
Alt: Serenity Now!
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Emotionally I'm here...
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Rob McElhenney as Mac: Jabroni
Alt: Rob McElhenney as Mac: Jabroni
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Emotionally I'm here...
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Rafi Bomb
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Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My skeet when I hit post
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Crump Falling Down
ALT: Crump Falling Down
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My skeet when I hit post...
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Man Reacts to Stank Ass Smell in Bathroom
Alt: What is that stank ass smell?
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: aren't you just an angle today Them: huh? Me: you know, because you're ACUTE
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