Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026yeah celiac shoutout! hits the same part of my brain as a Canada shoutout...ideally would've been someone cooler than Glen but beggars, choosers (I think his name is Glen? if not might as well be) 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026don't let anyone tell you Branson always knows where he's going with these 020
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I only shop records at thrift stores and 99.9% of the records are exactly this, you don't even have to inspect every one of them, they are in blocks by Estate, you can just spot check like a prospector looking for a vein of gold 3474
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 13/09/2026in Frasier the brothers would joke about Opera and I wouldn't get it but it didn't matter, and same-same with Swan Boy and Anime and Music 0755
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@octranspo.com - why does Presto not automatically switch a Child pass to a Youth pass? 142
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026hats off to the band Moist for decades of forcing radio DJs to say the word moist 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I think either I'm the only one who doesn't know what a "narrow man" is or Swan Boy is the only one who does 130
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026youtu.be/plUD6vN80dg?...youtu.beDolly Parton - Shine (Official)YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO 010
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026reminds me of when Elmore Leonard's characters would make all kinds of wrong guesses about what's going on but still correctly figure out the other guy's next move 1251
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Swan Boy immediately left the path, hasn't seen a trail marker in hours, and is not concerned/aware in the least 0403
Reposted by JordanJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/08/2026my 13,553rd-favorite thanksgiving food is yellow 6 lake 40. i'm sorry, everybody. i should not have committed to a 15,000-item list last november and i hope to finish it as quickly as i can. my 13,554th-favorite thanksgiving food is the anthocyanin E163. my 13,555th-favorite is fd&c blue number 1 1282068
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Gordon Ramsay: bloody fucking hell, this steak is shite Matt 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026you know it's good storytelling when you have no idea what the Americans are talking about (Shaq? what?), and still it's a good rounded story about a complicated father son insurance military crime relationship 1272
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 26/07/2026next can @bencollins.bsky.social somehow get a hold of Dilbert dot com and then just fill it with daily comics like Pants and haus of decline and swanboy etc. 010
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 25/07/2026love @theonion.com's running gag of omitting "to be" verbs but doing nothing about the resulting awkwardness 100
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Despite Crystal's massive fan and sex appeal, there is a total vacuum where you'd expect to see shipping/fan art for these two, a huge testament to Noel's complete lack of fan and sex appeal 41488
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026excuse me for a moment while I ask the neighbourhood group for advice and respond to all replies with antagonism 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Noel going supervillain in t minus 1-more-perceived-slight-from-a-world-set-against-him (haha jk, he doesn't have the initiative) 010
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026haven't even read the full thing yet, this panel on its own is perfect 0202
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026butterfly effect: as cookiepuss sifts through brain matter Bill and Ted arrive and permanently scar their teenage souls, fail history 0381
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026when I was like 4 years old, I had a recurring nightmare where a strand of hair would suddenly grow so big i couldn't get my arms around it and that's all I think of when I see this Neck 2231
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 17/06/2026still to be confirmed whether Noel's reaction is delight vs. annoyance, but I'd wager he cares too much what his brother thinks of him, and it is very funny that Liam clearly does not think of him at all. 010
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026swanboy having me eager to "tune in next time" in a way that TV forgot 0201
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 04/06/2026real frying pan into the fire turn here (where the frying pan is old gods, and the fire is remembering you abandoned your dad and now he's a head with a foot) 0181
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Keep thinking about this! I miss Forums but this is the closest I've felt to hanging out in one in a while (props to @bransonreese.bsky.social for Moderatoring, I.e., indiscriminately reposting) 010
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026oh he's going annoy his way out of this (like a wonky potato that's not worth peeling) 030
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Rona would have had the forethought to worry "what if there's A Device"; Swan Boy would have hooked up; Noel has not the skill to deal with this and a) will succumb to the device or b) stumble out by luck and attribute it to skill 1603
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 23/05/2026me at the club, palming the pill: good golly thats good molly! 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 16/05/2026a main sign the school system is failing is the number of people who type "yeah" when they mean "yay" 100
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 15/05/20262006: I'll figure that out when im older, a full fledged adult 2026: ummmm im too old to figure that out 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 09/05/2026thank you tp-link, I knew when I purchased my router that you'd be there for me and my mom 8 years later 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 05/05/2026greatest trick the devil ever played is convincing people label printed = shipped 000
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I understand Noel's horror but for those of us whose relationships are of a certain maturity this is pretty steamy stuff 010
Jordan @cappaj.bsky.social · 27/03/2026just sitting at the food court headless, blood scattered on the screen, tik toks autoplaying 000
