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Joe Scaramangaaaarrrggghhh!!! @joescaramanga.co.uk · 3h

Suffering imposter syndrome? Remember Tim Lovejoy had had the same job for TWENTY YEARS.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 10h

From International Women's Day '21

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can't believe I'm hosting a special screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, a film that changed me forever when I saw it at 14...my outfit will be insane. And it's at the incredible Rivoli Ballroom! Already sold out but if there are returns... rivolipopupcinema.designmynight.com/6a453c940d9a...

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Halloween Cinema - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Buy tickets for Halloween Cinema - The Rocky Horror Picture Show, London. Information on Halloween Cinema - The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fri, 30th Oct 2026 @ 20:00 - 23:00 in London.

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Twon Twongleton @twontwongleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’ve just flown back from some place… It’s at the tip of my tongue, and boy are my ummms aaah’d.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/10/2026

#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 5 Mojo Jojo

A drawing of Mojo JoJo from Powerpuff girls

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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 01/10/2026

god I love Traitors season - it's like the entire nation starts playing a massive game of communal three-D chess

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Twon Twongleton @twontwongleton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Celebrity Traitors putting Celebrity back into celebrity tv.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 01/10/2026

still seeing people making fun of tony blair’s gym photo and what you have to remember is that, as a catholic, he believes in the existence of hell, so it does make a lot of sense that he wants to put off dying for as long as possible

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Ian Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Woman walks into a Hull hairdresser and asks for a perm. Certainly, he replies: 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?' #NationalPoetryDay

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James Dart @jamesdart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Asked to respond to whether his team were 'not German enough' or 'not white enough', Klopp said there was no point in giving room to 'such people and their utterances', adding: 'I have little time in everyday life for idiocy'. Story: @kateconnolly.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/football/202...

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Jürgen Klopp disgusted by claims his Germany team are ‘not white enough’

Jürgen Klopp has reacted with disgust to a social media debate questioning whether the Germany team he is in the process of forming are ‘white enough’

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/10/2026

#HappyToastMonsterMonth Day 1 - Widow's Bay's Sea Hag

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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 30/09/2026

I'm 17 episodes into a Twilight Zone (1959) watch and I'm quite convinced it's the greatest show ever. Each one is a small jewel of a complete movie that fucks off in 25 minutes and then Rod Serling smokes at you and tells you to come back next week.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 29/09/2026

A key component of the Cambridge Analytica outrage was your friends subjecting you to data theft without your consent or knowledge. Facebook is running the same playbook on your text messages. Even if you’re not on Meta properties, they’re ingesting your interactions.

Aten installed Muse on both his iPhone and a Mac mini that he uses to test out various Al agents and tech. It took Meta a single day to begin "helpfully" pitching article ideas based on texts he'd sent to a podcast co-host.
When he asked Muse how it got the information, it said that it read banners from incoming texts. But that's not true, either.
After doing a little digging, Aten says Muse synced 187,000 lines from his Messages database, despite Full Disk Access being Off.

Unless Aten is the most popular person on the face of the planet, I sincerely doubt he'd gotten 187,000 lines of text in roughly 24 hours. What happened is that, without permission, Muse went into the app and downloaded the information.
He had not given Muse permission to access Messages, and full disk access was not enabled. It just went ahead and uploaded those texts anyway.
Muse can take "unexpected actions" indeed.

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Twon Twongleton @twontwongleton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My thoughts is that councils should go back to ‘insourcing’ - stop outsourcing to crapita and the like and have things like grounds maintenance and bring back a whole bunch of jobs at the entry level to give kids the opportunity to work once out of school. Build society from the ground up.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/09/2026

"We saw you from across the souk, and liked your ancient, cursed vibe."

Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz in Mummy 4

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just two left! SIGNED "We Have Ways of Making You Talk" by Al Murray & James Holland Full of.. Fascinating characters Bloodiest battles! Decisive turning points of WW2! This brings the energy & insight of James & Al's chart-topping podcast to the page HERE! biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...

Front cover of Al and James' book. A phot of what looks like a Sherman tank.

James and Al's signatures inside the book.

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Liam Johnson @liamjohnsontype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can my cutting-edge calculator say boobs? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Think I’ll just get some Beechams and ride it out tbh.

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Outstanding music placement in Homes Under the Hammer today. I yelped!

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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

[Ski-Lo voice) I wish I was a little bit longer, I wish I was a conger, I wish I had the teeth that could scare a fishmonger

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/09/2026

We're doing people with the same name swaps on @b3ta.com this week

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/09/2026

"I was born in Harrow but I'm not English, I'm British but I wasn't born in Wales, Scotland or Northern Ireland, what am I?"

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Some say it's too early to reveal a 2027 show title but, with the world ending any day now, I may as well reveal that next year I'll be previewing a show called SOOZ KEMPNER TALKS ABOUT THE HISTORY OF VIDEO GAMES FOR AN HOUR WITH NO SERIOUS STUFF from Feb. Fckn dare you to suggest this is AI btw.

blue background, 16-bit videogame background I found on google, pic of me with one leg in the air like a legend.

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

9:25pm — The piss tank on the ISS is now 12% full.
9:31pm — The piss tank on the ISS is now 38% full.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Wife was fed up when she caught me playing Minecraft on my PC when I had jobs to do around the house. I guess at least she didn't catch me wanking. She nearly did, but luckily I was able to fire up Minecraft just in time.

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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 22/09/2026

London’s most expensive house, the Reform UK Treasurer, Holly Valance, one of Labour’s biggest donors, a £265m sale, and a curious loophole we’ve uncovered that could slash the taxes earned from elite London properties. London Centric x Dan Neidle collab. www.londoncentric.media/p/londons-mo...

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London’s most expensive house, Reform UK’s treasurer, and a massively reduced tax bill

A £265m mansion in the heart of the Chelsea • Sold by billionaire Nick Candy and his ex-wife Holly Valance • Bought by a Labour-donating hedge fund boss • Why was the tax bill so small?

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 21/09/2026

echoes of the time I went clubbing as a teenager and the bouncer asked if I was 18 and I said "yes" (I wasn't) and then he asked "are you sure?" and I said "yes" and he let me in

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Young women have the reputation for parasocial relationships with pop stars, influencers, etc, but nobody is more parasocial than young men with footballers.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Reverse cowgirl so she can keep an eye on the door while I monitor the skylight. SWAT is not gonna get us this time.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If, when over the age of 30, your profile picture on any active social media is of you on some kind of night out, you are, without exception, a twat.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/09/2026

Ha ha this-away, Ha ha Hathaway

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🍁 Levi Kornelsen @levikornelsen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Reacher (book) kills white supremacists (fictional), but Reacher (streaming) hasn't yet despite Alan Ritchson (Reacher (streaming)) wanting to because of studio fear of white supremacists (actual, government).

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Alice Fraser @alicefraser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

REgULAte TeCH you Fuckin MorONs

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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Judge: How do you plead? Cunt: Legitimate concerns.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There should be a ban on celebrities writing novels. If not a ban they should use a pseudonym and only reveal themselves once a book has sold a million copies.

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