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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 07/10/2026
A 1951 painting by the Surrealist painter Gertrude Abercrombie was purchased by a collector for $30 at an estate sale this summer. It just sold at auction for $1.35 million. nyti.ms/4y4KMg4
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glen Matlock of the Sex Pistols visited the big gavel outside the Ohio Supreme Court on Sunday and posted about it. In the comments someone asked him WTF and he said "it's the biggest gavel in the world."
Glen Matlock, bass player of the Sex Pistols, standing in front of the giant gavel sculpture in front of the Ohio Supreme Court. Caption: "Bucket list day & half in Columbus"
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Tim Stebbins @timstebbins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the third straight season, the fourth time in the past five seasons and the 14th time in 32 seasons ... Cleveland has won the AL Central title. The Guardians get a first-round bye and will host Game 1 of the ALDS next Saturday at Progressive Field.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Burger King says “have it your way” while remaining a monarchy. Interesting
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
No actually this rules
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Winamp Skins Bot @webamp.org · 18/08/2026
IncubusAmp2002.wsz via the Winamp Skin Museum
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Moth-lissa Louise 💀🎃🦇 @emoseal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gonzo
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wm behrendt @wbehrendt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This guy needs a conservatorship
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
classic Tim Robinson skit setup —date is going ok —guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food —accidentally makes his own food too hot —date briefly comments on it —guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
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treykerby @treykerby.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Go through the clips and watch this professional actor try to play professional soccer
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
me smashing the like button on your posts
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Neymar and Ronaldo in consecutive days, let’s go.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
world cup discourse currently
In Bruges scene where Brendan Gleeson is about to shoot Colin Farrell in the back of the head but Farrell is also about to shoot himself in the head
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
and after all it’s called soccer ball
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
this is the FBI sketch of a fugitive who's been wanted for 20 years
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"I was so stressed the last 15 minutes even my fake hair was falling out" Landon Donovan
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
THEY DID IT
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Pinball Flyers @pinballflyers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
World Cup Soccer (Bally, 1994)
Text: World Cup USA 94. It's the biggest game in the world. Image: The game on top of a soccer field.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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Chris DeVille @chrisdeville.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
CUCHO ASSIST IN THE WORLD CUP
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
when Ethan Hunt needs two more minutes but the mask is disintegrating
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot
Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player biting an apple. The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sounds thrilled to be in Cleveland.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
paul mccartney: this is my most personal album yet, i will finally lay bare my feelings about the biggest moments in my life paul mccartney's album: ba da doo doo do oh yeah
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/02/2026
maybe it'll work for us
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I don’t understand “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.” Who is even manufacturing crazy pills, why are they FDA approved, etc. Terrible product idea.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.
Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
it'll be back in three days
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Alex Steffen @alexsteffen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com
Earth and Moon from DSCOVR NASA's Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) aboard the Deep Space Climate Observatory (DSCOVR) satellite captured this unique view of the Moon as it moved in front of the sunlit side of Earth last month. This view shows the fully illuminated “dark side” of the moon that is never visible from Earth. Ian Regan processed this version of the image to account for the Moon's motion. NASA / NOAA / Ian Regan
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/11/2025
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
Hand written sign at shop reading

“WE HAVE”

“CHICKEN”
“NOODLE”
“SOUP”
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ok step one is to make them look less delicious
WIRECUTTER
Microplastics Are
Everywhere. Here's How to Avoid Eating Them.
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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
some schools are like "what if we made our head coach a guy who played on our team when we were better at basketball" but only Ohio State was like "what if we made our head coach the brother of a guy who played on our team when we were better at basketball"
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josh terry @joshterry.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
for those keeping track at home, the basketball player is michael a. jordan and the oscar-winning actor is michael b. jordan
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Honestly pretty impressive to have the same name as the worlds most famous guy and become famous anyway
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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/03/2026
friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?
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Tyler McBrien @tylermcbrien.com · 10/03/2026
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok
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wm behrendt @wbehrendt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
What a game!!!!!
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Coach Dan Casey @coachdancasey.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Steve Spurrier was INSANE 😂
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
JACK HUGHES 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 rode the rollercoaster to end regulation, gets the golden goal
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