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Emily F Allen. Indie RPGs. Horror & Whimsy. Owner of one Ennie Award. She/Her. Sapphic trans girl, Quaker, hard left, spider-lover.

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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 14h
I'm close to finishing a new project! Taking a wild punt into unexplored territory, I've made a hybrid of solo journaling game and narrative wargame. This being me, it involves intoxicants, zombies, and nuns. So allow me to introduce In The Scarlet Cloister.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 14h
I'm close to finishing a new project! Taking a wild punt into unexplored territory, I've made a hybrid of solo journaling game and narrative wargame. This being me, it involves intoxicants, zombies, and nuns. So allow me to introduce In The Scarlet Cloister.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i see we're at the 'fleeing the country' stage of affairs thanks keir, very cool
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what the fuck was going on that they felt they needed to preemptively ban submissions seemingly written by Bede the Venerable?
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
here's my blistering hot take: if you make a generic "fail / mixed success / full success" catch-all move in a PbtA game, you have failed. Moves are specific. They have specific triggers and specific outcomes.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yoooo this looks *sick*
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
almost any ttrpg bugbear - dice fudging, railroading, murderhobo behaviour, rules lawyering, ignoring the rules, metagaming, coffeeshop play, etc etc - can be a positive thing if the entire playgroup has bought into it and the game in question can support it mechanically.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hard agree world of darkness has always been an Urban Fantasy setting.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would rather have a small scene with consistently invested, engaged participants than a much large scene with a significant amount of people only engaging on a casual shallow level.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i genuinely think that a serious ideological split between the conservative right and the reactionary bigoted right has been a long time coming and we are now finally starting to see the cracks form.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you really can call absolutely anything OSR these days apparently
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mitch mcconnel after the midterms
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Captain Yuna 💫 @yunavirtua.com · 25/08/2026
I chose violence today
Epic handshake signifying similarity:

Fortnite 🤝 Magic the Gathering 

Ruining their individual identity by becoming crossover slop
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i gotta say i will take powerscalers over shippers any day because at least the powerscalers ground their vicious infighting in the actual facts of the text discussed
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
breaking powerscalers' brains by introducing them to rock paper scissors
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barenuckelavee.bsky.social @barenuckelavee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a blog now and wrote about playing a bastardized version of OD&D in prison and how the DIY spirit of the OSR is most alive when you don't buy anything at all barenuckelavee.bearblog.dev/no-one-can-t...
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NO ONE CAN TAKE YOUR GAME FROM YOU
There is a sickness in the modern tabletop hobby, a kind of creeping, insidious consumerism that tries to convince you that you need things to play. We get c...
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I think there's a distinction to be made between: - the complexity of a game's rules and - how tightly a game expects you to follow its rules. they're different axes.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
to my understanding "punk" is when you are not very good at playing rock music and all the discussions about 'real punk' beyond beyond that is just sophistry
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
G O U R D
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
all jokes aside i do think that in order to actually count as OSR you ought to be able to run Expedition To The Barrier Peaks in it with minimal conversion work.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
while it is about many things, Dark Sun is kinda fundamentally *about* climate change. if the shiny new book isn't about climate change, it's not really Dark Sun, it's just DnD wearing it's skin like a suit.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so how much do you reckon the mcdm guy paid to have that OSR video made, eh?
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
we need a ttrpg about going back to dinosaur times in order to do science and i could be the woman to write it
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Sarah Carapace @sarahcarapace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm mildly infamous for my work on Dungeon Bitches and I hope that when I finish Violet Core people will appreciate it but my real legacy will be the noticeable up-tick in hot, clearly autistic women, who are really into Genocyber.
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Goodnight to an absolute legend. Director, musician and special effects artist Screaming Mad George.
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Cat Bussell @catbussell.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey folks. I have a great friend who's struggling with ME/CFS. We're trying to club together to buy her a wheelchair. If you want to support a trans woman from the UK who's been let down by the government and is in dire need of help, please donate or share.
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Donate to Help Vi get her life back, organized by Violet Bloom
My friend Vi is an absolute sweetie. She’s also been battling ME/CFS for the best par… Violet Bloom needs your support for Help Vi get her life back
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RPGnet 🦌✨ @rpg.net · 15/08/2026
Roll for initiative... then argue about it. Sign up today: ow.ly/qyvS50ZA2B0 #rpgnet #rpg #ttrpg
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Weasel @nordicweaselgames.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Related but Also bring back crunch and fluff. “Lore” is for dweebs
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🎃ALL HALLOW'S VERMIN👻 @legendaryvermin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not to piss on anyone's cake, but I think the "rules light vs rules heavy" framing of the discourse du jour is probably part of the problem. I personally don't think you can comfortably group everything from Lasers and Feeling and Ironsworn together in one bucket as "rules light".
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
somebody smarter than me should talk about the shared production techniques used by larp and tokusatsu
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
to be clear, i am here to talk about games and hobbies and things i am not here to talk about politics and culture wars shit if you see me talk about politics, tell me to knock it off
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
see i think this is kind of emblematic of a particular confusion that makes discussing ttrpgs in general tricky. That is, conflating "the game-structures that exist in the books" and "the events that take place during play". Both get squished into the term 'game', but they're different things!
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Jon at Handiwork Games @handiworkgames.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey! No big stress and don’t get mad ok, but rather than saying “cro magnons”, a term from the bad old days of anthropology, try the scientist-approved terms “anatomically modern humans” or “early European modern humans”. Nice. Love you bye.
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Thought Punks 🎲 TTRPGs + Punk 👩‍🎤 @thoughtpunks.com · 08/08/2026
He's the first couple pages.
The Gist
Jesus Christ came back. Of course He came back. He said He would. The problem is that He came back gentle and confused and asking questions about sparrows and rent prices. 
Before He could get His bearings, Pastor Dominion Crale of the First Church of the Perpetual Tithe had Him zip-tied in an Escalade and driven to the compound in forty-seven minutes flat. That was eighteen months ago.
The main Cathedral now operates HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD™, a multi-level wellness sacrament pipeline moving vials of genuine messianic blood at a year’s Toronto/London/Paris professional’s salary per unit (Blessed Faithful Anointed Healing Moment™), the cost of a large luxurious home in Tokyo or NYC (Chosen Hosts Exclusive Miracles Package™), a tier only reachable by mega-millionaires and billionaires (The Perfected Saints Full Indulgence Membership™), and a newly launched Divine Disciples Triple Elite Plus Eternal Covenant™ option for the most wealthy that comes with a personal blessing, concierge, and non-disclosure agreement. 
They operate on artificial scarcity (above and beyond the limits of their gruesome extraction process). The First Church ensures that even the Eternal Covenant™ tier has a waiting list. Lower tier lottery winners can wait in line even through the night  to receive their “blessings” on High Holy Days™. (Universal Love For All™ financing plans  available.) The Vatican filed a complaint. It is in a drawer somewhere one guy has the keys to, and nobody’s seen him in a while. The SEC wrote a memo about drafting a proposal to explore a process to review the complaint. It’s in another drawer. 
Jesus is in the Sanctum Sub-Basement, connected to the Eternal Harvest Array. He cannot die. He cannot leave. He has been patient about this. He waits, faithful, hoping, suffering. He waits for you.
You have been recruited by Lucifer. Yes, THAT Lucifer. (Please don’t call them “Satan” or “The Devil.” I would say if you value your life, but that is the least of what the Morningstar can take.) 
Lucifer (pronouns variable and flexible, presentation business casual, stress beginning to show through the seams) sought you out personally. The pitch ran for almost two hours and included a PowerPoint with extensive citations. 
The end of the pitch: “I know how this looks. I know you have questions. That’s too bad. It’s none of your business, really. What I need you to understand is this situation is more personally offensive to me than your little brain can grasp. I pursued every available channel for months. I am standing in this awful parking lot talking to you, exactly because there are no more channels. Please. You will be well-treated for your help. And I am asking nicely. I am… not good at asking nicely.”
You get a burner phone, a compound dossier, keys to a storage unit with mostly useless random items but a few bits of (poorly maintained and fragile) equipment as well, and a laminated card that reads: 
CALL IF YOU NEED SOMETHING UNETHICAL
BUT NOT EVIL
Your job: 
•	Get in. 
•	Free Jesus. 
•	Get Him out.
The Cathedral's job: 
•	Stop you with extreme prejudice. 
•	Post it to their forty-million-subscriber channel.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the children yearn for afrofuturism
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i'm back! bsky decided to inexplicably suspend me for a day and a half and i have no idea why
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
test
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i think the reason i'm consistently bouncing off modern 40k design is that it's largely abandonned simulationism as a design principle
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Actually, I Like Simulationist Game Design
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Andrew Doull @andrewdoull.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Look most of these people are now leaking state secrets on the War Thunder forums
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
listen i am a v5 defender! i think v5 had so much potential and i want to see a v5.5 that fixes its irritating flaws and builds on its high points so we can see what it was capable of! but alas
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
'average world of darkness player loves rules-light personal horror' is actually statistical error. average world of darkness player likes simulationism. Martin Erikson, who live in sweden and locks claustrophobic larpers in coffins, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ok so fuck v6
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
they really are trying to gentrify mork borg huh
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cavegirl @cavegirl.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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