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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tweet from Alex "Tropical" Forrest 🚉🌴 (@380kmh):

while u begged for treats I studied the blade

(picture of a dog wearing a cloak and in possession of two swords, one in its mouth)
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it is easier to imagine death by autocomplete than death by capitalism
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I believe there is a 10% chance that in the near future all of humanity will be wiped out by quicksand, as one by one everyone enters the quicksand to pull out the last person who got stuck in the quicksand
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tweet from the federalist stinks!!!! (@rajandelman):

Me, drawing little x's and o's on a football field, indicating where I think players should hug and kiss
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran has dropped out of the ed sheeran tour
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Asking my doctor if vibes are hereditary
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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
1. Having an external locus of control is not the same as believing you’re shaped by luck or fate. 2. Giving people the illusion of an internal locus of control can also have bad consequences, especially the more their socioeconomic status makes their experience conflict with that illusion.
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unspun @unspun.arkhive.earth · 03/09/2026
this article pulled the thoughts right out of my mind. and accurately clocked my resentment at the creeping suspiciousness of our current times too.
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unspun @unspun.arkhive.earth · 02/09/2026
can't believe it's almost here already! 2027 can't come fast enough.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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Silly B Man @lawnerd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Scrooges virtues — discipline, thrift, dedication, and so on — ARE virtues, they are worth practicing and cultivating. But without love, compassion, and generosity, what are you even saving *for*, Ebenezer?! This is the whole thing! The muppets were very clear about this!
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 28/08/2026
Even with apocalyptic climate change unfolding at ramming speed, there will be no day on which resistance stops being worth it. There will always be something you care about to save. It will always be worth fighting to make things better or stop them from getting any worse
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Moto Hotei @motohotei.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Loved this one
Petra Parker and JJJ comic
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I guess what I’m trying to say is that if you don’t have the support of shut-ins jacking it to Sonic the Hedgehog, you have lost the Mandate of Heaven.
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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is some wild footage. Pure WWF entrance from the web-slinger.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
more mr. nice guy
@juniorhoncho.bsky.social
i'd take aliens to my dealer even if they didn't ask.. he's gonna want to see his
7:38 AM • Jul 17, 2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026
they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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Cilantro @cilantroll.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We're all gonna have the sweetest gaming rigs during the next great depression
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
not advocating for anything myself here but i do think it is a telling barometer of the general mood that someone can gun down a healthcare CEO and the general reaction is well, yeah, i get that, makes sense
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Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Worst man you know with terminator eyes
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if you met Beetlejuice at a house party in your 20s you would think he's so funny and cool but then you'd bump into him again fifteen years later and be like, jesus christ he's still like this? wait.. I'M still like this?? and still in this house? turns out you died at a house party in your 20s
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unspun @unspun.arkhive.earth · 13/08/2026
ooh, great piece on ai consciousness. def worth a read.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s the perfect time to make the Xmen movie, because Christopher Nolan already did the hard work of explaining what a cyclops is
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we're just normal men
Woman (rose byrne I think?) leaning her head against a CGI rabbit
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 07/08/2026
“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.” - Archbishop Desmond Tutu One side wants fascism. The other side wants healthcare as a human right. To even attempt to conflate the two is absurd.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Keep it down please 
@InternetHippo
They taught Al how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the Al was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
gnonymus bosch 
@gnonymus
bats can hear shapes. plants can eat light. bees can dance maps. we can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.
4:57 PM • Nov 6, 2021
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"By the end of 2030," reports NYT, the amount of energy used by data centers"is expected to quadruple, eclipsing the power used by all countries in South America and Africa combined." This is extinctionism.
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 29/07/2026
Sadly, none of that changes the fact that artistic funding models are completely broken right now, nor does it change the fact that artists need access to food, shelter, and healthcare, just like normal people. If you want all art to be free, your best bet is to end capitalism.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 02/03/2026
them: cognition is a miracle me: aang from avatar is technically an air friar
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 25/07/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
seasonal wife geist @wife_geist
serenely liking the tweet and then the dunk on it mere seconds later with zero cognitive dissonance like an astronaut who has seen earth from space and understands the fundamental unity of all things
2:57 PM • 7/3/22
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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unspun @unspun.arkhive.earth · 24/07/2026
common weird al w
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I think it's time we put Waldo in a home
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026
Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 21/07/2026
hang out?? are you fucking crazy? we're in the middle of a male loneliness epidemic. stay the fuck home
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@MNateShyamalan

man: but what about the times i saw 8 footprints on the beach?

spiderchrist: [hiding in the shadows] oh that was just normal beach stuff. step into the web my child
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Yellow Hastur @nateparkinson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 03/07/2026
italians invented pizza and fascism, but americans perfected them both.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
as a society we've lost track of the important difference between Having A Thought, and Thinking
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
lucy pulling away the toilet paper from charlie brown’s hand before he wipes
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@Sumzlbrahiim

The contents of the British Museum

@TheTrashiesUK

What’s something that feels British but isn’t?
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
every time i remember mortal kombat had a character that they did a standard gay pride story with is so good. raiden telling this dude to never be ashamed of who he is, what's in his heart, all the usual beats. and then that dude kicks somebody's head straight off their body and fills it with arrows
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/06/2026
stop getting mad at me i’ve voted multiple times every single election since 2014
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