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Pabst Blue Robin

@turtlelover.bsky.social
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Gas phase chemistry denier (they/them) Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.” Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing

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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it is evidence of how so much we have been made to think that gaining an audience is the goal of life in this attention-seeking economy that saying "a rapist shouldn't seek a public persona that is available for consumption" is taken as equivalent to saying they "can never rejoin society."
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
board games
ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE!
you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not going to see this musical, but I would like to purchase the gigantic Totoro 
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
L + Ratio + My cat clears this cat
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feef @feefal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inspired by a recent interaction
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
in Frasier the brothers would joke about Opera and I wouldn't get it but it didn't matter, and same-same with Swan Boy and Anime and Music
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A freestanding shelf is filled with plushies and stuffed animals. Elephants, bears, dolls, little horses, etc. Everyone is wearing a pink bow on their head, except for one: A tiny man, smaller than the rest of the group, hiding on the top shelf without his bow. A woman, who is not tiny and wearing a matching bow, stands next to her shelf of stuffed animals. She looks at the floor and sees that one of the bows has been thrown to the ground. “Looks like someone’s not wearing their bow,” she says. Her cat looks up at the top shelf, giving away the tiny man’s position. 
Reader, we can’t be certain what happens next but there will likely be a punishment for bow removal. Also, let me tell you that while I like this piece, the line work bugs me a little. This is an older one and looking at it now I have to say that it’s too precise compared to some other drawings. Sometimes when I’m trying to add more details or multiple characters, I tend to slow down and be too deliberate with my lines. That’s not a bad thing but I prefer lines that indicate shape or at least feel spontaneous so there’s more energy. I’ve gotta trust myself when drawing and just let it rip. Of course it really doesn’t matter but at the same time it matters so much. We move on. We try again. Also, I’m going to make plush animals. I’m working on it.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Swan Boy:
Tweet from twitter user @laserboat999. It reads: “nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i’m goofy”
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Socialists: Joseph Stalin would be in the DSA and love Mamdani!! ︀︀Other Socialists: NO! He would hate WOkeness!! ︀︀Josef Stalin in 2026: Comrade Ezra Klein, thank you for having me on your show. I'm a massive fan of your recent book. We need a Five Year Abundance Plan.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Trivially easy problem to solve except that the United Kingdom has a cultural revulsion to keeping their cats safe and heslthy
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Spriter Gors @gors.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The I just wanna grill for god's sake meme, except the man is at a Mahjong table with a mahjong tile in hand and saying "I just wanna Ron for god's sake"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: Close-up view of a hand holding a phone with instagram open. The image on screen is a horrifyingly crusty, borderline demonic little dog, with a caption below that reads: “Fly high Taquito 🕊️❤️” Panel 2: the man holding the phone exhibits a face of mild shock at the sight of Taquito.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Going into a Zionist diatribe in the middle of my article that is ostensibly about unionization in academia, I am very smart!!!!
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not going to be sharing the anti-post doc union op-ed because I think there’s really no reason to drive traffic to it, but holy shit. Never before has an article been tailor made to piss specifically me off.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You should wear a helmet even on an empty, bike only, pathway
Normal Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech”: A white man with short brown hair in a tan jacket stands among a crowd of seated people. They are all looking at him
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
HOMEBOY
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
classic Tim Robinson skit setup —date is going ok —guy suggests adding hot sauce to their shared food —accidentally makes his own food too hot —date briefly comments on it —guy becomes obsessed with idea that his date thinks he can't handle spice and takes matters into his own hands
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/07/2026
one of my strongest music opinions is that carly rae should be a taylor swift level megastar
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Damn, they’re gonna send the Pinkertons after Jimothy next…
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🦇⚰️DracuLevi⚰️🦇 @likethejeans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Alex Krokus's 4 panel comic "life of a meme." the comic portrays figures being delighted by putting pineapples on their heads. humanoid figures labeled "brand" begin putting pineapples on their heads. the first group abandon the pineapples, leaving the "Brands" perform the activity at each other
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gillian Anderson…
An image of a monkey from a textbook, its brain is superimposed over its head. A line points from the words “Neuron activation” to its brain.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Note to self:
An image of Garfield that says “You are not immune to propaganda” but I’ve replaced the word propaganda with “Consumer slop”
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America's Spookiest Dad @finaldad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Including economists in intellectualism is a deep insult to intellectuals everywhere
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Odysseus eating the lotus flower be like: I must have amnesia I forgot that I’m him
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it is not actually anyone's unalienable human right to drive as fast and as dangerously as you want at all times, idk who told them that. and i don't care about the "flow of traffic" either
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
NO MORE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BEIGN DEGRADED BY DA WORLD EVERY DAY "NO MORE TOUCHSCREENS I WANT TO PUSH A BUTTON, I WANT THE BUTTON TO CLICK, I DONT WANT A FAKE CLICKING SOUND, I DONT WANT A CAR THAT PRETENDS ITE REVVING UP BY PLAYING EGING SOUNDS THROUGH THE SPEAKERS, I WANT 9999 FUNCTIONING GUILLOTINES, I WANT PEOPLE TO BE BAILED OUT WHILE CORPORATIONS STARVE IN THE STREETS" - FOR MORE OF THIS TYPE OF SHYT GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A man looks into a mirror coming to a moment of deep personal realization. Text reads: Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky Educational series.

(You are a deeply annoying individual)
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
how they make us talk now
a dog is standing in a suburban landscape vaping

DOG: I seen on FACEBOOK

DOG: Or, rather, "THREADS"
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Vesh @rexiafortuna.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Drivers are the Americans of the road.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 09/06/2026
my question is why dont they ever add fiber to things
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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/06/2026
Bit of a rollercoaster today as I hate Talarico’s guts now due to his craven pivot on trans kids, but had to hand it to him for pulling a hot Latina, but then unhanded it to him because like 60% of Texas citizens are also guys who look like ventriloquist dummies and their blisteringly hot Latina gfs
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
How nice of this child to make an I voted sticker exclusively for liberals
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
EVERYONE WHO COMES HERE COMES TO THE RIDICULOUSLY SMALL VENUE WHERE THEIR TICKETS ARE >$100
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
As a queer person, I cannot overstate the importance of finding a cool sport, then finding other queer people who like that sport.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Gillian Anderson Bond 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If you hate the things a stupid pundit says, please block them instead of keeping the endless news cycle they depend on for engagement alive. Just seal them underground.
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 05/05/2026
running for president on a "i will confiscate yr pickup truck and crush it into a cube if you roll coal" platform
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
thinking we maybe should have been a little meaner to the confederacy after the war
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026
hotel bar has the savannah bananas on instead of playoff hoops and this is truly the most tedious shit i’ve ever seen in my life. as a society we are starving our souls
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
When Woke 2 arrives we are reorganizing the DFW exurbs as workers’ communes
This is the best real estate in the world.
1:1:1 Chipotle to Chick-Fil-A to Crumbl ratio.
More HOAs per capita than anywhere on Earth. Only 3.5% property taxes. Only 45 minutes to downtown Dallas. Every house has a privacy fence.
Current entry level price: $1.2 million
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What is the point of having billionaires in this state if we don’t even have a PWHL team?
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Straight Edge of Hormuz @banjeaux.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Firing and jailing RFK is the moderate position
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