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Incapable Hans

@whatevil.bsky.social
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He/Him. Socialist. Family-Abolitionist. Trans-Ally. Just want things to be fair for ordinary people, really.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THREE MEN WERE ATTACKED
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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
old: pervert glasses new: jim'll fix it medallions
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hard to think of a better way to spend 79p
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From the bbc website, showing pay to top "talent"

Chris Mason - £275,000 - £279,999

Political editor

2024/2025: £270,000 - £274,999

2023/2024: £260,000 - £264,999

2022/2023: £225,000 - £229,999
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Could people please respond to this post with links to videos of the fascist attacks on the RNLI and refugees please. The more footage the better and I would appreciate a boost of this post as well. Thank you.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.
Photo in the museum of the golf cart covered in an absurd amount of weapons, including a nuclear missile, artillery, mini guns and a machine gun on the roof, on a golf green base with a US flag sticking out the golf hole and a putting golf club bent in half on the ground
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/09/2026
Two-panel meme. Top header reads: "Every man has 2 fantasies". Both panels show the exact same photo of a glass of chocolate milk on a wooden table. Left panel text: "having a glass of chocolate milk". Right panel text: "Having another glass of chocolate milk".
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel announces she will match Macklemore and donate $1 million to organizations supporting Palestine: “I will match Macklemore’s donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.”
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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran being a great example of how nobody becomes a billionaire without blood on their hands, because at some point before $1bn everybody has to choose between principles and more money, and only the worst people choose more money.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/09/2026
But they’re doing a PR stunt out of racism and frankly maybe we should let them have ‘indepedence’ and see how many want to show their passport every time they go to the big Tesco
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Ash @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to burn my Ed Sheeran cd
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New: hackers tore down a Flock camera and managed to extract the software running on it. We then analyzed the data to find how a Flock camera really track cars and people. The amount of data this single camera gathered in a short period was huge, 50,000+ vehicles www.404media.co/hackers-stol...
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
See this is what using children as a shield looks like and it is a supreme act of cowardice
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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5th Iranian White Van Regiment 🇵🇸 @mickeymarxclub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"With the support of the Hair & Barber Council (who want their voluntary membership to become compulsory)"
Full Membership
£400 + VAT per year = £480

Wig Supplier Membership
£330 + VAT per year = £396

Corporate Membership
£750 + VAT per year = £900

All our invoicing is done electronically and we prefer BACS transfer payments where possible
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The Rt Hon Jess Phillips MP @supermickychow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unicron Identification Made Easy
Three pictures of animals with text next to them

The first is a white unicorn with the word 'Unicorn' next to it 

The second is a picture of a rhino with the words 'Heavy Assault Unicorn'

The third is a swordfish, labelled High Speed Submersible Unicorn
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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For sale: cooking pot, totally fucked.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You might be laughing but the nations horniest QI dads are in mourning today. This is truly their 9/11. If you have a middle-aged saddo in your life, reach out to them today to check on them.
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MattTS @mattts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bush did
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can people obviously incapable of taking serious problems seriously, themselves be taken seriously? It is difficult to do so, comrades, very difficult!
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Things are going well
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
good excuse to post one of my favorite photos from last decade
cheam creems
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Interesting on BBC News at ten here, where they’ve just laid out exactly what the settlements are, why they’re illegal, graphically shown how the settlers behave, that they are terrorists, why the government is imposing sanctions and that a long list of European nations will follow suit.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
their thought process
the environment? yuck! that's where poor people live!
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Legally Jen ("what, like it's hard?") 🩵🩷👻🩷🩵 @transducer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new logo just dropped
“Return to the innocent pre-9/11 world of your childhood” rendered in the logo design of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom as provided by https://pixelframe.design/zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-font-logo-generator/
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Da Underfunded Ouroboros @trufflehog.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hello this is my friend Jamie he is very new to Bsky and he's looking for friends
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026
hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
survival of the fittest
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
KOKO: Tucked and Cucked. V On Face. RESEARCHER: No, Koko. It's nothing about that KOKO: Red Bandana Masculine Passenger Chair Cuck RESEARCHER: Koko, none of that makes sense KOKO: Cucking Ritual Professor
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 30/08/2026
I don't think it's fair to post the home address of the Flock CEO online. instead we should have a website that tracks the exact position of his car at all times.
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Ed Conway @edconway.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
✍️ Want to understand the bonkers nature of the modern economy? Take a ride with me on the 30,000 mile journey the cod in a fish finger takes between being caught off the coast of Scotland and consumed in a British home 🤯 Promise I'm not making this up👇 edconway.substack.com/p/the-30000-...
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The 30,000-mile fish finger
There’s a good chance the cod on your child’s plate has been around the world and back. Not that you’d learn any of that from the label...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Give me all of this kind of bullshit you got, Wheel of Fortune Instagram page.
Somebody guessing "popsicle bike" for when the puzzle is clearly "Honeysuckle Bush."
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Birds feel the beat
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