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Mike Trinder

@chthonicionic.bsky.social
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He/Him. B3ta QOTW person and programmer at www.millerhare.com. This is my personal a/c - at the moment I don’t have a separate work a/c. I’m also at @chthonicionic@mastodon.online

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Matt Round @mattround.com · 29/09/2026
Soon the misery of being unable to find crisp sandwich sound effects will be over
ButtyStock screenshot showing in-development sound effects section; “Crisp, crunchy sound effects, browse now"
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been trying to work out why my code was running so slow over this huge html FORM. Turns out 99% of the delays was LastPass. Yay
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
B3ta newsletter 1000, out now "Only 66 issues until our Battle of Hastings special" * BUFFY'S SWEARING TELEPHONE - now works on mobile * GUESS THE SHOPPING - what price is milk? * BAD DINOSAURS - Netflix resurrects them b3ta.com/newsletter/i...
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B3TA newsletter: "ONLY 66 ISSUES UNTIL OUR BATTLE OF HASTINGS SPECIAL"
B3TA newsletter: "ONLY 66 ISSUES UNTIL OUR BATTLE OF HASTINGS SPECIAL"
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was reading about this purely because of the authors notes at the end of the latest Ana and Din book, A Trade of Blood. It’s insane.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really can recommend NOT getting into a fight with a deranged cat at 6am. Has somewhat fucked up today.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At the GP to get checked out after cat attack this morning. Lady at the desk has come in to “ask to be put down” and they really aren’t dealing with it very well :(
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 28/09/2026
If anyone really wants to do a big batch of pics I’ll happily send out loads of crisps, that offer’s always open to eager crisp sandwich photographers
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 28/09/2026
Today I’m working on content for ButtyStock, won’t get it anywhere near the ultimate target of 1,000 items but maybe I’ll reach that one day vole.wtf/buttystock/
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ButtyStock 🥪 free crisp sandwich stock photos
Photos, illustrations, videos and 3D models featuring varied crisp (potato chip) sandwiches, all under a CC0 public domain license.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s the quality control department at an Indian clothing manufacturer that I feel sari for.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love this photo. So much of the energy of that series summed up in one shot
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well that was fun. Our cat went out the rooflight above our bed, found another cat, had a fight, ran back in and I got attacked by the other cat as I shut the window. Washing my hand where it scratched me I passed out and came to on the bathroom floor drenched in sweat. And all before 6:30am. FFS
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to remember the programming languages I’ve used: 1979-1987 basic on Apple ][ / ZX80 / Acorn Atom / DOS 1980 6502 assembly on Acorn Atom 1985 Forth on Mac 1988 C on DOS* 1989-94 HyperTalk on Mac 1995-9 Pascal on a Mac, Perl and JavaScript, C++ on windows 2000+ JavaScript, node, (& sql, xslt)
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/09/2026
The only acceptable ai art
Charles’ drawing of Brian, Himself and a ‘Cappage’
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Honolooploop! Film4 now
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was looking for clips of the Tomorrows World episode where they shot some new bullet proof glass, and instead found a clip from 1969 where the inventor of a bullet proof body shield happily wore it whilst two guys shot him repeatedly with hand guns from a couple of metres away. Live. On TV.
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Rainer @kraikrasni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyday beauty #aofoto
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Others.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mr Men, part of an unfinished set. I never finish anything, which is a comment on life. Perhaps.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching a film - looked up a cast member on IMDb and the first question in the FAQs section is simply “Why?” Which seems rude
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pollollups.bsky.social @pollollups.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From the Ocado website A 1 star review of garlic powder.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Start to finish making of process for one of my porcelain tentacle handle cups! Throwing, trimming, glazing You can buy a unique cup like this on my website, www.roseschmits.com
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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026
Every time I try to talk about deaf cats, my phone corrects it to "dead." It's getting quite awkward. "Have you got any dead cats that need a home?" "Would you consider adopting a dead cat?" "He can't live with kids, he's dead"
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Additional - oh, look what I found yesterday! This is (one of) Galton and Simpson’s copies!
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sightsoundmag.bsky.social fancy giving us a plug?
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@empiremagazine.bsky.social care to give us a plug?
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@sfxmagazine.bsky.social would love you to give us a plug.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just catching up on the Bristol Ai generated mural, courtesy of my eldest who lives round the corner and has very much enjoyed watching it getting taken down
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/09/2026
So I'm making pint glasses now... robsheridan.threadless.com/accessories/...
Photo of a pint glass I designed which says, in the appropriate font styling, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEER." Obviously, in this economy, of course you would.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the tip of a horrible iceberg www.jpost.com/internationa...
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Turkey probes alleged Israeli-led $3 billion fraud network | The Jerusalem Post
Turkish prosecutors say a global investment fraud network operating from Turkey was allegedly managed by Israeli citizens, and led to the arrest of nine Israelis.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tracks
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey @nytimes.com! You could buy What3Words for peanuts and launch What Three Wordle. It’d be great!
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its What3Words accounts filing day! They're doing so great. Nothing to worry about. I'm sure "the launch of our advertising revenue stream" will offset the "lost major Enterprise customer". Ads are really profitable now, right? find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/0843...
WHAT3WORDS LIMITED
GROUP STRATEGIC REPORT (CONTINUED)
FOR THE YEAR ENDED 31 DECEMBER 2025

Financial key performance indicators

The Group's total loss for the year was £12,234,738 (2024: loss £10,644,836)
The increase in reported loss compared with the prior year was driven primarily by the fair value adjustment
relating to convertible loan notes recognised in 2024, which reduced the overall reported loss in that year.
Operating loss for the year was £12,828,534 (compared with £14,133,347 in 2024). The underlying operating
performance of the business remained focused on revenue growth, product investment and disciplined cost
management.

The group has continued to maintain a dynamic operating model, balancing investment in growth initiatives
across key markets with careful control of operating expenditure and cash runway.

At 31 December 2025, the group had net assets of £10,925,686 (2024: £15,659,513). Assets were
predominantly comprised of cash and cash equivalents totaling £6,493,450 (2024: £11,705,453) and term
deposits of £2,649,047 (2024: £5,948,370).
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Joz Norris @joznorris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS HUGH After sold out work-in-progress runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and Soho Theatre this summer, Jackman/Phantom comes to Pleasance London for 3 nights this Christmas! It's the perfect deranged festive night out! www.pleasance.co.uk/event/joz-no...
Joz Norris IS Hugh Jackman IS The Phantom Of The Opera. Coming to Pleasance London on December 17th to 19th at 21:00
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Woodrow Phoenix @mrphoenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not a drill. Take all necessary steps to protect yourselves. It’s too late for the person who tried to warn us all, don’t let their sacrifice be in vain
The underground car park at Tesco. On the wall by the lifts is a chilling message stuck onto the store signage:
TESCO BANANAS LOOSE 
The sticker is ripped along the bottom edge, obviously a terrible struggle has taken place 
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching GBBO - “Gary is bringing something extra to the lemonparty”. I’m sorry, what did you say?
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Liza Adamczewski aka the accidental ecologist @lizaadamczewski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good to be back In the room cutting glass for a dinosaur window panel
A dinosaur window panel showing a T Rex in blues green and gray with the name Ivan in a panel underneath its feet
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW | I’m not surprised, but I am livid. BBC NEWS, ‘DANNY TOMMO’ AND THE DINGHY ATTACK THAT DISAPPEARED While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/bbc-news-d...
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BBC News, ‘Danny Tommo’ and the dinghy attack that disappeared
While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Note to self. Granting ALTER permissions on a table doesn’t let you UPDATE it, and in fact is worse than that :(
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cycling to work this morning, for a bit I followed a lady whose saddle exactly matched the skin tone of her legs and, erm, it looked like her bum was peeking out and I really didn’t know how to tell her
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Nigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think this could make a good Mitchell and Webb sketch.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yesterday was really crap. As a measure of just how crap, I forgot it was my b3ta birthday and missed my 25th anniversary :(
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Similarly Eve Pollard and Sue Pollard
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026
Well here's a thing - an interview with "Diarrhoea man" John Weldon!
youtu.be
'IM THE DIARRHOEA MAN' 🤣 | Interviewing the VIRAL Pepto Bismol Advert Star
YouTube video by Flook Fights
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sudden thought that maybe John Craven and Wes Craven were brothers
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOST FILMS BOOK SECOND PRINT RUN IS CONFIRMED! Please visit lostfilmsbook.store
lostfilmsbook.store
Buy the book — direct from the author
One book, sold directly by the author. Secure checkout by Square.
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Jon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As @photoline.bsky.social has said, this is likely the first Nazi submarine in British territorial waters for 85 years.
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m not sure how to cope with it being newsletter 1,000 next week. Please, everyone, send @robmanuel.b3ta.com some love for this frankly incredible endeavour.
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