Reposted by Mike TrinderMatt Round @mattround.com · 29/09/2026Soon the misery of being unable to find crisp sandwich sound effects will be over 1469
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Been trying to work out why my code was running so slow over this huge html FORM. Turns out 99% of the delays was LastPass. Yay 000
Reposted by Mike Trinderb3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026B3ta newsletter 1000, out now "Only 66 issues until our Battle of Hastings special" * BUFFY'S SWEARING TELEPHONE - now works on mobile * GUESS THE SHOPPING - what price is milk? * BAD DINOSAURS - Netflix resurrects them b3ta.com/newsletter/i...b3ta.comB3TA newsletter: "ONLY 66 ISSUES UNTIL OUR BATTLE OF HASTINGS SPECIAL"B3TA newsletter: "ONLY 66 ISSUES UNTIL OUR BATTLE OF HASTINGS SPECIAL" 24013
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was reading about this purely because of the authors notes at the end of the latest Ana and Din book, A Trade of Blood. It’s insane. 000
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I really can recommend NOT getting into a fight with a deranged cat at 6am. Has somewhat fucked up today. 030
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026At the GP to get checked out after cat attack this morning. Lady at the desk has come in to “ask to be put down” and they really aren’t dealing with it very well :( 180
Reposted by Mike TrinderMatt Round @mattround.com · 28/09/2026If anyone really wants to do a big batch of pics I’ll happily send out loads of crisps, that offer’s always open to eager crisp sandwich photographers 001
Reposted by Mike TrinderMatt Round @mattround.com · 28/09/2026Today I’m working on content for ButtyStock, won’t get it anywhere near the ultimate target of 1,000 items but maybe I’ll reach that one day vole.wtf/buttystock/vole.wtfButtyStock 🥪 free crisp sandwich stock photosPhotos, illustrations, videos and 3D models featuring varied crisp (potato chip) sandwiches, all under a CC0 public domain license. 3145
Reposted by Mike TrinderOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s the quality control department at an Indian clothing manufacturer that I feel sari for. 08110
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Love this photo. So much of the energy of that series summed up in one shot 060
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well that was fun. Our cat went out the rooflight above our bed, found another cat, had a fight, ran back in and I got attacked by the other cat as I shut the window. Washing my hand where it scratched me I passed out and came to on the bathroom floor drenched in sweat. And all before 6:30am. FFS 5130
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trying to remember the programming languages I’ve used: 1979-1987 basic on Apple ][ / ZX80 / Acorn Atom / DOS 1980 6502 assembly on Acorn Atom 1985 Forth on Mac 1988 C on DOS* 1989-94 HyperTalk on Mac 1995-9 Pascal on a Mac, Perl and JavaScript, C++ on windows 2000+ JavaScript, node, (& sql, xslt) 220
Reposted by Mike TrinderHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Denmark is trolling Trump. 29169102720
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Was looking for clips of the Tomorrows World episode where they shot some new bullet proof glass, and instead found a clip from 1969 where the inventor of a bullet proof body shield happily wore it whilst two guys shot him repeatedly with hand guns from a couple of metres away. Live. On TV. 100
Reposted by Mike TrinderSmallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mr Men, part of an unfinished set. I never finish anything, which is a comment on life. Perhaps. 2295
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching a film - looked up a cast member on IMDb and the first question in the FAQs section is simply “Why?” Which seems rude 000
Reposted by Mike Trinderpollollups.bsky.social @pollollups.bsky.social · 26/09/2026From the Ocado website A 1 star review of garlic powder. 041
Reposted by Mike TrinderRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Start to finish making of process for one of my porcelain tentacle handle cups! Throwing, trimming, glazing You can buy a unique cup like this on my website, www.roseschmits.com 271011224
Reposted by Mike TrinderHolly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026Every time I try to talk about deaf cats, my phone corrects it to "dead." It's getting quite awkward. "Have you got any dead cats that need a home?" "Would you consider adopting a dead cat?" "He can't live with kids, he's dead" 2845847
Reposted by Mike TrinderGary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Additional - oh, look what I found yesterday! This is (one of) Galton and Simpson’s copies! 3743
Reposted by Mike TrinderDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026 @sightsoundmag.bsky.social fancy giving us a plug? 183
Reposted by Mike TrinderDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@empiremagazine.bsky.social care to give us a plug? 0103
Reposted by Mike TrinderDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@sfxmagazine.bsky.social would love you to give us a plug. 082
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just catching up on the Bristol Ai generated mural, courtesy of my eldest who lives round the corner and has very much enjoyed watching it getting taken down 040
Reposted by Mike TrinderRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/09/2026So I'm making pint glasses now... robsheridan.threadless.com/accessories/... 1046875
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is the tip of a horrible iceberg www.jpost.com/internationa...jpost.comTurkey probes alleged Israeli-led $3 billion fraud network | The Jerusalem PostTurkish prosecutors say a global investment fraud network operating from Turkey was allegedly managed by Israeli citizens, and led to the arrest of nine Israelis. 000
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey @nytimes.com! You could buy What3Words for peanuts and launch What Three Wordle. It’d be great! 010
Reposted by Mike TrinderJonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Its What3Words accounts filing day! They're doing so great. Nothing to worry about. I'm sure "the launch of our advertising revenue stream" will offset the "lost major Enterprise customer". Ads are really profitable now, right? find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/0843... 113723
Reposted by Mike TrinderJoz Norris @joznorris.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS HUGH After sold out work-in-progress runs at the Edinburgh Fringe and Soho Theatre this summer, Jackman/Phantom comes to Pleasance London for 3 nights this Christmas! It's the perfect deranged festive night out! www.pleasance.co.uk/event/joz-no... 2113
Reposted by Mike TrinderWoodrow Phoenix @mrphoenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not a drill. Take all necessary steps to protect yourselves. It’s too late for the person who tried to warn us all, don’t let their sacrifice be in vain 2255
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Watching GBBO - “Gary is bringing something extra to the lemonparty”. I’m sorry, what did you say? 130
Reposted by Mike TrinderLiza Adamczewski aka the accidental ecologist @lizaadamczewski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Good to be back In the room cutting glass for a dinosaur window panel 311715
Reposted by Mike TrinderMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NEW | I’m not surprised, but I am livid. BBC NEWS, ‘DANNY TOMMO’ AND THE DINGHY ATTACK THAT DISAPPEARED While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/bbc-news-d...brokenbottleboy.substack.comBBC News, ‘Danny Tommo’ and the dinghy attack that disappearedWhile the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. 72972426
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Note to self. Granting ALTER permissions on a table doesn’t let you UPDATE it, and in fact is worse than that :( 000
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cycling to work this morning, for a bit I followed a lady whose saddle exactly matched the skin tone of her legs and, erm, it looked like her bum was peeking out and I really didn’t know how to tell her 130
Reposted by Mike TrinderNigel Auchterlounie @n-auchterlounie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think this could make a good Mitchell and Webb sketch. 0206
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yesterday was really crap. As a measure of just how crap, I forgot it was my b3ta birthday and missed my 25th anniversary :( 380
Reposted by Mike TrinderDave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026Well here's a thing - an interview with "Diarrhoea man" John Weldon!youtu.be'IM THE DIARRHOEA MAN' 🤣 | Interviewing the VIRAL Pepto Bismol Advert StarYouTube video by Flook Fights 77827
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sudden thought that maybe John Craven and Wes Craven were brothers 6120
Reposted by Mike Trinderchristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026LOST FILMS BOOK SECOND PRINT RUN IS CONFIRMED! Please visit lostfilmsbook.storelostfilmsbook.storeBuy the book — direct from the authorOne book, sold directly by the author. Secure checkout by Square. 74012
Reposted by Mike TrinderJon Owen @anotherjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026As @photoline.bsky.social has said, this is likely the first Nazi submarine in British territorial waters for 85 years. 1206
Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m not sure how to cope with it being newsletter 1,000 next week. Please, everyone, send @robmanuel.b3ta.com some love for this frankly incredible endeavour. 090