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Captain von Trapp Godd

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You may call me "Captain."

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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing that I think is starting to sink in here and you can see it in the thousand yard stares is that there is not actually one weird leftist trick to solve the fact that voters are idiots.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Once again it is October, king of all months
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We cannot & do not need to talk across difference with far right authoritarians. We need to defeat them & defend democracy & the rule of law.
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Workers’ Lit Podcast @workerslit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Postmodernists in shambles as the right single handedly redraws the objective battle lines of "good" and "evil" for the 21st century. Grand narratives are BACK it's literally right vs. wrong and our enemies are proud of their evil.
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Defector @defector.com · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin's 'Minecraft' city is a delight: defector.com/mike-tomlins...
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Mike Tomlin's 'Minecraft' City Is A Delight
When former Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin revealed that he had been working on a Minecraft city for 12 years, I brushed it off. The idea of an NFL coach—a Super Bowl-winning coach who…
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just checking the till here Pete, and i think you're missing a rather important one
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I refuse to surrender my culture
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RETVRN
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 28/09/2026
Three national retailers—Target, Amazon, and Books-A-Million—have hosted dozens of titles from Antelope Hill Publishing, an entity designated by hate-group monitors as a primary distributor of racist and antisemitic books. 1/ www.confrontthehate.com/p/exclusive-...
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SPECIAL REPORT: How a Neo-Nazi Publisher Exploited Target, Amazon, and Books-A-Million
Following an inquiry by ConfrontTheHate.com, Target quickly removed an extremist publisher's catalog—while Amazon and Books-A-Million keep titles active for now.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i think RFK Jr.'s colon-destroying steak and sauerkraut diet, tradwife culture, and Silicon Valley CNC parties are the same thing: a desperate attempt among powerful men to convince each other that gluttony, rapaciousness, and raw domination are not just their birthright but their responsibility
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Yet another digital comic book app, Sweet Shop, launched its beta today with 24 publishers. Biggest selling point, per the press release? "As part of their commitment to the hard work of creators and publishers, Sweet Shop does not accept AI comics." sweetshop.app
sweetshop.app
Join the Sweet Shop waitlist!
Claim your username and be among the first to enter Sweet Shop.
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 23/09/2025
CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.
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👹 Other Sammy 👹 @swizzard.pizza · 23/09/2026
dsausa.org
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) -
Working towards a better future for all.
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 21/09/2026
My heart really goes out to the whole staff at Popverse. Talented journalists all, and you deserve better than this business has to offer.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day! 🧵
Batman: You can't win, Barry. I've come up with plans to defeat every member of the Justice League.
The Flash: BRUCE HELP I WENT BACK IN TIME TO TRY TO STOP MY MOTHER'S MURDER AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOT YOUR PARENTS
Batman: what
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Missouri Jones @lildwu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This includes some of my union siblings. If you can help out please do.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's never been really clear to me why Marvel has been so desperate to get Miracleman into its continuity. Who's popping for this? Who's excited about it? What does it do?
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My sources say the death penalty, for fuckery, being considered by Missouri Supreme Court for SOS Denny Hoskins. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lmao biiiiiiiitch
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is incredible.
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
me when @lildwu.bsky.social asks me to take care of his cats over the weekend on Friday night
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
This is his time.
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Discovered Kanmail today while trying to figure out why nobody has ever made a card-grid style email client before (I was thinking of something like Inoreader or Newsblur, but for email), and this is WAY better than that idea.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In 2029, we are going to have to pass court reform to kick out Alito and Thomas, some of the Groups will probably be mad about it, and we need the next president to tell them to suck it up anyway
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would rather fuckin die than read any of this
Bluesky topic showing “debate over using y’all” if you catch me clicking on this, please punch me in the dick
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it"
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
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Petter Törnberg @pettertornberg.com · 07/07/2026
‘Polarization’ has become the master concept for diagnosing our current democratic crisis. But this is not polarization. It is the radicalization of the political right. By misdiagnosing it, we risk becoming complicit in the crisis. 🧵 Just out in Perspectives on Politics doi.org/10.1017/S153...
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A very positive sign that, nearly a year after Kirk's death, many if not most of the people punished for speaking truthfully about him have won legal cases against their former employees and compensation. Again, panicked compliance with Trumpism has only *cost* institutions.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Let’s log in to the portal for dashboards
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/08/2026
Wake up babe, we have trots in the NFL now
"There's no revolution without bloodshed." 

Titans OT JC Latham on team playing with more physicality
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you exceed the speed limit you deserve to pay a fine like a criminal
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm disappointed, and a bit shocked, by how many people swallowed Prof. Cleves accusations w/o even reading either book, let alone both, to see if this was valid. I've read both. I've gone over the footnotes & citations. The charges are NOT valid.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Traitors couldn't hold office here, couldn't vote here, couldn't own a business or land here and if we'd held to that we'd live in a different world today
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Captain von Trapp Godd @trappgodd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Having written on how the public school system of my state was a direct product of the vengeful abolitionist Radical Republicans who took power in the wake of the Civil War, my only conclusion was that our greatest mistake was repealing our Loyalty Oath ten years after
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
andy and i were talking about this a bit yesterday. how much of the shit these assholes are trying to just wave out of existence by fiat and decree was *bought and paid for with blood*? we fought a war! secular multiracial democracy won! fuck you
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
literally 100% of the bad things about "woke 1" are just shit that sucks about social media. if you're complaining about "Woke" and not Gamergate, it's because you're a disingenuous prick.
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