Reposted by Gabetinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her 502414382
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I got this bruise after he bit me because I was talking about geese within his earshot and he got really offended like I was talking about him (I wasn’t). “I’ll show you who’s a fucking goose” he said. So yeah, I know about Swan Boy. 010
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Plus Pokémon centers are free to use. So who even gives a fuck 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In another universe, there’s a man named Leon Musk who isn’t racist, doesn’t touch kids, doesn’t try to be funny, and just quietly invests his fortune in stocks while donating to charity 010
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A broadsheet that says “in this house we use BROADSHEETS” 051
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was a big fan of the bad travel podcast too. What you said about playing as Marth in Super Smash Bros has not yet left my head 010
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What kind of infant embryo baby can only eat two slices?? 101
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I couldn’t name a single Ed Sheeran song and I wouldn’t be able to tell you if a song was his by hearing it. My parents didn’t raise a disgusting little rat person. 001
Reposted by Gabeceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least 22113890
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am a fool. I thought I wouldn’t really like this one as much because I didn’t watch Sailor Moon but actually this is the most I’ve laughed all week. Someone should override my personality as punishment 0373
Reposted by GabeRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/09/2026Kid Rock has joined the Ed Sheeran tour 1153869
Reposted by Gabepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713366331
Reposted by GabeRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses. 654000786
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I bought three different types of mustard just yesterday. And as a kid I intensely hated mustard. So I’m a slut for mustard too now 010
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I just saw a white able-bodied man, a white woman in a wheelchair, and a 5 year old black boy all walking down the street together. They’re either a family or some kind of LA ragtag team of individuals meant to come help us solve our problems 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If he occupies my wife’s Creation Hole then no other man may enter it. God bless him 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Psh yeah right. Call their bluff. Like who gives a fuck, what are they gonna do 010
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Hey I just had an idea! Can you quit your job so I have someone to play Big Walk with? I thought of this on my own 110
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I work the graveyard shift rn, so when I get home from work, everyone else is just starting their day at work :/ 110
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I used to play Crash Bandicoot as a kid but if that thing showed up in my house I would hide too 020
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I wanna play it so bad but I don’t have time! You do you have one of those light orbs yet? 210
Reposted by Gabepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tiny Tim was no angel 723887405
Reposted by GabeAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s a good thing the national debt is a made up number and can’t hurt us. Just like the calorie count on Ben & Jerrys pints 0172
Reposted by GabeBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting 383237362
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Healthy snack idea that’s quick and easy: fill a cereal bowl with maple syrup and honey, add some milk chocolate chips, and top with 1/4 teaspoon of stevia 000
Reposted by GabeThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/08/2026Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m… 171644217
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Maybe I can just boil some pebbles and some sand for a while and have that 000
Reposted by GabeAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“it costs less money than what we’re doing now” is the only answer we need to push normies towards universal healthcare 11850961372
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I just chugged a big coffee and I bet I could trick god into letting me into heaven if I got really good at acoustic covers of pop punk and alt rock songs 000
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Each lens of my glasses is like a tv, and my eyeballs are the show 000
Reposted by Gabeandy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment 3561671276
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Curt Cobain’s daughter doesn’t listen to Nirvana bc it was her dad’s band. That’s why they should all just work in the mines until they’re grown ups 020
Gabe @whiskeyskeleton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026ME: fuck them. You do not need them. If your parents aren’t there for you, just forget them. Life’s too short. We’re all worm food in the end. Sorry I feel like I didn’t answer your question. What was it? LITTLE GIRL AT DISNEYLAND: can you help me find my mommy and daddy 000
