Reposted by Vito GullaAisha Harris @aishaharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At the very least we should all be able to agree that Nate Bargatze naming THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JIMMY FALLON as one of the best TV shows of this century is a diabolical reveal; truly unhinged taste worthy of social ostracizing 71019
Reposted by Vito GullaF This Movie! @fthismovie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Review: Rob really likes RESIDENT EVIL, the latest adaptation of one of his favorite video game franchises: www.fthismovie.com/2026/09/revi...fthismovie.comReview: RESIDENT EVIL (2026)by Rob DiCristino This film contains scenes of explicit violence and gore. 093
Reposted by Vito GullaMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing" 602548270
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 14/09/20268 years after The Lonesome Bodybuilder, Yukiko Motoya returns with Love at Least from @catapultbooks.bsky.social. I wrote about the long wait and how her new novel in English doesn't disappoint here:vitogulla.substack.comWhere Did Yukiko Motoya Go?eight long years after the publication of The Lonesome Bodybuilder, I finally had a chance to read her new novel in English, Love at Least 010
Reposted by Vito GullaKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"What are you gonna do? Not watch a show for babies?" Yeah. 228129
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A forty year old franchise that keeps chugging even though there hasn't been a single one that was good. 000
Reposted by Vito GullaHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Because she got a GREAT ASS! 5512139
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Never understood shampoo. Like, why are you putting fake poop in your hair? 000
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A review of Yukiko Motoya’s latest, Love at Least.vitogulla.substack.comWhere Did Yukiko Motoya Go?eight long years after the publication of The Lonesome Bodybuilder, I finally had a chance to read her new novel in English, Love at Least 000
Reposted by Vito GullaCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco... 386129915475
Reposted by Vito Gullacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/09/2026rare to see someone start out this wrong and just get more and more wrong with every new post 1091669140
Reposted by Vito GullaLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The million dollar book advance I gave to Mr. Illiterate to leverage his army of fans the 20 Hour Screen Time Boys has proven to be a bad decision. They're gonna have my ass for this. 71072120
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My latest on Substack, a platform on which I’m so popular that not even my friends nor my wife will subscribe to me.substack.comThe Tragedy of Robert Cohn in The Sun Also Risesa short essay investigating the novel’s portrayal of its most infamous character 000
Reposted by Vito GullaMr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This argument is a variant of one of my favorite tweets ever 351859
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I see Shout! is targeting me directly with this announcement. 000
Reposted by Vito GullaGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394104678
Reposted by Vito GullaH. Marin @hanmarin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026hi hello also @foofarawpress.bsky.social just reduced our novelette reading fee to $2 and our pay to $100 submit.foofaraw.press/submit (we still waive for financial hardship)submit.foofaraw.pressFoofaraw SubmissionsSend us your work and track your place in the pile. 042
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I wrote some shit. You may or may not like it.vitogulla.substack.comOn Things I Thought I Already Knewor what I learned in my advanced novel workshop. 000
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I love reading advice columns. 90% of the time the answer is talking to the other person. It rocks that you had to write a letter to a stranger to find that out. 000
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Getting ready to go out for that Philly Bookstore Crawl, baby! Let’s find out how embarrassing I can be in public. 000
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It’s funny to see all this discourse about speeding when all I see on the road are drivers looking at phones. 030
Reposted by Vito GullaStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What if we kissed at the— 5660441341
Reposted by Vito Gullabort @crushbort.bsky.social · 23/03/2025I don’t remember the context but I stand by it 92406203
Reposted by Vito GullaJeff (Mixed Metaphors) @mixedmetaphors.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Want some personalized feedback from someone who reads A LOT of short story submissions? Want to help support an incredible indie lit mag? Check out this new offering from @foofarawpress.bsky.social 052
Reposted by Vito GullaKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just watched THE KING OF COMEDY for the first time, incredible film, funniest part is when the secretary on the phone tells Rupert Jerry’s in a meeting and Rupert says “I am also in a meeting” 3994
Reposted by Vito GullaHunter Felt 🏳️⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026"Do you think James Joyce and Virginia Woolf would be wasting her time on social media getting into petty controversies?" ABSOLUTELY YES. ARE YOU KIDDING? 1117116
Reposted by Vito Gullarob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i miss baby food. i miss sippy cup 318013
Reposted by Vito Gullapaul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody 278122311847
Reposted by Vito GullaGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 25/04/2026🎶 And if I only could I'd make a deal with God And I'd get Him to swap our faces Be tracking down that bomb Tracking down my wife Trading places 110317
Reposted by Vito Gullathe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/07/2026no, your career was a huge help 644018
Reposted by Vito GullaAnna Vangala Jones @anniejowrites.bsky.social · 27/07/2026write the book you want to read because you will have to read it over and over and over when revising 238184
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bro, I fucking love private equity. They’ve made getting fast food so much better. Going through the drive thru means waiting the parking lot for 20 minutes until a person brings you food you didn’t order that’s way less in value than what you paid. Fucking rocks. 010
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I’m watching the original Rocky for the first time in forever. I respect the fuck out of the fact that Stallone pretended to make a movie about boxing so he could make a movie about how being Italian-American is a form of brain damage. 110
Reposted by Vito Gullamore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/07/2026just got out of The Killer and wow, you sure can see Danny Lee's big long mole hair on this 4k remaster 6773
Reposted by Vito GullaUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/07/2026No this is also not true, you have schizophrenia, sorry 713031
Reposted by Vito Gullasirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Amazing that this man can perfectly execute both of the Great New York Expressions - Italian AND Jewish 7895171277
Reposted by Vito GullaPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026warning for bluesky repliers to stay inside 502314153
Reposted by Vito GullaKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian 786021045
Reposted by Vito GullaAvery Edison @averyedison.com · 06/02/2026it was good of Shirley Jackson to write that story and teach us all not to do ritual sacrifice. and even better of her to sneak in subtle hints that it was just the stoning that was the problem, not the concept of a lottery itself. after all, a little gambling never hurt anyone 215523
Reposted by Vito GullaPeter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Breaking news here folks: summer sucks. People that like this are wrong. 69717
Reposted by Vito Gullaplay by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Iranian media god damn 411799325
Reposted by Vito GullaEric Smith @ericsmithrocks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Getting this year’s Philly Bookstore Crawl events live on the site and ready for social… SIXTY BOOKSTORES THIS YEAR. It’s also weirdly the first year sponsorships have felt impossible. But a few publishing pals, local buddies, and authors saved the day. See you 8/22. www.phillybookstorecrawl.comphillybookstorecrawl.comThe Philadelphia Bookstore Crawl 1125
Vito Gulla @vitogulla.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Really don't appreciate it when people slander me by repeating exactly what I said. 000