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Uhlissuh

@uhlissuheff.bsky.social
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she/her • we play nice here • I like words and art and nature and laughing and self-growth and people who are kind (and run-on sentences, apparently)

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
8:30 is too late to start An Event. sport is in the hands of Big Clock.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
You know whats cool and excellent and beautiful? Your Local Public Library
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Seven years ago, Facebook Memories tells me.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 13/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "oh my fuck, this shit again?"
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sick of worrying about the same shitty people constantly doing the same shitty things but worse
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
we color eggs because jesus dyed
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I will teach them to drive
An apple next to an earthworm. The apple has drawings on it to look like Richard Scarry’s Lowly Worm, driving his applecar
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Finally got my REAL ID so I can prove I exist, until the rules change again.
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Skulls MacKenzie 💀 @disposablehero.com · 14/03/2026
“WHAT’S THIS?”-ing like Jack Skellington but it’s just me walking around outside
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It’s Pi Day, we give it 3.14159 out of 5.
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’m trying out a new scent of bath salts and I regret it already. It’s reminding me of that foam at the dentist that they put in trays that you had to bite down on to make dental impressions. 0/10 way to wake up.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
a sign that says BEING ANGRY ALL THE TIME is EXHAUSTING. NOT BEING ANGRY FEELS MORALLY İRRESPONSIBLE.
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
👍 #oilpainting #sketchbook
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 14/02/2026
[flirting] *you're
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Why are none of them in JAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLL  

[pic of all the famous memes of people sobbing/screaming]
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
”I’m still mourning the things that never happened with the version of you that doesn’t exist” #lyrics
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Over-romanticized by Lindsay Whiteman on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:40
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Viri <3 @viritage.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
More games should have a cowardly baby mode. More games should let me suffer less consequences for dying or mistakes. Should have a "I just want the story" mode. Games should not pride themselves on "look how difficult we are". I'm bad at video games and I wanna experience the good stories too :c
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Instead of hitting snooze, I apparently turned off my last alarm this morning... I jolted awake at 7:41. Work starts at 8 with an about 8 minute drive there. I fucking made it. I’m also fucking tired, lol.
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Hollyvardia 🌿 -> NFC2027 @hollyvardia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Traditional pigeon watercolor page <3 #birds #pigeons #traditional #watercolor
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 05/02/2026
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "scream into the void motherfucker"
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
We have a soup-er bowl staff lunch today and while it is good soup weather outside, it is 81 degrees inside the office which is decidedly *not* soup weather.
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bathroom study #oilpainting #art
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武政 諒 Ryo Takemasa @ryotakemasa.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Winter Valley (2025) Art Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/ryot...
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Lights #oilpainting #art
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“Does it feel alright to not know me?” is such a simple yet gut-wrenching lyric.
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I Look in People's Windows by Taylor Swift on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 2:11
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 29/01/2026
Some new rubber stamp designs! 🐦✉️
Four birdy rubber stamp designs- Pigeon Post, All-Jay Delivery, Peck & Ship, and For You (Quail chicks!)
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I started a new job this week (yay) but it’s in person (boo) and I haven’t worked in person since 2020 (oof).
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Orange slices #oilpainting #art
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Not to get too political but it would be nice if everything would stop getting worse.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 01/01/2026
It's our time
Caption on the screen of BBC news:

"Welcome to the year of the chores. People around the globe celebrate."
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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/01/2026
how am I supposed to take a year seriously when it starts on a Thursday
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
redpillbot - What a time to be alive, it's like the collapse of of Rome. but with memes
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The end is nye.
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 01/01/2026
And some of my favorites that don't fit into a grid very well!
Flat, graphic poster of a Whooping Crane standing in the negative space of many Sandhill Cranes. The poster reads "The Great Midwest Crane Fest - Nov. 15-16, 2025 Baraboo, Wisconsin.Flat illustration of a Common Murre looking skyward on the edge of rock above the sea. Another Murre flies overhead kicking up sea thrift (pink flowers) the two are almost beak-to-beak.Flat illustration of an American Dipper framed in a circle. The dipper engages in its signature dip below the water in 7 steps, with stylized silhouettes beginning from a rock, diving below the water, and surfacing on top of the same rock. Flat illustration of a Northern Mockingbird singing in an upright position- semi-abstract bubble/balloon birds spring forth in the colorful shapes of many birds including a Blue Jay, Goldfinch, Robin, and Eastern Phoebe.
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year!! Just a few of my favorite works from 2025
Flat illustration of a Gray Catbird amongst wild strawberries with a small strawberry in their beak.Flat illustration of a Wood Pigeon, Magpie, and Robin in a parade-line stride holding autumn leaves up high with their beaks! (UK birds as I am there right now on vacation!)Flat, wooden nesting owls (large to small) Great Gray, Great Horned, Long-eared, Screech, and Saw-whet.Flat illustration of an American Bittern at nighttime. They are broken up through reeds in a surreal manner.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
they need to make tiny cans of seltzer. i just want those first two sips
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
vacillating between no worries and many worries
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2026's mantra is more spaghetti less upsetti
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
A genius /and/ a comedian
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
He’s so into it 🥰
A kid in a striped shirt from behind. In front of him is a tv showing a strong bad email.
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
“I’m the scene of the crime, and the bore of the bar, and a memory hoarder“ might as well be added to my bio. Damn good lyrics, #MaisiePeters
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/11/2025
"they don't know" meme template:

the SS Edmund Fitzgerald is standing in the corner with a party hat on and saying "They don't know I'm the pride of the American side"

two people dancing: yes we do. there's a song about it

two other people dancing: does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/11/2025
You can curse daylight saving time, daylight saving, daylight savings, daylight savings time, and/or daylight time. All are considered acceptable so go off.
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Uhlissuh @uhlissuheff.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Today there were three, I repeat, THREE (3), blue jays visiting my porch at the same time. Fuckin' nuts. #birds
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
famous dog in fire meme with his coffee - it was either this or pronouns, so...
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Maddie @madrigal.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
oh no I let all of my little tasks pile up and now I’m overwhelmed
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