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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 10/11/2025
In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 05/11/2025
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/11/2025
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Mamdani hasn’t been elected yet and he’s already driving criminals out of New York.
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
This feels like a plot device from a G.I. Joe cartoon for Cobra to seize power. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
washingtonpost.com
Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals
The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Top generals and their staffs don’t know the reason for the meeting.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If you are in line for the rapture, STAY IN LINE
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petey @peteypayless.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com
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Beel @beel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Tonight on ABC
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Breaking: Eric Trump Driving Trump Economic Policy
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
cracker barrel is changing its name to the washington commanders
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Eric Adams bribing one person with cash inside a potato chip bag but then bribing another person with potato chips inside a bank envelope
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
That's funny because he's paying a guy to be dressed as a robot at his diner right now.
Ryan Mac photo of guy in a robot costume at the Tesla diner smoking a cigarette
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
we can’t even have strong tsunamis anymore… because of woke
NYT headline: Why Did Such a Powerful Earthquake Produce Such a
Weak Tsunami?
The quake in Russia on Wednesday was among the strongest ever recorded - but in many places, the resulting wave was small.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
well. at least there's new worms
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Calling sugar a superfood is an incredible move, finally my business idea for Skittles that increase your testosterone is a go
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 19/07/2025
Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
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Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC
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Published July 19, 2025, 3:31 p.m. ET
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Silver lining: Getting to watch Andrew Cuomo lose twice in the same race.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
John Fetterman got out of his yard
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I appreciate the optimism of this parking validation machine
Photo of the screen of a parking validation machine that says "please pay displayed amount: five dollars", and underneath that, "change is possible."
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
one thing grok didnt say when they trained it to be antisemitic was "free palestine"
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If you could go back in time would you kill Baby Grok?
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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 30/06/2025
Fetterman once he gets to the beach
Movie still of Baron Harkonnen emerging from a pool of black liquid
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
i’m at the taco bell i’m at the urgent care i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
Sign: TACO BELL / URGENT CARE
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'viktor shtrum' @viktorshtrum.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Dewey from Malcolm in the middle saying: The future is now, old man
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
For the sake of comparison, 9% of Americans approve of the Black Plague.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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DodgerFanLA @dodgerfanla.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The pope posted this this morning and I’m thinking a lot about it
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Vax Merstappen @vaxmerstappen1987.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
*chuckling to myself* amateurs
screenshot from a government report about pizza consumption (real). it says. on average, males had four and females had three slices of pizza at an eating occasion
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
oh shit
tweet by ali khamenei (real) saying in persian “the mcrib is back for a limited time only”
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 14/06/2025
this trader joes is an ideological echo chamber
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
This is a distraction [dies in nuclear war].
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Genevieve Williams - Shakespeare Adjacent out now @rimrunner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Scientists at Loughborough University create 'world's smallest violin'
The violin is smaller than a human hair and has "laid the groundwork" for future research.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i should probably stretch first
"parkrun" start and finish signs are mounted two feet apart on railings. A beach and water are in the background.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
*slowly slides PBJ under seat*
Photo of a Sandwich police cruiser taken from inside a vehicle.
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 31/05/2025
I got 2 vaccines yesterday and now this
clouds.
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🅡🅞🅑 🅜🅔🅢🅤🅡🅔 @robmesure.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
An Oral-B login screen.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Brazil: universal health care, hospital room has a clown button USA: privatized health care, no clown button
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Just looked up who wrote this and lmao
OPINION January 3, 2023
Will we name Elon Musk a new
Founding Father?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:
Laura Loomer tweets: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 08/05/2025
Very much hoping that these are all the same story.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
how am I supposed to explain to my son that the pope is from Chicago
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In Peter Navarro's defense, he never specified that America would be party to any of the deals.
On April 11th Peter Navarro appeared on Fox Business and declared that "90 deals in 90 days is possible."
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Trump somehow makes the left win the Papal election.
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