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TJ Hard

@wingnutemt.bsky.social
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Nationally certified ambulance driver, I mean medical professional. I do dumb things at night.

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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 26m
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Dancing Happy: Janet Jackson Inspired Moves
Alt: Dancing Happy: Janet Jackson Inspired Moves
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 1h
Age yourself with your childhood crush.
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Heather Thomas Hottie
Alt: Heather Thomas in Fall Guy
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 1h
We thought you knew...🤷
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 13h
DOG: okay, but can AI do this? *zoomies*
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 1h
Take a minute, then write a revenge song.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 12h
Eating the bonbons is just to show the couscous who's boss.
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 14h
Baklava would be a beautiful name for a baby
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 16h
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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The Simpsons Disturbing Universe
Alt: The Simpsons Disturbing Universe
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 16h
Well, they've already shown us that they don't care about rules, or the law, or the constitution...
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 16h
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Austin Powers: That's a Man, Baby!
ALT: Austin Powers: That's a Man, Baby!
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17h
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Dr Evil Ooo
Alt: Dr Evil Ooo
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17h
Like slapping a dead fish on wet pavement.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 17h
Throwing in a curveball...
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Carmelo Carmlo
Alt: Carmelo
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Oh no! The wild ali fled @sillygoose.bsky.social · 17h
This is how I flirt(Halloween Edition)
Screen grab from Pearl(2022)
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 18h
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Who Me? - Night at the Roxbury Scene
Alt: Who Me? - Night at the Roxbury Scene
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 18h
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Patrick Bateman's Iconic Smile
Alt: Patrick Bateman's Iconic Smile
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 20h
That's cake isn't it?
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 21h
He's a good bribe taker.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 21h
Meatloaf is underrated.
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 22h
"I'm glad I murdered Diana"
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 23h
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Tinkerbell Smack That Ass Meme
ALT: Tinkerbell Smack That Ass Meme
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We used to burn witches.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Morning Sunshine
ALT: Morning Sunshine
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom?
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😜
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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SNL Sprockets: Mike Myers as Dieter Dances
Alt: SNL Sprockets: Mike Myers as Dieter Dances
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meth heads need love too.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Adrian Pimento Creepy Stalking
Alt: Bro lo el conado!
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🎷🍑🍆
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's a sexaphone.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Jon Hamm's Ugly Cry
Alt: Jon Hamm's Ugly Cry
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nom nom nom...
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Intense Sausage Eating Competition
ALT: Intense Sausage Eating Competition
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, it was probably a lot of dicks.
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Hot Dogs on Face
ALT: Hot Dogs on Face
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably only one, but it was JD Vance, so jokes on her.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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Big TV Drop
Alt: Big TV Drop
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, hope you can see a little better now. Here's to sedatives! 🍻
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you.
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you wearing boots? Oh...you are.😘
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Alec Baldwin's 'There, There' Comfort in 30 Rock
Alt: Alec Baldwin's 'There, There' Comfort in 30 Rock
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Definitely.💕
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just don't bite.😍
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Queen Brit Eats a Pickle
Alt: Queen Brit Eats a Pickle
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ted: Guys With Tits
Alt: Ted: Guys With Tits
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank goodness for next day delivery? ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still looking fabulous though.💕
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sorry for all the mean things i said while we were waiting for the pizza to get here
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TJ Hard @wingnutemt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whew...
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Man's Heartfelt Laugh
Alt: Man's Heartfelt Laugh
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