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Tuxedo Catfish

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evaluated? buddy they keep me in a temperature-controlled vault so they can measure all autism accurately against mine

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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
made it to ~2700 lizards but i'm hemmed in to a tiny peninsula by a massive empire of pig-men who almost have more troops than i have citizens in total. probably gonna restart rather than try to get to ~2k troops with only my capital to break out.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I realized my factions were all weirdly biased against ranged units, and I had *exactly* ten Saurian units illustrated but wanted to save one for a special event later, so, behold, the Saurian Almarjam (literally "catapult")
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And here's an example of the other half. Terato attack lines are exclusively melee-ranged (with a few, limited cases of burst 1) but can use nearby allies, or allies near those allies, etc. as their origin point instead of the attacker's actual position.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
there is one and only one bioessentialist trait in the Spirit of Extinction world, and it's that, for some inexplicable reason, armadillos LOVE blowing shit up anyways here's the Glyptodon sapper
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ended up going with a Cave Bear as sort of a sage-like old man, given the life reconstruction I was working from gave them polar coloration:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Megatherium:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Aurochs:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A few others I think I haven't already shared here Entelodont:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Working on the extinct beasts (mini-?)faction. Smilodon!
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Here we go, the Saurian Wazir:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Saurian Haris, an elite stegosaur-man guard.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
they do trust a few of them with more important roles, i guess
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Saurian Mamluk, lightly armored and armed... Perhaps a glimpse into the status of humans in Saurian society?
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
*AC/DC INTENSIFIES*
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have evil, EVIL plans for this faction, and this little guy is half of the equation.
Level 3 Stooge

A squirming blob of living tissue, with a single eye towards the center. It wiggles and jitters constantly.

Health: 1
Size: SxS
Speed: 6

⚔ Pester / At-Will / 🪓 / 🌢0
	Effect: Target is Distracted (save ends).

🗲 Slippery Customer / Interrupt
	Trigger: An attack would hit you and you have not used this ability since your last turn.
	Shift 3 squares. If this would take you out of range of the attack, it misses.

Summoner: When you start your turn, you summon one Terato Warbler to an adjacent square. They act immediately after your next turn. There can only be a maximum of three Terato Warblers on the field for each PC at any time. (TP+1)

Super Dodge: You never grant Opportunities. (TP+5)

Weak Damage: -1 damage to all attacks. (TP-3)

Stooge: A Stooge has only 1 Hit Point, automatically fails all Saving Throws, and only deals 1 damage on Opportunities.

TP Total: 3
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here's the Ghoul final boss, with full rules. He might be overtuned in his current form, I was debating whether Umbilical Lord should cost him one of his initiative counts or not, but he paid for it out of his TP budget, so we'll see.
Level 4 Champion

An eerie, floating fetus. It is quite clearly dead, with patches of necrotic flesh and the stump of an umbilical cord waving in the breeze.

Health: 56
Size: 1x1
Speed: 6

⚔ Umbilical Lord / At Will / 🪓 or 🏹5 / 🌢3
	Effect: The target gains 14 Buffer Points. As long as the target has these Buffer Points, it is Dominated, the Ghoul Inheritor is pulled adjacent to and moves with the target, and it cannot be targeted or damaged. When all Buffer Points are depleted, the Ghoul Inheritor takes 14 damage. Only one character may be Dominated this way at any time, and it can only be used on any given character once. (TP+8)

⚔ Uterine Thrall / Frequency / 🏹10 / 🌢3
	Effect: The target makes an attack against another target of your choice.

⚔ Caul of the Void / Encounter / ✷5 / 🌢3
	Effect: Target is frenzied on its next turn. If Umbilical Lord is active, treat the Dominated character as the source of the frenzy.

🗲 Miss Trigger / At-Will / Reaction
	When an enemy misses you, the attacker must succeed on a saving throw or be Frenzied on their next turn. (This does not apply to the Dominated target of Umbilical Lord.)

Champion: You act on Initiative counts of 7, 5, and 3. You automatically succeed at all Saving Throws. Each of these Initiative counts is a full turn for you.

TP Total: 8
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
how is babby formed how ghoul get pragnent
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Saurian Pahlevan. I wasn't going to make the dinos into a full faction (since they're mostly meant to be player allies barring early misunderstandings) but sometimes an idea just pops into your head fully formed and you don't have a choice in the matter.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
having altogether too much fun naming attacks for the Placentamentals
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
images that activate a very specific neuron in my brain
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
and the Wet Nurse:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
okay figured it out. i didn't want the entire Ghoul faction to be "hurr hurr what could be more scary than a fat person" but i've got thin ghouls, muscular ghouls, starvation-bloated ghouls, a ghoul who's just a butt with legs, i reckon i can have one hungry ogre; here's the Ingestor:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
and the more conventional weird little guy
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
still on my "submerged monster" kick, which at this point i have to admit is basically cheating, but i figured i'd get at least a LITTLE more mileage out of it since these guys' tileset has its own weird acid-looking liquid pools
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
plus the Lampbearer and their Will-o-Wisp
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i actually already have enough skeletons but i am constitutionally incapable of not drawing skeletons so here's the Draugur Skellipede (name pending)
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
and on the Shrike side, the Kitharode, who I imagine as a support unit (maybe capable of giving voluntary target selection to the otherwise "mindless / attacks closest" rose beasts? not 100% sure yet)
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Filling out the Rose Beast / Shrike roster, this one's an aquatic enemy:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
if, in what i have to stress is a COMPLETELY imaginary scenario, this led to the total collapse of ad revenue as a viable way of doing X, Y, or Z
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mr. MT-J-048, thank you for coming to your performance review. No problem! So you're in charge here, is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the BAWS.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
and atop their trusty steed:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kroot Carnivore:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
and... who could this fellow be?
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Daemonette
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
and the BFG art for it:
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this looks like a very simple design compared to the original (downthread) but holy shit NONE of these shapes are pixel-friendly, i almost gave up on this one lol anyways here's the Eclipse Class Cruiser
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Kroot Warsphere
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tyranid Cruiser (it was such a chore finding the reference for this lol. nobody cares about anything not-Imperial in BFG)
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dictator-class Cruiser
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And updated an old Carnifex sprite from when I was being way too fastidious about canon size = size in squares to be the new Hormagaunt instead
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Repurposed the Hormagaunt design I wasn't happy with as a Genestealer, after some tweaks.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hierophant. The body plan makes zero sense if you think about it too long but I figured the important thing is the vibe.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Zoanthrope
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Neurotyrant, taking some liberties because sinuous tails look stupid at this resolution. Just impossible to get right.
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Biovore
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