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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

*Cyclops from the X-Men joins police as detective* *studies body* Looks like we have a- *whips off sunglasses* *blasts body to pieces* SHIT

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums 500. Moondance -- Van Morrison 499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead 498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band 497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena 496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

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Wile E. Calzone @wilplash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Swan Boy is the greatest comic of all time

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Wile E. Calzone @wilplash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

if you view “Petey” as a combination of the two of them, then yes

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/10/2026

Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!

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Wile E. Calzone @wilplash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hard to put into words how it feels to watch that one

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Farran Smith Nehme 🇱🇧 @selfstyledsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Celebrating the arrival of autumn with the glorious Liv Ullmann, photographed by Philippe Le Tellier in 1969.

Liv Ullmann looks directly at the camera in this portrait; she's wearing a black turtleneck and a golden brown coat. She is standing next to tree branches with similarly gold-brown leaves.

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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I think a lot of people think the point of sports is that your team will win and then you will be happy. That is not the point of sports. The point of sports is to be sad in a group

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Emily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

David Eby just called a snap election, right on top of local municipal elections. #bcelection2026

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Norm Wilner @normwilner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ah, the wails of my childhood

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Wile E. Calzone @wilplash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

the post that made me watch the show

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As time passes I am increasingly convinced that Johnny Knoxville waking up and asking “is Butterbean okay” is the peak of cinematic achievement

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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

in the court of the crimson KIIIIIIINGGGGGG

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/09/2026

One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/08/2026

Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

This is going to be Civil War reenactors in 100 years

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/08/2024

If u don’t have real life friends u should try it. They r ppl u sorta like socialize with. U can do an activity or eat food or just be in each others presence. It’s kinda freeform in that way. Or I guess u can keep getting mad at computer ppl instead. Whatever u want

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Wile E. Calzone @wilplash.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

‘Nadja’ on there is a perfect song

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

the trailer for the new movie in the mommy cinematic universe is exhausting. the timeline is so confusing with her face coming back again. i'm tired of crossovers like dada and grandma. and last time the food came in on train but this time it's airplane

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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

THE TAKING OF ANDRE 123

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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

i think probably no video on the internet has brought me more joy since discovering it than You Can Stop at Five or Six Stores. i keep rediscovering it and it's just as wonderful for the 50th time www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T1O...

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You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores

YouTube video by TheSamstert

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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 17/06/2026

Chungking Express has officially joined the Letterboxd One Million Watched Club 🍍

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

swanboy.com/comic/jackas...

Swan Boy
Panel one: Cassie (antelope girl in a metal band tank top) is talking to Swan Boy.
Cassie: "Hey I saw there's a new Jackass movie coming out next week. Did you maybe wanna go see it?"
Swan Boy: "Hell yeah!"
Cassie: "Cool! We can see it in 4-D. Maybe the seats will electrocute us or something!"

Panel two:
It's both of them in the frame now. Swan Boy is wearing a Rites of Spring shirt.
SB: "I'm excited! There's been a lot of chatter in the online Jackass community for this."
C: "Oh man, I haven't really engaged with Jackass since I was 15, what are they saying?"
SB: "Sort of an even split. Mainline Jackass fans are mostly talking about how good the boys are looking."

Panel three:
Half height panel. Just Swan Boy. He extends above the panel. He's shrugging in a way that I had to look at myself in a mirror to draw.
SB: "Meanwhile the CKY community is ready to present Johnny Knoxville's head on a platter like John the Baptist for Bam!"

Panel four:
Just Cassie in this panel. I could draw them smaller and fit both but fuck you.
C: "I feel like I've never heard you reference the New Testament. I thought you said you and your mom only went to church in the Sunday after 9/11"

Panel five:
Just Swan Boy. He looks happy. Not defensive.
SB: "I know about extra stuff when it comes to Jackass"

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

It is one of the very best movies, and also responsible for one of my favorite pieces of film criticism

screenshot of Kazuo Ishiguro on Colonel Blimp:

MICHAEL POWELL AND EMERIC PRESSBURGER
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
This film isn't nearly as well known as I think it should be. I was at a dinner just three nights ago where somebody mentioned the movie, and nobody else there had heard of it. For me, it's the greatest English movie. Until I saw it, I thought all English movies were these modest black-and-white things, but this is so sweeping, both visually and thematically. It spans four decades in the life of a military officer, played by Roger Livesey, and it's about his friendship with his German counterpart, played by Anton Walbrook, over the first half of the twentieth century and what happens to it as Nazism starts to take over Germany. The film was made in 1943, so the filmmakers didn't know how the war was going to end yet. Walbrook's character has become an anti-Nazi and a refugee. He's lost everything, but their friendship continues. The film also explores the idea of Englishness-what's magnificent about it and what's downright stupid about it. I watched this film in the mideighties, when Martin Scorsese brought it out of obscurity and got it restored. It was showing in cinemas, so I went to see it, and it was a complete revelation. Then I went home and wrote The Remains of the Day.

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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

“The kids want liminal spaces!”

Michael Lerner as a studio boss in Barton Fink.

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Wile E. Calzone @wilplash.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I showed There Will Be Blood to my film class while working at a private Christian high school. Felt pretty good about it until DDL starts screaming “SAY THAT YOU’RE A FALSE PROPHET”… Still glad I hit them with it tho

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

we were trying to puzzle out if there’s a single Paul Thomas Anderson movie you could show to a 10 year old and we came to the conclusion that pretty much all of them would be bad ideas

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