Reposted by Patrick HynesBilly Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026There is no McTry. There is only: 483111568
Reposted by Patrick HynesJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14343591078
Reposted by Patrick Hyneslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026wow this dude on youtube really knows the battle of königgrätz... I should trust his recommendation when selecting a VPN 1579850
Reposted by Patrick HynesThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-… 263118472
Reposted by Patrick HynesNot the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Houston Rockets GM in 2000 219955
Reposted by Patrick Hynesfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me 152588303
Reposted by Patrick HynesDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 18/09/2026It's so funny that Mamdani is doing *exactly* what the abundance types are calling for -- competent government in service of constituents' quality of life -- but they can't embrace him because their billionaire donors hate Muslims. 562030365
Reposted by Patrick Hynesgmgbdaniel.bsky.social @gmgbdaniel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026To the tune of Kool And The Gang’s “Get Down On It” Jeff Samardzija 71339
Reposted by Patrick HynesPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp 272760299
Reposted by Patrick HynesPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026must’ve been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you’re dating a bartender who’s a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like “you’re not gonna believe how ugly this guy is” 555060276
Reposted by Patrick HynesPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Don Nelson died today, and while his life was full of accomplishments (basketball and otherwise), if you go out at 86 with a photo like this in your recent past, you probably did it right 322974418
Reposted by Patrick HynesDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026why cant it be the 50s again. why cant i process the trauma of war by being drunk all the time and having my kids watch cartoons where cute animals commit murder or suicide every second episode 5649
Reposted by Patrick HynesPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/08/2026“Frontier model”? You mean the Marlboro Man? 1644
Reposted by Patrick HynesLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this 381839535
Reposted by Patrick HynesAbsolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Instead of giving LeBron a cheesesteak to welcome him to Philly, he should have to do Freeway's full verse on What We Do as good as this woman or he can't play. 39420
Reposted by Patrick HynesYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 22/07/2026WTH? LOL 51718145
Patrick Hynes @tphynes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Rock you in your face stab your brain with your nose bone. 000
Reposted by Patrick Hynesceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026gonna start talking like this to my boss 6180781214
Reposted by Patrick Hynes28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026it’s very weird that a bunch of guys went all in on “this kinda grimy philanderer is the kind of lefty politician we need” when one of the most popular and visible lefty electeds is a suit-wearing wife guy 856060
Reposted by Patrick HynesCharles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Paraguay to the World Cup audience: 131309217
Reposted by Patrick HynesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026most irritating part of "how can you root for the US did you know we are bad" is why the fuck do you think I got here without thinking about all this and coming to my own peace with it why do I have to be in the slow lane with you, ever you missed this meeting I'm not giving you my notes 402069255
Reposted by Patrick Hynesfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/07/2026[getting drunk patriotically] man shoutout martin van buren dawg 1952366
Reposted by Patrick Hynesbijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts! 129100001847
Reposted by Patrick HynesCool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I do hope LeBron goes to Golden State and it's a bunch of old guys running around saying things like "watch this young blood" while hitting a step back 3 and losing by 12 to, like, the Nets. 2133919
Reposted by Patrick HynesMarcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026When they show the VAR officials at the start of every game. 040652
Reposted by Patrick HynesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If you get married at Madison Square Garden Walt Frazier is the officiant no matter what you want 3143431
Reposted by Patrick HynesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I mean, Goodfellas is kind of about how awesome doing crime is 2140417
Reposted by Patrick HynesBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products 535172805
Reposted by Patrick HynesLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 13/06/2026Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million 501436381
Reposted by Patrick Hynes🏆KonaBrunson🏆 @konabrunson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Dear Knicks Fans ALL OVER THE WORLD… why should you enjoy the winning bucket by OG only in English? Anunoby would like you to enjoy it in many languages. 🧡💙 1001552416
Reposted by Patrick HynesArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD 4886422145
Reposted by Patrick HynesMike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/06/2026So if Trump was the reason they lost Game 3, are we saying Wu Tang Clan is why they came back to win this one? 2957243
Reposted by Patrick HynesRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The original form of Remembering Some Guys is your mother asking you about high school classmates you haven’t seen in 15 years 3253641
Reposted by Patrick Hynesashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 30/05/2026american toxic masculinity needs the slap in the face of victor wembanyama—our giant french communist who wears thobes, cries on the court, reads books, hugs his mom, and is about to completely dominate the nba 822890355
Reposted by Patrick Hynesrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026championing the forward-looking, proletarian bubble machine against the grim bourgeois dystopia of the bouncy castle, which attempts to find "fun" in the fortification of a feudal warlord. 519521
Reposted by Patrick Hynesderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode 238143531801
Reposted by Patrick HynesGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Why the hell do you need your emotional support dog in the damn Olive Garden? Those unlimited breadsticks got you stressed the fuck out? 2876275
Reposted by Patrick Hynes𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/05/2026Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.” 611103622301
Reposted by Patrick HynesMAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI 80111272803
Reposted by Patrick HynesMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 15/05/2026"At long last, I am a stone-cold seven, the kind of guy who could win a Jacob Elordi lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/at-...mcsweeneys.netAt Long Last, I Have Maxximized My Looks“At long last, I am a stone-cold seven, the kind of guy who could win a Jacob Elordi lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.” 9516114
Reposted by Patrick Hynespixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Sorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox 483088462
Reposted by Patrick Hynesmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes 289105521708
Reposted by Patrick Hynesutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 08/05/2026this is the indomitable spirit of america 151423250
Reposted by Patrick Hynes🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Look, Ted Turner was an enemy of Vince McMahon. That’s worth something in my book. 204391546
Reposted by Patrick Hynesandy™ @andylevy.net · 06/05/2026rip ted turner, he taught me it was ok to watch the shawshank redemption every rainy saturday afternoon 171676178
Reposted by Patrick HynesZach Harper @talkhoops.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Down 49 in the second quarter but you already booked Yung Joc for the timeout performance 1145078
Reposted by Patrick HynesJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The Liz Phair/Sleater-Kinney concert in Prospect Park could be the largest ever gathering of Bluesky posters in one place 1318713
