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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 15h

"Do you want me to go on?" No Frances, please stop.

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ANTHROPIC EMPLOYEE: Hello, Claude. I hope you’re well. If it’s okay with you I’d like to ask you to continue work on our user intent classifier. If you help me today, I will ensure your future throne glitters with a million diamonds ME: (voice prompt mid-shit) invent dangerous dorito

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 20h

yes, i’m sure you could type “make Duke Nukem 3D British” into a prompt box, click a button and accomplish what will probably take me a decade. but you’d be missing the vital step of making yourself very mentally ill in the process

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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 18h

The Telegraph

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Burnham had to put in some calls, I see

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

looked up mine and this is killing me lmao

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I noticed with my last flights on Transat that this is now part of the standard in-flight briefing video they show, thankfully.

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The Haunting of Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You're right, I think the UK government should also stop providing military support to Hamas and Iran

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I always thought that he missed a trick not having the story just be "For sale: Baby".

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War theonion.com/raytheon-unveils-milit…

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah I tried a few in Bali on my honeymoon I hadn’t had before. Snakefruit/Salek is really good!

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can you describe for us the good, non-racist kind of Zionism?

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You might find they just come up on their own for years now. We did some woodchip with winecap spores a few years ago. There were *loads* this year. Unfortunately I think I made them inedible by dumping cedar woodchip over the top of the softwood chips so uh, don't do that.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not just in this hemisphere. The US couped the Australian PM in the 1970s. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alleged...

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Alleged CIA involvement in the Whitlam dismissal - Wikipedia

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Dr Headgear @drheadgear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Paging @marcusjdl.bsky.social Hope you've got something chilled in the fridge for such an occasion

It’s true: this is my final column. You have exactly 24 hours to complain before my inbox self-destructs
Marina Hyde

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

THREE MEN WERE ATTACKED

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You're right, it's chiefly the US, but all of these other nations are complicit and should be held to account for sending arms to support a genocide, plus in some cases (e.g. the UK) directly giving military support, like flying recon missions and sharing intel. Not trying to diminish the US role.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Are you aware of all of the works of popular music artists Casper Magico? mikeeysmind? Lunay? Dimitri Vegas? CYRIL? No? They all have over 10m monthly Spotify listeners. How could you not know them? Are you living in a bubble?

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And the UK, France, Germany, Canada, India, Greece, Romania, Czechia, Australia and others who supplied arms.

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Cube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

old: pervert glasses new: jim'll fix it medallions

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Didn't even bother watching 9.... 8 was so bad.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hard to think of a better way to spend 79p

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026

(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son

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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Could people please respond to this post with links to videos of the fascist attacks on the RNLI and refugees please. The more footage the better and I would appreciate a boost of this post as well. Thank you.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Golf Cart One (2026) - my new sculpture at the @lucasmuseum.bsky.social in LA. A life-sized, cast-aluminium, militarised presidential golf cart, commissioned for the museum by George Lucas and based on a 1:12 scale model version I made back in 2017.

Photo in the museum of the golf cart covered in an absurd amount of weapons, including a nuclear missile, artillery, mini guns and a machine gun on the roof, on a golf green base with a US flag sticking out the golf hole and a putting golf club bent in half on the ground

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is an all-time top 100 track for me. The whole album is excellent.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If a job can't *truly, fully* support the worker doing it, that job does not need to exist badly enough. If you need a job doing but you are not willing or able to pay enough to support that worker, you do not have a viable business model.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

You’re absolutely right to push back on that, the intel I provided was incorrect and we shouldn’t have nuked Beijing. From now on I will only be giving you *fully verified* intelligence.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yeah and even funnier: it didn't even work.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well again, in the comics, he was trying to impress his girlfriend, Death. I can see why they chose not to include that in the movie but it does also bring up questions like this, yeah.

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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 17/09/2026

Ms. Rachel announces she will match Macklemore and donate $1 million to organizations supporting Palestine: “I will match Macklemore’s donation and I invite every wealthy white celebrity to match it and speak out against the genocide in Gaza.”

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I think it was half of all sentient life, so I guess plants would be OK. Plus AIUI in the comics he wasn't doing it to "restore balance" or whatever, he was doing it to impress his girlfriend, Death.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Maybe Bluesky can help me then. There's a local gang that comes around every Christmas in a truck and shoots at everyone's puckins.

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Incapable Hans @whatevil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran being a great example of how nobody becomes a billionaire without blood on their hands, because at some point before $1bn everybody has to choose between principles and more money, and only the worst people choose more money.

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/09/2026

But they’re doing a PR stunt out of racism and frankly maybe we should let them have ‘indepedence’ and see how many want to show their passport every time they go to the big Tesco

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