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@downtownkitty.com
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merritt @merrittk.com · 2h
Sympathy for the Wrecker: On doing things for "the community" www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 21h
“the advertisers called and said you need to wear a hat”
a bald phillies pitcher is handed a hat in front of a large nutrafol ad
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Emoji Aquarium @emojiaquarium.bsky.social · 21h
         🐠        🐠 🐡              🐡                       🌱🌿 🌱 🌾🌾🌾
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
people on here love posting an article written 6+ months ago and talk about it like it was published today
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
color palettes are real and people totally look better wearing colors that compliment their skin, hair, and eyes but i think you’re fooling yourself if you use a phone camera, which is constantly auto-adjusting light and color balance, to try and determine what palette fits you best
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
lol this inspector thinks he’s gonna meet me onsite at 2pm today
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 29/09/2026
i know the answer already but sometimes i like to wonder if the people behind these accounts ever do any sort of self reflection after posting something this moronic
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
you're still fw poultices? it's all about broths now dude
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/09/2026
I want an A24 about this guy
I’M SHERIFF JOHN BUNNELL
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Coco 🌸🔞 @tiptaphooves.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I dont have 5 to 7 women showing up to my funeral claiming to be my wife then I'd like to ask all my friends a favor
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 25/09/2026
if you use your phone flashlight in a movie theater the staff should be allowed to shoot you with a gun
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Airship Chronos says TRANS RIGHTS @airshipchronos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what I keep saying! Defining gender by chromosomes is *the* most radical redefining of gender *ever*. Literally no society in all of human history has ever done that! None! Ever!
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 16/04/2024
Get $1000* when you open an account with our bank‼️ *after maintaining an account balance of at least $500,000 for 6 months
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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
Hey friends. Don’t forget to get this year’s flu shot and your COVID booster. CVS has them available now, at least in NY. Just scheduled mine
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Conrad Benner @streetsdept.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
El and Subway trains every 3-4 minutes, and Regional Rail trains every 15 minutes, would revolutionize Philly’s system. People will ditch cars/Ubers when the service is that regular and reliable.
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 25/09/2026
everything is porn now
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s finally friday
obi wan kenobi reading a book and looking very smart
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 25/09/2026
It’s 🐝 yourself Friday don’t forget to 🐝 yourself today
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
i have two eyebrows again
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
90% of the time when i get dysphoria it’s just a sign that i need to get my eyebrows done
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
morning muffin
an orange kitty sitting on a wood floor looking up at the camera
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 24/09/2026
just ate a slice of pizza twice the size of my head 🍕
bar bathroom mirror selfie
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merritt @merrittk.com · 23/09/2026
going forward you should assume that any video which neatly and cutely supports your views about the world is AI-generated
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
don't second guess yourself man she definitely posted that selfie for you to be desperately horny in the replies
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
a baby
a little orange kitty named Muffin laying on her side with her paws on a scratching post and looking back at the camera
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
shout out to Hannah Einbinder for being a celeb that people can tell me i look like
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
most of the people quoted in this article make me think of this dril tweet
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 28/08/2026
gamers must be stopped
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
you fucking gamers better be normal about this
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 22/09/2026
IDK who needs to hear this but @ishigh.bsky.social is a dumbass
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IDK who needs to hear this but professional sports are rigged
they were mostly rigged BEFORE betting apps, but now all you suckers can't deny it anymore. You're just watching entertainment. Might as well throw on Rudy or Major League because there literally is no difference now.
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 21/09/2026
that’s right, folks, it’s soup for dinner again
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 21/09/2026
americans are ready for a military coup to install chuck grassley as head of state, then we can once and for all nationalize DQ and begin healing together as a nation
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 21/09/2026
also loving all the cubicle-riding dorks with their chinstraps buckled for the photo op
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 21/09/2026
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JLP @jlp.systems · 21/09/2026
I feel certain that we need to all be staring into space more
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 21/09/2026
From my personal experience people don't want to pay you to tell them they can't do anything about, eg, the very likely anti-Dem. midterm backlash in 2030 (or, gulp, 34). But it's true. So consultants make up stuff like "Kamala Harris would have won if she ran anti-trans ads"
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/09/2026
“The extensively documented and reported evidence of this phenomenon being potentially harmful or deleterious to social cohesion is insane because it conveniences me personally.” – Western Proverb
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I love opening my phone and smelling my brain meat start sizzling like strips of raw bacon in a greased pan.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
whats getting lost in these discussions is that offering you up on a platter in exchange for nothing is very, very easy for me
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nora @downtownkitty.com · 19/09/2026
microdosing the flu (just got my flu shot and covid booster)
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s a bitch of a world out there overflowing with mind bending misery but one bright spot is when chefs talk about ‘mother sauces’
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lmao these social media apps are designed to evoke outrage + they’re riddled with bots. we are being drip fed by false antagonists in discourses which induce mild psychosis. this goes both ways in making some more conservative or ultra communists. this is something to be mindful of if u work online
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sigourney Weaver — Warner Bros, Burbank (1980) 📷 by Helmut Newton
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ask yourself why a CEO who can call the president on the phone needs to write a pleading open letter like he is a daycare provider who needs money for markers?
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