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25yrs teaching, SENDCO at an AP. Crohns, Arthritis, AuDHD, you name it, I’ve probably got it or my family has…😬. Passionate about what I do, and shiny things.✨🤩

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Urgo, confused and needing cake... @urgocakelord.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Covid booster in my left arm, flu jab in my right, infliximab self-inject into my left leg tonight. When I go to bed, I'll only have one limb which hasn't been stabbed. And the big toe on that leg's been screaming at me for days for having the audacity to want to walk. Winning at autoimmune. 😂
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Woody from Toy Story: Injured
Alt: Woody from Toy Story: sits on a shelf, legs dangling, books and toys around him. He uses one arm to lift the other then let's go and watches as it drops, limply.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 02/10/2026
This is also the time of year every coffee shop makes 'scary' lattes by putting charcoal in them. If you take birth control by mouth, that shit will not work when there's charcoal in your stomach.
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I volunteered for Childline for a decade at uni and I know firsthand a snapshot of how many lives Esther Rantzen changed. Her later years were known for assisted dying but her legacy will be giving vulnerable children someone to listen to and care. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Esther Rantzen, TV presenter and Childline founder, dies aged 86
Rantzen announced lung cancer diagnosis in 2023 and became a vocal assisted dying campaigner
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@indra.dahal24 does tiny construction projects: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 27/09/2026
TiL
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Diaper, diaper, diaper… Diaper, diaper. Oh, here we go, Diet Coke.“ 🤣😅 I cannot believe this is real. Thank you sketch comedy. MAGA CULT SLAYER 😎
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mogadooooooom @mogadontrenchcoat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i wasn't impressed at all with disclosure day, so sci-fi now needs redemption. i'm going back to one of the movies that cemented sci-fi as my favourite childhood genre, and fired my growing imagination. bruce dern. robots. trees. #nowwatching silent running (1972).
poster for silent running
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Urgo, confused and needing cake... @urgocakelord.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today, I finally downloaded the Tik Tok app. I need to figure out how to make short vids for work. Without showing my face. Because, obvs. My LA will be totally cool with a short AuDHD facts vid by a talking strawberry while Earth, Wind and Fire plays in the background, right? 😂🤣 #havinganormal
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Dale Vince @dalevince.com · 21/09/2026
Jim Ratcliffe is an amoral man.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mark Carney: “I would now like to inform you that the teleprompter has ceased to function. Unlike a certain world leader, I do not view this as a conspiracy.”
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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Mark Lawson @marklawsonkernow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I watch Canada ( and now potentially Australia ) getting closer to the EU, and I weep. We’ve cut ourselves off, we’re billions £ poorer as a result, we’re struggling and our government seems impotent or ignorant of fixing it. Start with rejoining trading agreements we lost. At least that please.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We lost a lot this year and we still have three more months left. So the universe decided to give us something. A brand new cat just dropped.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Such a great group of friends 🤣 giving each other the ugly pants prank Hilarious 😂 and Fun
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Urgo, confused and needing cake... @urgocakelord.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So...after reporting a leak on 28th July, updating each time it worsened, to, 'It's basically just an open tap running out of the meter now, across the road and down the lane for 1/2 mile...' Came home to dry. Leak...fixed. And no fucking water to the house. South East Water. Great job.
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Urgo, confused and needing cake... @urgocakelord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spent the day re-doing a past attempt at DIY which I half-arsed 1yr ago No, ADHD brain. We should not just rush into DIY projects with 'whatever comes to hand'. 🤦🙄😖 This time, I planned. I bought the right materials. I waited until they were all delivered before beginning. Finally learning...😂
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Everyone Hates Elon @everyonehateselon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Londoners say NO to Ray-Ban pervert glasses
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Roman Sheremeta @rshereme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tonight in New York, drones recreated the Twin Towers at full scale over the skyline. There were exactly 2,977 of them – one for each person killed 25 years ago on September 11.
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
JON STEWART: “They began covering their ass 3 weeks after 9/11… There was poison in the air, on the ground, on your pets/clothes… THE CITY KNEW. Rather than limit the damage, they covered it up… After 9/11, business will never be usual again.” (From @mamdanibulletin.bsky.social )
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: after the Tate brothers’ lawyer had to expose their wealth as fake to prove they’re not a flight risk, a judge has DENIED their release pending extradition anyhow. So now we know their fake rich and they have to stay in jail anyhow HAAAAHAHA www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
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Tate brothers lose bid for release from US jail pending extradition
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate lost their bid for release from a Miami jail on Wednesday as they contest extradition to Britain, where they are wanted on rape charges.
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Sue Cowley @suecowley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bluesky teacher hivemind, I'm looking for examples of concepts in any subject that learners find tricky to grasp, and the creative, amusing, concrete or multisensory ways you've come up with to teach them. It's for a book I'm writing atm. Thanks in advance! Please repost. #EduSky
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Ben Hudson @buntersgut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"We're here as Christian men, We're here as fathers, uncles, cousins..." Overwhelmingly cousins.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“There are two wolves inside you...”
My two wolves:

Below the text are two photos of badly preserved, bizarre-looking taxidermy wolves:

Left photo: A taxidermy wolf standing in profile in front of a tiled floor and wooden doors. Its neck is awkwardly bent, and its head is turned with wide, misaligned eyes and an open, asymmetrical snarl showing synthetic teeth and gums.

Right photo: A full-body view of a second taxidermy wolf standing in front of a stone wall. It faces forward with wide, wild, bloodshot-looking eyes and a grimacing, unhinged snarl that fully exposes its teeth.

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Keep it secret, keep it safe
The image shows two scenes from "The Lord of the Rings." In the top panel, Gandalf is doing the “got ur nose” gag. In the bottom panel, Aragorn looks shocked with the text, "It cannot be."
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Duct tape fixes everything. Space Station leaking air*? Duct tape. Planar warts on hands or feet**? Duct tape. Raging, violent racist on your plane?*** Duct tape. [*actually happened] [** yep. apply, leave for 3 days, peel off, apply again until wart gone] [***subdue first, then apply tape]
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 06/09/2026
How fast was the duck going?
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..."
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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 05/09/2026
As Jesus Christ awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I love medieval owls because they look how I constantly feel".

Below the text is a grid of six ill-proportioned medieval manuscript illustrations of owls, all appearing wild-eyed, disheveled, or bewildered:

Top Left: A large image of a scruffy, dark green bird with wide, unblinking white eyes, wild hair, and a downward-curved beak set against a red background.

Top Right: A light-brown owl with a massive puff of chaotic, disheveled head feathers surrounding wide orange eyes.

Middle Right: A beige owl with a round, flat face, wide startled eyes, and tiny stick-like legs.

Bottom Left: A brown owl with prominent red eyes and tufted ears perched among colorful flowers and strawberries.

Bottom Middle: An owl with dramatic, spiky feather tufts fanning out wildly from both sides of its head.

Bottom Right: A round, yellow, urn-shaped owl with thin legs, tiny wings, and an expression of stunned disbelief.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😂😂
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 05/09/2026
I can disperse these clowns in 30 seconds, just give me a loud speaker and the authority to collect delinquent child maintenance payments.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [wicked lute riffe] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Law of the Internet says that every time you see this story, you have to share it. And here we are again.
THRASHED BY A LADY CYCLIST.
WHO IS NOTED FOR HER ATHLETIC POWERS.
[SUBJECT OF ILLUSTRATION.]
An extraordinary scene was witnessed on Saturday morning in Peel Lane, a thorough-tare connecting Little Hulton with Tyldesley, in which the principal participants were a young lady cyclist and a youth of nineteen or twenty. The lady was riding at a good pace, and when in a quiet part of the road the young man, who-had apparently been imbibing, stepped into the roadway, and addressing some insulting remarks to. the cyclist, made as if he intended pulling nei off the machine.
She immediately alighted
caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him & sound thrashing, using her tists in scientific fashion, to the delight of several colliers who were passing.
The young man
made of and the list, who is believed to be a Bolton lady noted for her athletio powers, rode off towards Tyldesley.Picture of said scoundrel being thrashed by the lady cyclist, who is known for her athletic prowess. Several gentlemen stand in the background cheering her on.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love when your cat looks at the food you deliver them, sniffs it, then walks away with a tail twitch as compliments to the chef. You shit in a plastic box while making eye contact with people. I didn't realize you were a gourmet. Pardon me.
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Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 31/08/2026
We lost Steve Silberman on this day, 2 years ago. His death hit our entire community hard, because Steve showed autistic people as fully formed humans with rights and delights and happiness and love, with people who loved them, and whom they loved right back. thinkingautismguide.com/2026/01/abou...
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About That Mensch, Steve Silberman, and How Much We Miss Him — THINKING PERSON'S GUIDE TO AUTISM
Steve Silberman was such a well of bottomless compassion. I still can't believe he's gone. And I'm so sorry.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Reading about a painter called "The sodomite" who did a painting called "St Benedict repairs a Broken Colander through Prayer" where the saint is a side character because the actual focus of the fresco is a self portrait with a pet badger Iconic tbh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Il_Sodoma
A fresco with a saint praying over a broken piece of agricultural equipment inside a house. Outside, a man looking incredibly extra in a cloak and a hat is posing with his pets: a raven, a badger and a dog
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Urgo, confused and needing cake... @urgocakelord.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So, the end of another week. Made some craft bits, raged at the machine, swore about the council and water company, cooked some new dishes, used a stick to wrastle a dead bat into a small plastic tube to post it. Y'know. Just your average summer hols week... 😖😂
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Urgo, confused and needing cake... @urgocakelord.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Down grade a movie Unashamedly going with 3 Arnies - The Strolling Man Partial Recall Requesto
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
share this post if you think cats are cute...

[pic of cutie pie cat]

or you are having a physical & mental breakdown
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