Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Why the fuck am I seeing dooming about good polls on my timeline gtfo with that I don’t want to be mean but you sound like all those “help, I’m losing” texts and emails Dem candidates send non-stop Is that what you want to sound like 030
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Other outlets have been more direct about Hastert’a crimes and honestly I think it’s detrimental to say “the media” in this post instead of highlighting that this is a specific editorial decision by Bari Weiss’s CBS 010
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As I give myself a crash course in various international soccer leagues, not only is my Roma allegiance confirmed, but I also don’t think I fully understood the degree to which Lazio is not only not beating the allegations, they, uh… 120
Reposted by Rat Milk OreosMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video.  1375108506
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lol I loved that Machado ABS challenge - finally players have the ability to turn the tables on butthurt umps who make spite calls when they think they’re being shown up 021
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This seems like an insanely terrible challenge? 110
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Something that’s annoying the shit outta me lately is the way streaming platforms play ads when you when you fire up a live sporting event Do that all you want with on-demand content, but live content has built in ad breaks! What are you doing???? 030
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Michael Harris II is a great centerfielder but I feel like that Alec Bohm double is the slight difference between him and PCA 010
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I were a Dbacks fan, I might be annoyed with the Rays for lifting Junior Caminero for a pinch hitter in the 6th inning 210
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know that taking PCA out of the game is the right thing to do, but I am going to be ANNOYED if Kyle Schwarber hits a homer now 020
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In retrospect, of course I was always going lean into the way following soccer allows one to cultivate multiple overlapping and contradictory allegiances. 100
Reposted by Rat Milk OreosMicah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail 522376283
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And there it is. Move over 2005 Padres, we officially have a new all-time worst MLB playoff team (we just don’t know who it is yet) 231
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I find this unbelievably exciting Don’t blow it, A’s! 000
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026fuck it, let’s try this out and see how it goes 110
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so these are the criteria for picking a team to root for that I’ve developed while kind of watching the football over the last three weeks 420
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026At the moment PCA’s fWAR lead over the #2 player (Ohtani) is 3.8 As far as I can tell, the only seasons with a greater gap between the top are: Babe Ruth 1923: 5.7 Babe Ruth 1926: 4.8 Mickey Mantle 1956: 4.0 Babe Ruth 1919: 3.9 100
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I guess I should not have underestimated the Marlins’ capacity to also fail to execute 020
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How many ways can Matt Shaw fail to execute tonight? 020
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 21/09/202630 theatrical releases? Oh yeah? I mean, even with combined resources of Paramount and Warner, I would like to see it? (unironically) but also I would like to see it (sardonically) lol, lmao even 100
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026damn this man is ELITE at giving up go-ahead home runs 110
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hope this won’t be the only time PCA and Caleb Williams both win MVP in the same year 010
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026everything in Videodrome actually did irl happen to James Woods it’s why he is the way he is 000
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I feel like I have not seen it mentioned very often (or at all?) that Abdul El-Sayed would *not* be the first Arab-American US Senator from Michigan 000
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My wife gets very upset when I imply in any way that our dog is a Hobbit 100
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Emergency moratorium on the phrase “raw-dogging” 000
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You see, England, Scotland & Wales constitute Knifecrime Island, and together with Ireland, the Isle of Man, the Hebrides and Northern Isles constitute The Knifecrime Islands 010
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This movie is insane in a LOT of ways (and I kind of love it tbh), but there is a moment that will haunt me for the rest of my life where someone takes a presumably room temperature can of Pepsi out of a cabinet and starts drinking it 000
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think this technology is morally bad and should be banned 000
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Wildest thing is this isn’t even a product of the expanded playoffs - under the 1969-1993 alignment, we’d also have the live possibility of 25% of the playoff field being under .500 110
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Go-ahead run at the plate w two outs in the ninth and the Cubs reliever DOESN’T allow a home run? 010
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It is September 12 and the dream of an AL playoff field with three sub-500 teams is somehow still alive 111
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You KNOW from my display name that this is no small feat, but I’ve finally seen an Oreo flavor in the wild that I’m a little scared of 100
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Gonzo wouldn’t say that” is so fucking funny to me. I’ve been watching the first three Muppet movies repeatedly recently and Gonzo is a little freak who stops just short of explicitly admitting he’s fucking those chickens 230
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh here’s Jacob Webb to protect a two-run lead. What could possibly go wrong. 130
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Was that Matt Shaw at bat as abysmal as it looked on Gameday? 201
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Remember, Pete, they are going to walk you if you let them. They are all going to walk you. 100
Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just realized I know today’s Bluesky main character from college, where I vaguely remember her being kind of insufferable (?) but I can’t remember exactly why 220
