Reposted by Eleanor from outsideLeaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person. 14692187
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Seattle has the raw numbers but per capita I think Portland still has it beat. I don't even live in an especially queer neighborhood and you cannot walk a block without running into 2 or 3 3152
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My partner's dreams: Griffin McElroy cooking show human immolation locked room mystery incident My dreams: spiders again 050
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A lot of us that objected to them got forced out of the industry! I had 20 years of experience and got laid off after complaining about plummeting code quality from LLMs. Now I'm a personal trainer and tbh you couldn't bribe me to go back 0151
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Omg I can't believe he got so mad he almost didn't provide billions of dollars of aid towards a genocide!!! What a conflicted hero!!!!!! 091
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Get you a partner that makes you coffee and laughs when you tell them about old Top Gear bits and likes when you put their toes in yr mouth 040
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I verrrrry rarely comment on any posts by people I haven't met irl, but the one time I did, it got me put on a list of annoying posters and now like 300+ people are blocking me, and I think that's funny 180
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What to do when you recognize someone in a class you're coaching from ghosting them on grindr a couple of years ago 160
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Woke up feeling pretty depressed and thought "I'm going to have to take such a powerful picture of my ass to counteract this" but my camera is missing. They want me dead 0131
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hell yeah swan boy what dat beak do 0101
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just watched Us (2019) which is a perfectly fine horror movie that suffers because Jordan Peele directed it and you can't help but feel that he's capable of a lot more 020
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm covering for another trainer and all their exercises are like "triple ext post tib calf raise" or "balancing runner's clam" Bro what are these circus moves I help people bench press I'm not at the gym tryna solve your riddles three 151
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I said I wanted to get out of my comfort zone this year I meant like "kayaking" and not like "learn to do small business taxes" 080
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I followed the f1 tag on tumblr and haven't seen one post about a race or car but have seen maybe 500 posts about which drivers people would like to kiss what the hell man 170
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bonked up my neck at the gym. Can't turn my head because I beefed it (my neck). I was doing incline DB presses when I somehow donked my neck. I hope I can work out tomorrow, might not be able to (goofed neck). It's porked up 020
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finally put up a bird feeder and now we're just standing around like. Here birdie birdie birdie 070
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Garlic bread for breakfast nobody can stop me nobody has even tried 270
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The enemy of my enemy is also a weird asshole ? 040
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remembering when I went bra shopping and the lady tried to talk me out of a push up bra, saying padding was artificial. "We have something for cleavage we call The Bridgerton 😉" Ma'am I have fake tits and neck tats and rolled up on a motorcycle, do I look like the target demo for that sales pitch 3433
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just think this is how you should start a car 2101
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally started using tumblr and it was like "you're trans? You probably want to see every essay about microagressions within the trans community ever written" and, no actually 1160
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We woke up and decide to cuddle an extra hour, made love, I made them coffee as they made me waffles, we ate breakfast together in soft robes they'd crocheted for us while talking about the colors of the changing leaves and they braided my hair before work. I could get used to this lesbianism stuff 1131
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's so funny that the one-time slightly shameful "let's just get this out of our system so we can go back to being normal friends and never tell anybody" hookup pivoted into the healthiest and most secure relationship of my life without either of us seeking that out at all 060
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My mom just quoted the Firefly movie in a text telling me that my dad's cancer had returned 360
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think the maddest I've ever gotten about a non-political take is someone saying that using the word "fall" is more pretentious than "autumn". It's been like ten years and I'm still thinking about it. What was that guy thinking 070
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026For me it was a slow process where I started going "a 60 hour game? I'm never gonna finish that" and the number got smaller and smaller until I was like wait, maybe I just don't like spending my time in this way anymore. A motorcycle ride to the beach sounds more fun 190
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My relationship is basically perfect except their nickname for my cat Latke is "Stinky". Latke smells nice most of the time. 090
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thinking again about Vernor Vinge's incredible gimmick of starting a novel with a mundane description of a guy going for a drive in a kind of old timey jeep with an acquaintance, and only slowly revealing through incidental scene details, that the POV characters are giant spiders 030
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Thought I had a cool personal anecdote to drop about the band that's being covered by a record club I follow but upon further inspection the anecdote was just that I'd had a really bad threesome after one of their concerts and also it was actually a different band with a similar name 2101
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I changed ny diet and now I have a rare kind of poop that, it turns out, many scientists consider the ideal type of poop. So can I put that on my resume or...? 041
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I really love the secret little salute motorcyclists give each other when they pass. When I ride, I throw it out at pretty much anybody on two wheels who doesn't look like a chud just to see who returns it. The funniest so far is an ancient Asian woman on a 90s Honda scooter 1120
Reposted by Eleanor from outsideEleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm not trapped in the belly of the beast! The belly of the beast is trapped with me in it!!! 181
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Looking back it's kind of a bummer how liberalism turned out to be a long con to convince us to put all our faith in public opinion as the only instrument for political change while the rich built infrastructure to control public opinion until they'd cemented the power to just ignore it 071
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Disappointed in my multiple flopped careers, impressed by my general unexpected tits/ass situation 070
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm not trapped in the belly of the beast! The belly of the beast is trapped with me in it!!! 181
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Man fuck AI, I can't even image search a picture of two monkeys holding each other (normal, not weird reason) without getting a ton of images from Facebook aunts captioned "sometimes you just need a hug" that look like fuckin fetish art 1110
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Who should I follow on tumblr? Likes: funny jokes, art, muscle babes Dislikes: fandom (all kinds), political posts that remind me of the dying earth 221
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thought we might get catcalled here but the only person to acknowledge us so far was an unhoused lady who paused screaming at passersby to yell "Gay lovers! My sisters!” at us 0110
Eleanor from outside @theboatfromjaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do not be catty on the timeline do not be catty on the timeline 020
