Sign in

w1nner4444

@w1nner4444.bsky.social
181 followers 84 following 277 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by w1nner4444
Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 08/10/2026
the morality of the livestreamed execution side of thing is obviously heinous, but I'm also curious re: the logsitic pandora's box that's gonna open in terms of "who is hosting it? are posting links allowed? are these chuds going to attempt to vibecode their own streaming platform by december?"
561145167
Reposted by w1nner4444
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 11/09/2026
MattyG (@meawoppl) on Twitter:

"Wife told me these wouldn’t fit.

Little did she know I had trained for this moment for years."

[Two photos show square-shaped food blocks packed inside a resealable plastic bag. Square Packing Problem meme.]
117534
Reposted by w1nner4444
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
menderash on tumblr: "i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don't underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake."
121535
Reposted by w1nner4444
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
168124162648
Reposted by w1nner4444
dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
63112952557
Reposted by w1nner4444
Benjamin Riley @benjaminjriley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FIFTH REPORT: CHILDREN HARMED AT ALPHA SCHOOL'S BOOT CAMP Just over a week ago, 73 Alpha School high school students were left almost entirely unsupervised for three days in the Texas wilderness. It was a Fyre Festival-like disaster. buildcognitiveresonance.substack.com/p/fifth-repo...
buildcognitiveresonance.substack.com
FIFTH REPORT: CHILDREN HARMED AT ALPHA SCHOOL’S BOOT CAMP
Student hospitalized during Survival Challenge on wilderness ranch; police investigation is ongoing; other concerning incidents re student safety and privacy; one guide fired; also Little B. Diddies
68949
Reposted by w1nner4444
Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
202714412
Reposted by w1nner4444
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
506826839
Reposted by w1nner4444
shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
3961951537
Reposted by w1nner4444
Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
3098502766
Reposted by w1nner4444
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We're not losing recipes we're creating whole new legal precedents
youtu.be
The RIPline: The Child Annihilating Zipline
YouTube video by MLYP
345834
Reposted by w1nner4444
Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026
Anyway Judge McMahon's answer is "well if there's a problem, you fucking call me and give your shitty frivolous opinion to my face right then and there."
ORDER CONCERNING FREEMAN'S DEPOSITION
McMahon, J.:
My order requires no clarification. It is perfectly clear. Counsel for Ms. Freeman do not
get to set the rules.
Ms. Freeman will answer EVERY question that is put to her - whether or not the question
was asked previously.
If Ms. Freeman asserts attorney client privilege with respect to a question that was not
previously asked, you are to call my chambers immediately to obtain a ruling. If I have to rule on more than one frivolous attorney client privilege objection, there will be consequences, in the form of sanctions, adverse inferences, referrals to the court's Grievance
Committee with the possible revocation of pro hac vice admission to practice or admission to the Bar of this Court, and the possibility of a civil contempt holding. Please understand — this is not an idle threat. I am tired of this. I do not believe that Ms. Freeman's counsel is acting in good faith and I will not stand for being jerked around - and I am indeed being jerked around — in this
manner by any lawyer who practices before me.
30110495
Reposted by w1nner4444
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
152542620
Reposted by w1nner4444
Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anton Chigurh: What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss? Me: One hundred thousand dollars. Anton Chigurh: Jesus Christ how.
1234
Reposted by w1nner4444
Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Distributed by Intercon Chemical Co. to 19 wholesale companies and one retail company across 15 states, including California, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa, Maryland, Mississippi, Nebraska, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas, Washington and Wisconsin.
19098
Reposted by w1nner4444
Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
334588690
Reposted by w1nner4444
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
816242487
Reposted by w1nner4444
Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵
341835794
Reposted by w1nner4444
The Rooster @rooster.info · 09/09/2026
We now have a first-hand account of Conman’s batting cage debacle. It doesn’t disappoint.
814156
Reposted by w1nner4444
Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/09/2026
theonion.com/democrats-co...
theonion.com
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...
012131
Reposted by w1nner4444
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
8067071151
Reposted by w1nner4444
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
whenever i'm in line at the store and someone else in line complains about the line
morpheus in the matrix (1999) with the subtitle:
i know exactly what you mean
7102278
Reposted by w1nner4444
Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
what a time to be alive (derogatory)
501573404
Reposted by w1nner4444
molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
5851401148
w1nner4444 @w1nner4444.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's interesting to me that the best use case for gen AI is basically a database wuery for people who don't know how to do one.
010
Reposted by w1nner4444
Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 25/08/2026
back before AI, video game developers had to make every digital woman look the same through hard work and artistry
2966991537
Reposted by w1nner4444
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My fingers, typing: I must not fedpost. Fedposting is the freedom-killer. Fedposting is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fedpost. I will allow it to pass over me and through me. My brain:
924753
Reposted by w1nner4444
Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We deserve to live in a world that when I post "hey guess what I learned today" what it is is what a new kind of fish I never saw before looks like & you can all go "aww cool fish" & not like "you're not allowed to hear if you're poor and the police got $500k for not finding MrBeast in a dumpster"
111713
w1nner4444 @w1nner4444.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Green Week
010
Reposted by w1nner4444
🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 03/08/2026
im fucking crying pls just watch this
148091570
Reposted by w1nner4444
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
getting really stressed out as my hunger for human flesh grows stronger cause i feel like, as a white man, falling victim to the wendigo is kinda bullshit? like culturally. what's the word. appropriation. god i wanna eat someone sooo bad though. definitely gotta be a white guy or i'm fucked for sure
553265
Reposted by w1nner4444
sebmal @mrdo.pro · 28/07/2026
WARNING! TACO BELL ADVISES NEW TACO SO GOOD IT IS BEYOND THEIR CONTROL, COULD REPLACE ALL OTHER FOOD BEFORE HUMANS CAN CONTAIN IT. URGES CONGRESS TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY SO THEY CAN DEVELOP ANTI-TACO SAFEGUARDS
12796214
w1nner4444 @w1nner4444.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Combining ice cream permit and food permit is clearly not the same XD.
110
Reposted by w1nner4444
Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
girl whatever
microsoft 365 telling me my storage is 7410% full
556857
Reposted by w1nner4444
TrumpsTaxes @trumpstaxes.com · 09/06/2026
LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.
151102473072
Reposted by w1nner4444
kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.
272452658
Reposted by w1nner4444
sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 04/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching baseball
22867136
Reposted by w1nner4444
Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
CHRISTOPHER: you hear about the looksmaxxers taking hammers to the face? PAULIE: who's max and how much did he owe? CHRISTOPHER: no they're doin it to themselves on purpose TONY: [heavy nose breathing] SILVIO: i've been mogged once or twice
510822
Reposted by w1nner4444
DuckDuckGo @duckduckgo.com · 29/05/2026
Since Google revealed its plans for an AI search overhaul, visits to our "No AI" search page have tripled…and they’re still rising! Want to make it your default on Chrome or Firefox? Grab our No-AI extensions and banish AI-assisted answers, chat, and AI images. (1/3)
316148715241
Reposted by w1nner4444
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
346247782
Reposted by w1nner4444
Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i will simply incant "do NOT corrupt me. make NO mistakes" before wielding the One Ring
511964281
Reposted by w1nner4444
The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026
The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info.
283550597
w1nner4444 @w1nner4444.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Perfect timing for @theonion.com to have bought infowars and run with a story about the WHCD being full of crisis actors... A little too perfect?
020
Reposted by w1nner4444
🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire
2751001097
Reposted by w1nner4444
phylan @phylan.website · 26/04/2026
I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing
53380779
Reposted by w1nner4444
gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this service’s “secret?” they’re messy, imperfect humans figuring out life for the first time, just like the rest of us🫶
211619
Reposted by w1nner4444
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The top was down.
842691184
Reposted by w1nner4444
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win
303364281
Reposted by w1nner4444
👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
y’all want a heartwarming feel-good story? 🥹🫶
ICE lawyer: Some of the ICE agents who lean MAGA cannot wait for this administration to be done. I know the guys are tired. For the first time this month, I am hearing guys questioning what they're being asked to do. They've had a year now of people spitting on their feet and constantly calling them pigs and fascists, even when they're just standing there at the airport. It's having a real impact on people.
1129981