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Tyler, the Destroyer

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 31/03/2026
Your non toxic masculinity post of the evening
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is one of those things where if you don’t know anything about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”, and if you know a little about Bob Dylan you go “how could Bob Dylan do this?” and if you know a lot about Bob Dylan you go “yeah fine whatever”
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Leslie Nielsen in Dracula dead and loving it. For some reason he's wearing basically the same thing as prince Charles in the quote posted article. Except his collar is large and popped.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
there's actually one guy named "claude" a hyper competent frenchman given a special cocktail of amphetamines that they keep chained up in a basement in San Francisco. the usage limits are because sometimes he dies and it's necessary to decant a new clone and give him more amphetamines.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Retiring the term "bed rot." Now I'm becoming Warehouse Wally
Oil and acrylic on canvas, william wegman, posted by mepaintsme on instagram. A kind of flat doughy goo with a face in a warehouse
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@CBThorburn

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?

Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Editor: what
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@pookleblinky 5 days ago

Halfway between imposter syndrome and dunning kruger is the capybara, the only creature that knows exactly how good it is at what it does.
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Saving this for my wedding vows
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"Picture it in your mind's nose" sounds like a Philip K. Dick short story about how smell is the only sense that observes objective reality
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Seedy E @seedye.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Remembering the ancient ways
Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads:

"10. How to be polite and show respect

In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout

You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hyping up my scifi writing class:
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I like how it's still being debated whether Quixote is the one imposing his crazy on everyone else, or whether he is the only one in that novel who makes any goddamn sense
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
My T-shirt with this print did not go over how I had hoped
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Looking back at ones younger years:
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Are you familiar with jokes or are you German
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Choosing to believe he means World War III
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Kind of interesting how this Oscar season went from “Timothée Chalamet Is The Odds-on Favorite” to “Why Hasn’t Timothée Chalamet Been Beaten Within an Inch of His Life?”
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
(I am not transgender and I’m only arguably a journalist.)
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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You could tell by the title that the Strokes really struggled with that second album
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If I didn't despise cats, I imagine I'd rub mine on his belly and say things like
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The reviews of my Substack are in and they are Not Good
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
As Jason Mantzoukas so eloquently summarized the American promise, in his role on perfect show Review: "I'm gonna kill you, with my dick"
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Neither of these are healthy honestly
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/03/2026
so many people’s conceptions of genre fiction are so stunted and wrong. my conceptions are fine obviously
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Rod Sterling looking swag
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
America is and has been for decades merely this:
GOTTA NUKE SOMETHING.
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Wordsworth, when he has been walking for a little too long:
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is the best anyone has ever looked in a photograph
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/02/2026
does anybody else want a turn at the lathe of heaven
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames
A mug depicting KC Green's This Is Fine dog comic, but tragically faded
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
You walk into a cave in Elden Ring and suddenly the door is locked and out comes
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I DO NOT LIKE BEING THE RECEIVER OF THE ADVICE
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
*Beck voice* I was there when Brownyn Page Saw the monkey
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Dread Pirate Robin 🩷💜💙 @dredpiraterobn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
How it feels whenever a show I own on a 🏴‍☠️ disc gets scrubbed from streaming:
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 18/02/2026
Ok. Why?
Insta notification that Nutella liked my reel
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I do as I must.
A girl holds a doll which looks a bit like her. Text reads: "she reminds me of me - so I shall punish her".
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spherical-cow.bsky.social @spherical-cow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
The real tilt in the arts is towards cosmopolitanism, not the left as such. Great reactionary artists tend to be elite, aristocratic types. They don't really fit in with low brow, 'merica style right-wing politics.
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/12/2024
putting the finishing touches on my new invention, an android I've programmed to feel resentment
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Goodreads review of my scifi novel:
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Tyler, the Destroyer @wezelvis.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This feels like a phrase you get to read as an actor to get into a character the script describes as "sniveling"
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tameflowers.bsky.social @tameflowers.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
this one is called goose horse
a four-legged ceramic goose, standing on the dashboard of a car
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/01/2026
(being once again forced by my daughter to play as Pony Poophead, the mean pony who has poop on her head) I was meant for more than this. I should be fighting in a war
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Jeremy C-howl @jmchao.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Are we entering the era of the Judith Butlerian Jihad?
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I think there's something about far right aggrieved resentment that draws them to history'd big losers -- Crusaders, Nazis, Confederates, Spartans. The world keeps unjustly snatching victory away from the true heroes of history.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Christopher @molochofficial
theologians don't want you to know that you can defeat any vice or sin by accelerating it. A few years ago I became so greedy that I had a reverse-mystical experience and decided that everything in the world already belonged to me, rendering material acquisition redundant.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The basic fear is that something about you is so corrupting and wretched that just by existing in the world you're making everything worse for everyone else. But one day you feel some sparks of hope and happiness at the realisation that you can isolate yourself and, sure, it'll be a bit lonely but..
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Let's see how everyone can misinterpret this *send*
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