Reposted by Gabetinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her 442351373
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I couldn’t name a single Ed Sheeran song and I wouldn’t be able to tell you if a song was his by hearing it. My parents didn’t raise a disgusting little rat person. 001
Reposted by Gabeceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least 22113890
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am a fool. I thought I wouldn’t really like this one as much because I didn’t watch Sailor Moon but actually this is the most I’ve laughed all week. Someone should override my personality as punishment 0373
Reposted by GabeRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/09/2026Kid Rock has joined the Ed Sheeran tour 1153869
Reposted by Gabepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713366331
Reposted by GabeRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 654000786
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I just saw a white able-bodied man, a white woman in a wheelchair, and a 5 year old black boy all walking down the street together. They’re either a family or some kind of LA ragtag team of individuals meant to come help us solve our problems 000
Reposted by Gabepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tiny Tim was no angel 723887405
Reposted by GabeAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s a good thing the national debt is a made up number and can’t hurt us. Just like the calorie count on Ben & Jerrys pints 0172
Reposted by GabeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting 362922322
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Healthy snack idea that’s quick and easy: fill a cereal bowl with maple syrup and honey, add some milk chocolate chips, and top with 1/4 teaspoon of stevia 000
Reposted by GabeThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 171644217
Reposted by GabeAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“it costs less money than what we’re doing now” is the only answer we need to push normies towards universal healthcare 11850961372
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just chugged a big coffee and I bet I could trick god into letting me into heaven if I got really good at acoustic covers of pop punk and alt rock songs 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Each lens of my glasses is like a tv, and my eyeballs are the show 000
Reposted by Gabeandy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment 3561671276
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026ME: fuck them. You do not need them. If your parents aren’t there for you, just forget them. Life’s too short. We’re all worm food in the end. Sorry I feel like I didn’t answer your question. What was it? LITTLE GIRL AT DISNEYLAND: can you help me find my mommy and daddy 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’m actually 100% African elephant, but through a series of surgeries, they were able to shape me into a human so that I could be small enough to go shopping and earn Kohl’s Cash 020
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comSuperbad Running SceneALT: Superbad Running Scene 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If this boat’s a’rockin, please come a’knockin (it’s an open orgy) 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Spotted a pink kitchen knife on the roof above the ER as I crossed the bridge to my car, which passes above the ER. I’m sure that’s nothing 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Gonna get eyes tattooed on my forehead so if anyone tries to shoot me in the eye, they’ll miss completely. As long as they don’t notice my real eyes directly below the tattoos 001
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I think it’s kinda funny for him to imply the men in our military aren’t manly enough 000
Reposted by Gabejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026As a precaution I'm only eating food that isn't infected with parasites 71819
Reposted by GabeA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026when you tell us that the people who murdered comity and civility—who are trying to kill and rob and enslave us—are actually your dear friends, you don’t create civility, but despair; we see you don’t actually believe the danger is real, can’t be trusted to fight the battle that needs to be fought. 82073490
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsay Graham was actually ritually sacrificed and his life force was transferred to Mitch McConnell so he could have a few more days of suffering. Heartbreaking 120
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’ve been doing finger guns more and more lately. How do I stop this 020
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Let’s give it up for ghosts. You’re the best, ghosts. Way better than alive people 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unless it’s way too windy for that. 010
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The lord taketh, the lord giveth away. He’s posting your shit on Craigslist and it’s all free 010
Reposted by Gabealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money 4150411249
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Siri just leave me alone for a while okay? You’re being a bit much 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I wish I was mad about basketball rn like everyone else 000
