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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You will be sucked towards, you will not be sucked out, that’s the guarantee here at Ryanair

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2026

This is the energy I need Democrats to express

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@dankgdl

Once before class my friend said to me "time to clean house" and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts

8:20 PM • 10 Sep 17

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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if i saw C3PO trying to make art i would smash him apart with a wrench

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

JD Vance calls for Trump to be imprisoned

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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If a Democratic president started a war of choice, spent $100s of billions, blew up international military & economic alliances, then completely surrendered giving opposing nation $100s of billions in reparations while empowering their anti-US regime: Corporate Media would have justly crucified him.

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Lyx Lyon @lyxlyon.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

no really, i’m serious, why am i paying taxes if a trillionaire is getting billions and billions of dollars from the government? i can’t stop asking myself this question…

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/06/2026

splice "I love it. I love the inflation." and "I don't think about Americans' financial situation." together and hang it around the neck of every Republican running in November

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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/06/2026

my 2028 candidate is whoever promises to take the construction equipment that lay waste to the east wing of the white house and drive it directly to the supreme court of the united states

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before

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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

this place was cursed with double-edged timing. they saw a big influx of users & thought wow, people must be really excited about our tech nonsense buzzword things (instead of just wanting twitter but not ran by a nazi) let's focus on that bollocks forever

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William Clare Roberts 🇵🇸 @marxinhell.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

This is what the collapse of the rule of law looks like.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

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Charlie @tweetcarp.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 28th 2026 (Hard), in less than 20 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

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Clues by Sam

A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/02/2026

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed.

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

"Just stay cool and don't make trouble until the midterms" is not going to cut it as an opposition response to a murderous regime whose masked thugs are killing people in the streets and then attempting to round up witnesses and destroy evidence.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 14/01/2026

Instead of ending the constitution and murdering people, we could have high speed trains and universal health care.

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Anat Shenker-Osorio @anatosaurus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

You cannot tell voters that this regime is an existential threat one day and aid and abet it every other day. Either you're lying or you are complicit, neither of which makes you fit for office.

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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Don’t have to ask me twice!

A nature museum display that says “raccoon urine: smell here” with a little squeeze bottle you can sniff

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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 04/12/2025

my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

NYT: Is the President tired? Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?

Asked whether Mr. Trump fell asleep, Karoline Leavitt, the White House press secretary, said in a statement that the president was "listening attentively and running the entire" meeting.
She cited Mr. Trump's response during a question and answer segment at the end of the meeting, when he delivered a tirade against Somali immigrants.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Primary everyone. All of em. I'm serious. They have the worst political instincts in history in addition to being a bunch of pricks with a cushy job. Time to leave and go write your book, assholes. Take Tapper and the other dickheads with you on the way out

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

A big idea that commercials tried to give to me growing up was that there were brands of gum with so much flavor that if my grandpa ate it he would just die

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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

waking up and groggily trying to piece together what people could possibly mean by “trump diarrhea video” i hate this world

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Chuck Schumer, in an hour from now: The president plans to flood the streets with military personnel to oppress innocent people, but what he should be flooding the streets with is tax credits for the middle class!

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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun 911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great me: so who do we call 911: [shouting in background] we're checking now

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