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Tuxedo Catfish

@tuxedocatfish.bsky.social
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evaluated? buddy they keep me in a temperature-controlled vault so they can measure all autism accurately against mine

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 20h
honestly crying about this. been a long time since i've read good political news. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Judge tosses drug trafficking convictions for B.C. compassion club founders after constitutional challenge | CBC News
A British Columbia Supreme Court judge has ruled in favour of two harm-reduction activists convicted of drug trafficking who argued they were doing it to reduce the harms caused by toxic drugs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the ideal form of commercial gamedev is a fidget spinner that is also a slot machine it's not about communicating anything, it's about self-soothing. this is the rosetta stone to understanding like half a dozen different recurring game design discourses and the design trends that kick them off
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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tanze bravopueblo / w.s. healed @tattletale.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a rulebook should never give players 'permission' to change or break the rules -- the 'permission' is inherent in the fact that it's an inanimate object that can't do anything to stop you. it's at once condescending to the players and denigrating to your own design work
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 28/09/2026
I feel like when people get concerned by FGC jargon they're like tattling on themselves for not having hobbies outside of videogames like some people would see how skate trick are named and described and die like a dorito-peasant.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
UN helmets breaking open my door.  One saying, "If it says 95% chance to hit, you shouldn't be able to miss." The other saying, "If I roll two 1s in a row, my next roll has to be higher than 15."

i am a wide-eyed smiling meme man with a shotgun
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dustmop is over here now @dustmop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the straw that made the camel start fat rolling
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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merritt @merrittk.com · 26/09/2026
warhammer demon names khorne: bloodskull 'the skull' skullblood slaanesh: lusciousa, the forbidden hole tzeentch: [unpronounceable bird noises] nurgle: goopy poopmeister, fartmagus in queef
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TO MAKE SURE I NEVER LOSE, I KEEP INSECTS INSIDE MY BODY
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ah, the waluigi to susan faludi's mario
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gotta stop letting my RTX card ass friends set me up on dates. Spare me from a glistening buttershaders barking at me in Jennifer Hale's voice. Need a bitch with a low poly count. I want a bitch that will run on a potato. z-fighting is fine. I actually like it if her pussy vortices cut my shit up
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching the reincarnated as a slime anime as a conscious choice to pick out some slop to keep me busy while unemployed, and it's performing as expected, but man, could they stop ruining the monster designs by humanizing them
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midnucas 🇵🇷 @midnucas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Less than two weeks before first round voting, Meta has shut down Lula’s campaign account with no explanation and disabled all their advertisements
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is a value to, say, the way that extreme metal deliberately presents itself in off-putting ways (eg, cannibal corpse album covers), so that there's a barrier of entry to engagement, which means that the scene selects for those who are actively invested in that specific aesthetic.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would rather have a small scene with consistently invested, engaged participants than a much large scene with a significant amount of people only engaging on a casual shallow level.
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A tweet from @hagfail

It was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBI have issued a warning to Poob. 3 Poob executives were arrested today.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
new warframe update is really weak, just a hellgrind vs. annoying new enemies in an existing mission node and a few lines of dialogue. there might be an easter egg once you unlock Narin i guess but I was hoping we'd actually get a *quest* following up on War Within instead of, like, a captura scene
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know this is going to sound very controversial and I am very brave for saying this: when you get a new TTRPG book, the first thing ylu should do, before you play the game, is open it to page 1 and read it through to the end.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"It's not normal behaviour — not even cosplayers go around biting each other."
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Zero @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Send this to a 30 or 40 year old to watch them stare into the middle distance about how fleeting life is
The start screen for the Super Nintendo emulator ZNES. Game menu is open with Load selected. The loading snow is also on the screen.
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Atlas Games @atlasgames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Intrigued by Ars Magica Definitive? Get it for FREE! #ArsMagica #TabletopGames
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Intrigued by Ars Magica Definitive? Get it for FREE!
Almost two years ago, we asked the fans of Ars Magica to fund a massive summa of Ars Magica Fifth Edition – not a new edition, but a Definitive Edition that pulled together elements that developed across twenty years into a reference work with top-notch production. We were beyond thrilled with the response, and are intensely proud of the finished tomes that have been delivered into the hands of our backers all over the world over the last few weeks, …
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
HEY MA THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' CAT IN THE YUNGAS FOREST ECOREGION
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ezra Pound's quasi-translation of The River-Merchant's Wife
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cctakato 🏳️‍⚧️ @cctakato.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Lynn Minmay will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Alt: Lynn Minmay performing the song “Do You Remember Love?” in the anime film “Macross Do You Remember Love?”.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Over years in the RPG scene I've argued for more complete rules sets, it's never been about "a rule for everything" or an experience where you don't invest any work or labor. It's just been "Can a new person figure out how to play this game w/o importing game knowledge from elsewhere?"
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Public opinion doesn't dictate American policy" pretty much says it all right there
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Photography by Alfie Goodrich @alfie.photography · 13/09/2026
Getty makes a ton of money out of selling public domain footage. Which is crazy. But that’s Getty. The footage is usually available free elsewhere but it’s hard to find. Great video that helps you understand where and how to find it. youtu.be/2dzqQItDmdg?...
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I Killed A Business Model
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Tom @warriorcult.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Perfect couple of posts summarising the Wolverine / AAA space.
User @nisei_yoshimi posted on X:

time was if you wanted a wolverine game you called up acclaim or etc and they gave it to some lads from scunthorpe named like Galactic Visions who would code a 6/10 third person action game for PS2 xbox and gamecube in ten months. and it would cost about £500 and a few curries

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developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2004: uh we thought if we did like tomb raider but a bit of devil may cry combat it'd be well fun innit

developing a 6/10 wolverine game in 2026: the company has my children. I have not left the office in months. Take this note to the authori
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 02/10/2025
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We stay hungry, we devour
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes got away with crimes because she looks like Gadget from rescue rangers became human.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OpenAI set $22M on fire just to steal $1M from a human who did the actual work, and that’s the business plan our economy is betting everything on? Lol.
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Paul Frazee: (suddenly transported to 1920s Belgium) umm ceci est clearly une pipe actually, look at it, its pipe shaped you fools
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DMiurge @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hey remember that guy who was like "deer don't have to wipe their asses"
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
nintendo: of course we didn't use AI in the OoT remake. we simply kidnapped a salaryman and told him he couldn't see his family until you could see every single stitch of Link's shirt, as is traditional
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I recently had to quit my job for health reasons; I've applied for unemployment but it hasn't kicked in yet, and I'm behind on rent, various debts, and my phone line is set to get cut off today. If anyone can help me out, I'd greatly appreciate it. paypal.me/tuxedocatfish
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It rules being constantly lectured by bloodless quants that people shouldn't hate data centers, that it's reactionary, that all the concerns are overblown, and every data center project is just endless shit like this on repeat forever
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