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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@shivambhatt.bsky.social and @wheeler.bsky.social Thanks for the "Everybody on da ice is Marit Lage", Snow deck idea.
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
come for the riff stay for the raff
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me like Sonic the Hedgehog
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
spend this independence day pondering how long you have until you find yourself in one of the many torture slave prisons!!
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
whats your citizen id number in the palantir database?
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I am NEVER going to watch Bill Maher, HBO, unless you’re willing to pay me a minimum of $200 per episode STOP ASKING
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/05/2025
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again theonion.com/a-shatt...
A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The left needs an Italian Joe Rogan. Not for electoral purposes. For my purposes. Jamie pull-a that up, the chemtrails look like linguine, etc.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2025
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane theonion.com/report-...
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
as a chronic illness haver, one energy management strategy i will execute every now and then is called “just keep moving until you fall down” it is wildly unhealthy lmao
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
GIVE ME A SHOT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON WRECKEN A WHOLE CITY AND IT SAY'S " THE WORST PART OF THE WORLD BEING RUN BY DUMB ASSES IS THAT I STILL CANT GET A JOB, LET ME RUN YOUR COMPANY INTO THE GROUND, IM PRETTY SURE THAT I COULD MAKE UNSAFE CARS, WEB SITES THAT LOSE MONEY AND ROCKATS THAT CRASH " - DA SKELTON IS JUST THINKEN ABOUT HOW THE LEAST INTERESTING, LEAST CREATIVE, LEAST LITERATE AND LEAST EMPATHETIC PEOPLE ARE DA ONE'S WHO ARE IN CHARGE OF WHATS GOING ON IN DA CONOMY AND DA GOVERMET, AND IF THATS THE CASE THEN REGLAR PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME SHOULD GET A SHOT, IF YA DONT EVEN HAVE TO SELL CAR'S TO MAKE BILLIONS OF DOLLERS AT THE CAR COMPANY THEN FUCK IT, I BEEN NOT SELLING CAR'S FOR YEARS, IM APPARENTLY GREAT AT NOT SELLING CAR'S , AND UNLIKE EVERY ONE IN SILICON VALLY I DONT HAVE THE BRAIN OF A SERIAL KILLER AND THE FACE OF A SERIAL KILLER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you
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nora 🎃 @downtownkitty.com · 06/05/2025
an Office Space-like movie capturing the miserable and alienating feeling of being alive right now would have legs imo
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Me: I try not to dance on graves, these days. Feels gross. Also me: lol. lmao.
A Twitter screenshot of the NFR Podcast account, reporting Kanye West's latest album has sold 5.9k units its first week.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You know that Twilight Zone episode where the kid has amazing psychic powers and can make people disappear with his mind and the entire town is hostage to him and has to cater to his every whim? That’s us right now.
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If we're already taking away regulations, when can I get Salvia again?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 09/04/2025
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
someone needs to write an explainer article teaching people why government is a service, not a business, and what that actually means. Government isn't about making money, it's about turning money into things people need.
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
being a political pundit sounds like a fun job. Just read and listen to people talk all day and then tell people your opinion about it. But could you imagine having to listen to trump or elon's opinion on anything?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
BREAKING: Unions representing government workers are suing the Trump admin over the president’s illegal executive order that attempts to strip more than one million federal employees of their union rights. AFGE, AFSCME, SEIU and other unions are all joining forces for this suit.
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Do you think kissinger is rolling over in his grave like, "I COULD HAVE JUST DECLARED MYSELF AN EMPORER THE WHOLE TIME?"
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@booker.senate.gov who was the historian you mentioned that was was talking about how things now are not unprecedented? probably around the 20-22 hour mark
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Rosemary @sophygurl.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
It's so frustrating to be put in a position of having to defend institutions that I think are deeply problematic because having them at all is still better than not having them. Anyway, CDC saved lives & ALSO CDC kills. Both are true, have been true, and we need to save it while making it better.
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Tracy King @tracyking.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I don’t have children, which means that sometimes people ask me if I like children. I don’t understand this question, it’s like asking if I like adults. Some of them are amazing and a pleasure to hang out with, some of them are annoying or boring or have lousy taste in music and Pokèmon.
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I honestly had no idea that so many people were such cowards.
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
@gavinverhey.bsky.social Any chance we're ever gonna see a French Vanilla WUBRG commander? Just a 5 color commander for when I don't know what I'm doing.
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
🙂
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 28/03/2025
The Trump-Musk war against workers continues. Last night, Trump issued a blatantly illegal executive order essentially destroying AFGE & NTEU, the unions representing federal employees. The Oligarchs don’t like unions. We do. Let’s stand together against this assault on workers.
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David Woodruff @dmwoodruff.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
A very old Soviet joke, from an especially dark time: Foxes are fleeing the USSR in droves. Q: Why are you running away? Fox: The Soviets passed a new law that they’re going to arrest all camels. Q: But you’re foxes! Fox: Yeah, why don’t *you* try proving to the NKVD that you’re not a camel.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant
A portion of John Quincy Adams' Amistad argument before SCOTUS: "I will not recur to the Declaration of Independence--your Honors have it implanted in your hearts--but one of the grievous charges brought against George III. was, that he had made laws for sending men beyond seas for trial. That was one of the most odious of those acts of tyranny which occasioned the American revolution. The whole of the reasoning is not applicable to this case, but I submit to your Honors that, if the President has the power to do it in the case of Africans, and send them beyond seas for trial, he could do it by the same authority in the case of American citizens. By a simple order to the marshal of the district, he could just as well seize forty citizens of the United States, on the demand of a foreign minister, and send them beyond seas for trial before a foreign court."
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chef, the online tits @cheftips.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
how do all these evil fuckers live into their 90s?
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I know rules aren't real right now, but can we please use some punctuation. Just to break up the thoughts. I can figure out the rest.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@tolariancommunitycollege.com got a Doctor Who question. Do you think every episode of Doctor Who needs to be about saving a world from blowing up? Like, Do you think we can just have a buddy comedy Doctor Who(where no one dies)?
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/03/2025
Wasserman Schultz: "I think this important fact should sink in for everyone: Donald Trump, in his first month in office, has fired more veterans than any president in history."
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
happy ash wednesday
Ash from the evil dead in a promotional poster holding an ax and a shotgun
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
in a move to contribute something that makes me feel something, here's an album I've been obsessed with for the past week. open.spotify.com/album/6RP8do...
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Streetlight Lullabies
Toh Kay · Album · 2011 · 10 songs
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/02/2025
We should be writing Project 2029—defining the society we want, clearly and publicly. Let’s start today.
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Announcing Project 2029
The Progressive Blueprint for a Fairer, Stronger Future.
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Friend Stefani @unclepvinzo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I've been operating like this for the past month. no walmart, no amazon. (as an extra snub, stop capitalizing them when you type/write)
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I stopped worrying about the apocalypse. I hope to be one of the first to go
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Autumn Denier Owen Meany @notowenmeany.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I'm thinking of getting into grifting right-wingers. Market seems primed and I could use a little cash.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Something that’s very clear is that Trump is old and checked out. He wants to play the role of president but has zero interest in doing the job and is happy to outsource the real work to Musk, Vought and a crew of feral zealots.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 20/02/2025
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 19/02/2025
if i went to camptown racetrack and some lady sang doodah doodah to me i would lose my frickin mind
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