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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Charlie Sheen & Emilio Estevez as Ken & Ryu; Chris Farley as Blanka...what might have been.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should have made an X-Men movie where George Wendt played the Beast.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

for as much as people shit on twitter, threads is so, so much worse. this is a pretty typical post on that platform

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"a front porch filled with greasy greasy grannies" great grandmother, early 70s, bear creek, texas

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In the old days every alt-country act was either the most pious, Carter Family-ass depressive stuff or a group called, like, The Barbecue Chicken Pluckers who had albums called Corn Likker & Jesus

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Effective Immediately: Do Not Let Inmates Escape"

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

People are debating a list about the best TV of the century when the only TV worth watching is The Rifleman on MeTV or I Am Legend on TBS muted with the captions on at the bar

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

James Taylor on the Mike Douglas show in 1970 just minutes after stepping out of the Mystery Machine

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's you, it's you, it's all for you Everything I do I tell you all the time

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bought a very old Far Side calendar at Goodwill. Previously owned by Travis Bickle

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Slimer Street, named in honor of Slimer (rip)

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's very funny living in Louisiana but running with the more bohemian types and as soon as the temp drops below 70 watching everybody put on their Wes Anderson clothes.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Imagine the brass horn warm to the touch from the heat of all his air, the soft bells of his lungs that spill and ring." youtu.be/saN1BwlxJxA?...

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JOHN COLTRANE Alabama

YouTube video by roger b

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

On Linda Ronstadt's version of Carmelita, she changes "Smith-Corona" to "Smith & Wesson," which GG Allin also does on his version, indicating he's covering her rather than Zevon.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The most played songs on the touchtunes at this place were Shaggy's It Wasn't Me and Californication.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Swung by a friend's grave this afternoon. I'm 100% sure his is the only stone in that cemetery with a William S Burroughs quotation, and fairly confident the only one in the parish. Little victories.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is what eighteen bucks gets you at the big college book sale

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Until it's time to sing this song over my grave Like the boy who just forgets the morning shave Or the girl who gets the hound dog to behave I will sing to you youtu.be/B8TVMgrZbwo?...

youtu.be

Lambchop - National Talk Like a Pirate Day (XX Merge)

YouTube video by Merge Records on YouTube

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

From the archives: steve earle, ten years ago today:

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A truly mysterious, unsettling photo of Hank Williams (born on this day, 1923) and his first wife Audrey Sheppard, Montgomery, Alabama, 1948

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Recently hung out with a bunch of my musician pals, which makes me feel like the girlfriend at band practice, having to nod along when somebody says "the neck pocket was beveled" and I gotta be like Tell Me More

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

When my forces and I seize control of Louisiana's third-largest city, I will levy heavy fines against any Circle K that don't have its soda fountain situation squared away properly.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Love the image on this Blood Meridian cover that looks like it belongs on a package of beef jerky

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The official story is Black Sabbath's guitarist Tony Iommi lost the tips of his fingers in an industrial accident. But the real truth is they were bitten off by Gollum.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

GEICO really covers everything

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sydney Sweeney jiggling her tits around in that commercial and staring dead-eyed into the camera and saying "no politics" seems immeasurably evil.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Man you're not supposed to tell on yourself like this

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The trick to being alive is not seeing this as a threat

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

W left Florida right after the attacks and landed here and everybody was like gtfo we don't wanna be collateral damage if they're trying to get you

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Come on down to the least terrifying-looking acupuncture place in all of Vivian, Louisiana

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Remember when Kirk fought the Goon

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wrote one of those internet poems with the long overly expository titles and then the poem itself is just like...huh, I guess

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

These targeted ads know me all too well

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When this song and video were new, a friend of mine told me how much he liked it. A decade or so later I accidentally discovered he was into giantess porn.

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They moved some paintings at the local art museum and left some fake Rothkos on the wall

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No matter the number of divorced guys you imagine pouring their hearts out in the YouTube comments for Puddle of Mudd's Blurry will prepare you for the number of divorced guys pouring their hearts out in the YouTube comments for Puddle of Mudd's Blurry

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You're killing Independent Bigfoot

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Jacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It's my mother's birthday today. If you've got a good one--and I do--be grateful. I know I am.

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