Reposted by TJ HardLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 2hDishwasher filth shaming 0144
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 3hIf you see this, skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula.static.klipy.comKermit Puppet and Vampire SegmentAlt: Kermit Puppet and Vampire Segment 001
Reposted by TJ Hardshredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Even bad pizza is still pretty good" No. You just haven't had bad enough pizza yet. There's pizza out there being served so vile it will make you question life. What I'm saying is respect Little Caesars 169116660
Reposted by TJ HardLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 22hTried ordering books online and Amex froze my account for fraudulent behavior. They're like, this bitch doesn't read, and I totally get it. 35212
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@youremceekayvee.bsky.social your new pfp makes you look like a Charlie's Angel.😍 010
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know I'm a deaf old man, but these kids I work with barely make noise when they speak, enunciate mother fucker! 000
Reposted by TJ HardDaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's your favorite GIF?static.klipy.comLiz Lemon High Fiving A Million AngelsAlt: Liz Lemon High Fiving A Million Angels 051
Reposted by TJ HardGene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 01/10/2026What's your favorite GIF?static.klipy.comJack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer?Alt: Jack Donaghy: It's After Six, What Am I, A Farmer? 4193
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What's your favorite GIF?static.klipy.comChris Pratt as Andy Dwyer's Shocked ReactionAlt: Chris Pratt as Andy Dwyer's Shocked Reaction 020
Reposted by TJ Hardflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet 810835
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I went to the 7-11 to get some beer, but it's a Spirit Halloween store now. 000
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had an 85 y/o dementia patient tell me I'm handsome, and ngl it felt pretty good. 000
Reposted by TJ HardEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Dipping myself into a vat of glitter so I can be someone's special shiny thing 99413
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Drop some SLAPSstatic.klipy.comDave Chappelle Slap SceneAlt: Dave Chappelle Slap Scene 000
Reposted by TJ HardRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game. 592198993149
Reposted by TJ HardRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1546181033459
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The whole week I was in colorado I wondered why I was out of breath, then I remembered it's way up there.static.klipy.comJonah Hill: Running Is The Worst Part Of GymAlt: Jonah Hill: Running Is The Worst Part Of Gym 000
Reposted by TJ HardSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026[Samuel L. Jackson voice] Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it? 58937
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me with my Bluesky mutuals...static.klipy.comIs It Obvious FriendsAlt: Is It Obvious Friends 021
Reposted by TJ Hardsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope. 1329266
Reposted by TJ Hardlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Touching grass is not enough I need to fight a raccoon over a pizza crust 28748122
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is this bad? This is bad right?latimes.comFCC approves foreign owners for a merged Paramount-Warner Bros.Royal families of Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Abu Dhabi will own nearly 50% of the equity of a merged Paramount-Warner Bros. Discovery 003
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I grew a sweet banana pepper in the garden this summer, and now I'm unstoppable. 010
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comSpray Srh: Man with Crown Spray BottleAlt: You'll get it whether you like it or not. 031
Reposted by TJ HardJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Explaining constipation to a 3yo 724351
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh you know, sometimes you're the dog sometimes you're the fire hydrant. 000
Reposted by TJ HardSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit licking batteries 915757
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:static.klipy.comThrow: Woman with Giant Ice Cream ConeAlt: My social media reach is more like getting hit in the face with ice cream, and not the one throwing the ice cream...so you know, pretty good. 051
Reposted by TJ HardEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Life is short, just eat the damn burrito 1117953
Reposted by TJ Harddirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you know who WASN'T in the files? PEEWEE MF HERMAN "oh he was a sexual predator, he jerked off in a theatre" IT WAS A PORNO THEATRE, IT WASN'T THE MF LION KING. EVERYONE WAS JERKING OFF 61142105
Reposted by TJ HardMal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Want to split a mortgage and ask each other if we’re hungry for the rest of our lives, or nah? 1716138
Reposted by TJ HardGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We just don't know the long term effects of shitposting. 712157
Reposted by TJ Hardsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s still 2026 and i think that’s mean 316052
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This guy will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.static.klipy.comSaxophone The Lost BoysAlt: Saxophone The Lost Boys 010
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I found a place that will turn a picture of your pet into a rubber duckie, and it is the best thing ever and I love it! 010
Reposted by TJ HardTrickorTreatLemonyPoop @eatlemonypoop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Emotionally I'm here...static.klipy.comSerenity Now!Alt: Serenity Now! 011
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Emotionally I'm here...static.klipy.comRob McElhenney as Mac: JabroniAlt: Rob McElhenney as Mac: Jabroni 010
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Emotionally I'm here...static.klipy.comRafi BombAlt: Rafi Bomb 020
Reposted by TJ HardEd Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My skeet when I hit poststatic.klipy.comCrump Falling DownALT: Crump Falling Down 021
TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My skeet when I hit post...static.klipy.comMan Reacts to Stank Ass Smell in BathroomAlt: What is that stank ass smell? 031
Reposted by TJ HardEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: aren't you just an angle today Them: huh? Me: you know, because you're ACUTE 109116