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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 39m
first recorded Stephen Daisley sighting www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adkk...
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Chris Farley As Bennett Brauer - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 9h
mockup wikipedia battle graphic - Battle of Fairford
w/dates, location Whelford just outside RAF Fairford
Result: Total rout of US forces

Belligerents infobox
One side: US Air Force, RAF, NATO
other side: 5 lads looking for red diesel
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 9h
lmao if this ends the (absurdity of) 'defensive bombings' AND chips away at the malign US military presence here (see the many recent reports of actual criminal investigations being handed from UK police to US Military courts on tenuous grounds) it's just a huge, huge win
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 10h
end boss of 'i don't write the headlines' sneering don't assume I've not condemned something unless you've read every edition of every book I write in every language it comes out in
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 17h
this woman exposed herself in Holyrood with at least one child present to try and make some sort of transphobic point
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bizarre how much political journalism is telling the public x party are popular, why not vote for them or x party aren't doing well, you shouldn't vote for them. huge amount of people who vote but aren't hugely 'political' seem to treat elections as a predict the winner exercise
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mind on old FMs when you could sign Old Rivaldo for like, Caley Thistle and he'd still have absurd world class technical stats but acceleration 1, pace 1, stamina 3, fitness 4 so you had to build a whole tactic designed to minimise how much he had to move. popped into my head watching Croatia there
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 03/10/2026
How many local models do you run?

Pope Leo XIV
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand? You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lmao
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
think Amol Rajan might be the only celebrity more obviously 'imposed' on us than Matt Forde. took Progress & the agency 15yrs to make Forde a thing but he did eventually get fans (awful wankers who talk about 'box set politics'). only 2 people on the planet who like Rajan are Rajan & Rupert Murdoch
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ringing up the 'your boys took one hell of a beating' commentator to tell him his boys took one hell of a beating
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ødegaard such a cunt, having a proper tantrum that he's been outplayed all game by Jordan James and Josh Sheehan. Small time mentality
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's over. Manchester City have lost the bald fraud community.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
comic panel with Namor and Dr Doom. Doom is tooting on a big coral-looking horn 

Namor: do not TOOT it! 

Doom: FOOL! Doctor Doom toots as he PLEASES!
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
what a total worm lol www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Andy Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breaches
The prime minister compares the allegations against Man City to the plight of his own club Everton.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hoping 2026 will be a merry christmas for people who have been waiting for the unpublished and mostly unwritten book Alex Andreou won a cash prize for in March 2016 It is the Winds of Winter of non fiction and I fully believe it will be just as good
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Well I don't have a TV or a radio so it's not surprising I haven't heard the song" You live in a bubble. What you're describing is a self-curated bubble. If you haven't heard the song that's been #1 on the charts for 23 weeks, you live in a bubble and you should probably be aware of that.
single cover of Manic Street Preachers - Together Stronger (C'Mon Wales). it has the band looking comically serious, flanked by Gareth Bale, Aaron Ramsey, Ashley Williams and Chris Coleman
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they had to develop a new type of paperclip to hold the thick bundles of evidence they used to hang the SS. for more information on how they did it google 'Operation Paperclip'
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pitching ted lasso: yeah it's a comedy that isn't funny, a drama that isn't remotely interesting, and it's about football in the UK, two things the writers have such open contempt for not to get anything right
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Labour's hollowed-out Potemkin union Community getting sued because it forgot how riddled with both sincere and opportunistic bigotry the Labour right are, who it exists to advance the careers of in its current form
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
couple of these (BG, CM 01/02) representing the whole series. nailed on i will bolt upright at 6 in the morning remembering something obvious i've left out.
Baldurs Gate II 
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri 
Sensible World Of Soccer: European Championship Edition
Championship Manager Season 01/02
Final Fantasy VI 
Pilotwings (SNES) 
F-Zero X
Disco Elysium
Planescape: Torment
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nothing against nick aldis but they've really really made him look like 'Tommy Robinson' here
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
got confused by the data it was trained on and made JK Rowlings head in the background there the same size as Linehan's head in real life
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Evan Davis on PM asked if ‘Danny Tommo’ “had any kind of point” by puncturing a dinghy with a knife because “the [authorities] should be doing that themselves”. He went on to describe it as “vigilante action”.
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Could people please respond to this post with links to videos of the fascist attacks on the RNLI and refugees please. The more footage the better and I would appreciate a boost of this post as well. Thank you.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's interesting, isn't it, when someone keeps committing crimes on camera and not getting charged with anything. for all the police's institutional hard right slant they do and have arrested quite a lot of people at right wing protests/attempted pogroms over the last couple of years.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
'HOPE not hate' doing a complete 180 on their previous position on horrid little grasses called Tom Watson who work for right wing organisations
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
motherfuckers already published the punchline in a different article www.ft.com/content/1e2c...
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‘Perfumers are magicians’ — the secret duo behind luxury candles
United Perfumes’ Chris Yu and Laurent Delafon have created home fragrances for Alexander McQueen, Tom Dixon and Paul Smith
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that 'strategic partnership' with ChatGPT paying off for the latter again, I see www.theguardian.com/money/2026/s...
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Domestic datacentres: how computer power can help heat your home
Energy bills are scheduled to rise next month but there are innovative ways to heat your home and save money
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as far as I can tell the harry potter series is a couple of chapters viciously skewering a snobby middle class couple and then seven books outlining why snobby middle class closed-mindedness and bigotry is great it's just that those two people were fat
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Paul Mason returned to Second Life to seek its soul" with accompanying image of a Second Life avatar 'Paul Mason' with shades and leather jacket. A screen in the background seems to be playing Newsnight (a photo of Jeremy Paxman on purple background).
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
reading a Guardian liveblog after any cabinet reshuffle:
"I'm not sure Cambridge really deserve that.

They've not had much firepower.

I hope Oxford don't hit the panic button."
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i still wonder what became of the lad of about 11 who I witnessed get slung out of the Games Workshop in disgrace the next day, for hastily repurposing the why is Ayrton Senna bad at football? because he can't take corners? joke
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hhahahahahahahaha DEATH SPIRAL CONTINUES fucking MICHAEL MARRA for fucks sake
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
'austin powers' laughing at the funny beans joke, which is just saying 'beans' because the poster has seen someone else say 'beans' and now repeats it on cue like a precocious dog (american)
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AI Actor Tom Cruise Heidecker abruptly shrinks into suit during live tv wedding
AI Actor Tom Cruise Heidecker abruptly shrinks into suit during live tv wedding. Manuel, Tim Heidecker and the pastor look on
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
So Oxford United just launched, and then quickly withdrew, a new American football-style shirt collection. This was the launch image:
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
most dignified cody rhodes gimmick
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
guy who starts sending daily death threats on here because he loves System of a Down and he's deeply misunderstood that one bellend who works for bluesky
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Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
ffff
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"there's more than one way to advocate for change!" - man who does not advocate for change
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'Opinion & Features Editor, City AM'
@alysdenby

Anti-capitalist Jeremy Corbyn is selling his house for a tidy profit but I note from the listing that he has an enormous Russian toleware tray  and possibly some Chinese porcelain in his living room...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/property/buying-selling/jeremy-corbyn-north-london-home-for-sale-700000/
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Labour MP ‘absolutely agrees’ with a brutal clampdown on Harry Potter shops. You would presume this would include hefty sanctions on the unjust wealth of any beneficiaries. Extremely rare win for Burnham’s government
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
new rule: all americans doing OI AVE YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT MISTA posting have to attach an audio recording of them saying it. none of us ever can ever figure out what accent it's meant to be and it certainly isn't ever any that exist in the UK
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
pov: you have pointed out that 'England' and 'Britain' aren't synonyms
long list of notifications, 10 americans have blocked me and one has "added you to the "Annoying assholes" moderation list
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