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Pabst Blue Robin

@turtlelover.bsky.social
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Gas phase chemistry denier (they/them) Banner: A textbook problem: The question asks about spermine, “a naturally occurring compound that contributes to the characteristic odor of semen.” Profile Pic: A mackerel and white tabby mewing

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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Swan Boy:
Tweet from twitter user @laserboat999. It reads: “nice 400lb squat bro she just let me hit cuz i’m goofy”
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You should wear a helmet even on an empty, bike only, pathway
Normal Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech”: A white man with short brown hair in a tan jacket stands among a crowd of seated people. They are all looking at him
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gillian Anderson…
An image of a monkey from a textbook, its brain is superimposed over its head. A line points from the words “Neuron activation” to its brain.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Note to self:
An image of Garfield that says “You are not immune to propaganda” but I’ve replaced the word propaganda with “Consumer slop”
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A man looks into a mirror coming to a moment of deep personal realization. Text reads: Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky Educational series.

(You are a deeply annoying individual)
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
New Stahli:
Snoopy wearing a blue puffer jacket and beanie saying “Holy shit I’m getting a fit off”
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
dril tweet: The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. You imbecile. You fucking moron”
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Look at my opposition party…
A human face covered in wrinkles with sunken eyes. It’s the drained wojak.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Dril tweet: the wise man vowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile, you fucking moron”
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
0.0 ppm offset
Dial labeled “LOAD SIZE” with small, medium, and large options. It is set to large.
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Pea brain: House of leaves is ergodic literature
Normal brain: Choose your own adventure novels are ergodic literature
Galaxy brain: Scientific journal articles are ergodic literature
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Read the wikipedia article on a country group i like
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Looots of people in my personal life who shit on my love of country music really loving the new Chappell Roan single
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Staring at mass spectra for 10 hours straight while the whole timeline is playing MH Wilds…
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
it’s a real not ready to make nice kind of evening
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My graduate school™ experience
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
The sound design… the move set… the demo was just me killing time until i could find Rey Dau again
Todo from Jiujitsu Kaisen with  tears streaming down his face. The caption reads “It’s just so peak 😭”
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Syndrome from the incredible. Panel 1: [chuckling] And when everyone’s a hunting horn main. Panel 2: …no one will be
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I love cars so much i wish they were real 😞
My cat, Bobby, a mackerel and white tabby looks directly into the camera and appears very surprised
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Pabst Blue Robin @turtlelover.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
new monster hunter wilds info today, getting her ready
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